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Mobius Stripper

@mobiusstripper.bsky.social
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 2h
My man out here inventing new racisms at 80 goddamn years old. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 6h
Everyone, I am so close to creating superduper intelligence. All I need is billions of dollars and for no one to look into my claims.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 6h
Sure, people are making fun of this take. But let's see Sabrina Carpenter put out *one* song where she mentions me by name to say what a smart handsome boy I am, much less thousands of them.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 18h
It's a move that benefits no one and makes lots of people's lives worse, so it checks out as one this administration would make.
reuters.com
TSA officers will not be allowed to sit during ID checks at US airports
US Transportation Security Administration officers will no longer be able to sit while checking IDs at US airport checkpoints, the ​agency and a major union said Tuesday.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 19h
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the hilarity of telling Netanyahu that there's no Santa in Israel. No Santa, in Israel.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 20h
This is not the fish's fault! Do not blame them!
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 20h
The highly paid executives at Netflix looked at Heated Rivalry and decided the part people liked was the hockey.
theplaylist.net
Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
Netflix casts Daisy Jelley and newcomer Connor Simos in ‘Icebreaker,’ its adaptation of Hannah Grace’s bestselling hockey romance.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 22h
"Leftists" on X are anti-Semitic, oh yeah no shit. Cooking shows on X are anti-Semitic.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about becoming a guy who makes fun of Schmitt for mixing up the Hawks and Hawkeyes, but pronouncing them "Hawkies" so no one is on my side, just to feel something
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE FINALLY KNOW ABOUT THE NOODLE INCIDENT!
Calvin: All I can say is, THIS year Santa had better bring everything on my list! I've been extremely good all year! 

Hobbes: What about the noodle incident? 

Calvin: NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!!
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no! Claude went rogue and ate all the cookies for the bake sale that my wife told me I wasn't allowed to eat!
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it's good to meet your heroes, especially if they tip well.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe Trump is trying to bribe voters by saying that if Republicans win the midterms, he'll release the treasure map hidden on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe Trump is trying to bribe voters by saying that if Republicans win the midterms, he'll release the treasure map hidden on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so tired of being aware of things
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MKULTA ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’m too sexy for my mom“ — Right Said Freud
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Professional politician.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
According to me, I have never heard Choosin' Texas. According to my wife, it came on the radio while we were in the car one time, and we had a whole conversation about it. The moral of the story is that truth is mutable and you can never truly know anything.
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Called it again
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is also our current replacement for the measles vaccine
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So when Georgia O'Keeffe paints the same door dozens of times, she gets a whole scene in Breaking Bad about it. But when Megan McArdle writes the same stupid article for the 200th time she gets made fun of? Sure, seems fair.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, we're getting the darker and grittier version of Mary Poppins. I'd like to see you claim Hollywood is out of ideas now!
avclub.com
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Misunderstanding but still appropriating other cultures' religious beliefs is my spirit animal.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always suspected there was something off about that guy.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you're struggling, just remember the ABCs of life: Always Be Considering how to increase shareholder value
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't bring an iced coffee to a gun fight
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The guy who created Black Mirror created a new show called Blackmere? Is it the same show, but drunk?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The #1 show should be going outside and watching life
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you're definitely the good guys
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Widow's Bay season 2 preview is out
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Plot of the next Spider-Man movie just dropped
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's wild that Gavin Newsom watched Jared Polis torpedo his standing with the left and said "no, *I* will be the shittiest Democratic governor" and has operated with that as his guiding light
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day, the one day a year when bisexuals emerge to watch the 1999 blockbuster The Mummy starring Brendon Fraser and Rachel Weisz!
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't let the days go by Could've been easier on you, you, you Wolverine
theguardian.com
Why fans are digging their claws into Wolverine over its patronising gameplay
From highlighted ledges to characters telling you what to do, blockbuster games are increasingly taking the challenge out of playing – and players are pushing back
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Misunderstanding but still appropriating other cultures' religious beliefs is my spirit animal.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The actors should be speaking in a Veronese accent of old Venetian or this movie's a joke.
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I feel liberated" one top banker told the paper. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' without the fear of getting cancelled... It's a new dawn."
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, I've got the brain that makes me sad, and the brain that makes me feel bad about being sad.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have two wolves inside of me Kash Patel, breathing heavy: How soon can you start?
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Kelce was made.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is still so much I need to learn about female anatomy. I didn't know they had so many rectums!
An AI generated diagram of female organs. It is laughably bad.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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