Reposted by Ben SummersMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44867331842
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 24/09/2026repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 010
Reposted by Ben SummersMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026"With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, address your rapidly declining mental, emotional, and physical health, repair all relationships with the loved ones you’ve neglected, and progress through any other stages of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs." buff.ly/k2hhGaMbuff.lyWe, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You“With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, catch up on sleep, stand up for the first time in four hours, address your rapidly d... 09528
Reposted by Ben SummersCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🔪 101025136
Reposted by Ben SummersActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dawn Wee Wee United States, Census, 1950 6726
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 19/09/2026🌇🅰️😀 Mornin' Bob! 🌇🅱️😊 Mornin' Jim! 🌇🅰️😐 Get off 🌇🅱️😳 Uh what 🅰️🅱️😡🤬 They have a fight 🌇🅱️🥳✌️ Bob wins! 🌇🅰️👻👎 Jim now haunts architects and civil engineers who use 90° angles for curves, no barriers, and no room to relieve pressure. Jim also asks his new boss to curse all of Bob's descendants forever. 110
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 19/09/2026It's a Brazilian bananas, Donny. How much could they cost? Two billion dollars? 020
Reposted by Ben SummersJohn Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 10/09/2026It's the onion article but in real life "Over the past few days, I have traveled all over your state and met many of you. And what has impressed me most is that no matter where I have gone, my reaction has been the same: ’Oh, God, get me the fuck out of this dump,’"theonion.comVisiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'ALTOONA, PA–During a campaign stop at an Altoona paper mill Monday, presidential contender Al Gore launched into an unexpected 40-minute tirade against the "not-so-great state of Pennsylvania," callin... 1122
Reposted by Ben SummersJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979531450
Reposted by Ben SummersStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/08/2026 324941
Reposted by Ben Summersgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026shopping for a cheapo replacement screen for the one i bent in a tragic stumbling incident removes your child’s entire body 3117723
Reposted by Ben SummersLance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 21/08/2026the thing is that the entire image, ie the supposed photo, appears to be an AI fake, suggesting this was all created (using AI) as anti-AI ragebait I hate our stupid new world 0275
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 18/08/2026Knowing this might be handy! > Mi povas mangxi vitron, gxi min ne doloras. www.immediategratification.org/i-can-eat-gl...immediategratification.orgI Can Eat Glass — IGPIt Doesn't Hurt Me 000
Reposted by Ben SummersBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right 294886762
Reposted by Ben SummersStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/07/2026 5498127
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 15/07/2026Iranians. Big guys. Iranians are big, nobody knew that but me. Had tears in their eyes begging like a dog, saying Sir, Sir, won't you let us make a deal with you. Please sir, just make the deal for us. We are so smol. Big guys. Good guys, smart cookies. Terrible, stupid people. Frankly if you want t 000
Reposted by Ben SummersShooti @bambooshooti.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#ResistanceRoots Sixto Rodriguez was born on this day in 1942 in Detroit. He was a Mexican American folk-rock singer-songwriter whose music expresses marginalized, working-class struggles. His work was unknown in the U.S. until a 2012 documentary revealed his legendary stardom in South Africa. /1 33469103
Reposted by Ben SummersCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do* 2782691767
Reposted by Ben SummersTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180895571
Reposted by Ben SummersULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 24/06/2026ONE FROGGY EVENING (1955) 622944
Reposted by Ben SummersMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/06/2026"If you thought manual labor was hard, get ready for emotional labor. All that logistical stuff is about to hit you like a stack of bricks. Or were you not aware of how much mental jiu jitsu is involved in scheduling travel soccer around cello lessons and ballet class?"buff.lyCongrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad Now“If you thought manual labor was hard, get ready for emotional labor. All that logistical stuff is about to hit you like a stack of bricks. Or were you not a... 17110
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 20/06/2026🎵 hey hey we're the amoebas 🎵 🎵 people say we amoeba around 🎵 000
Reposted by Ben SummersMatt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The administration: - hired trump's pool contractor - signed off on a tacky pool liner - caused an algae bloom - poured hydrogen peroxide on it - dissolved the cheap pool liner with hydrogen peroxide Honestly the reflecting pool is adequately reflecting the state of America. 512236
Reposted by Ben Summersjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad 5480371946
Reposted by Ben SummersFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026end your sentences with prepositions, who gives a fuck at 26508111
Reposted by Ben SummersLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When I’m fully dissociated and I forget to put on my active listening face 202323445
Reposted by Ben SummersMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/06/2026"So, the president just posted that he’s not going to follow the law anymore. And naturally, our readers want to know if that’s legal. That’s not for us to say—we are not lawyers; we are journalists. What we do know is that it’s unprecedented."buff.lyThis Is All Completely Unprecedented“In many ways, he’s like a magician pulling infinite bunnies out of a hat, except the bunnies are tax fraud. We can’t think of a precedent in modern history.... 722754
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 11/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL60...youtube.comChips Chips Chips from PCUYouTube video by webbexpert 000
Reposted by Ben SummersLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Here’s a photo I took 6 years ago today called Society Nowadays 1172682
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 29/05/2026Him (always): - I'm going to tell you who I am before I do the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am while I am doing the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am after I have done the thing Everyone (after): - Haaaay, now you wait just a dang cotton-pickin' minute, this ain't whut I signed up for 000
Reposted by Ben SummersCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us. 8340133
Reposted by Ben SummersJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026you're telling me six teens painted this chapel 731979264
Reposted by Ben Summerswint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed 315441695
Reposted by Ben SummersRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Ma Yuan's studies of the properties of water, southern Song Dynasty China, ca. 1190 - 1225 CE 1 2376110
Reposted by Ben Summersshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/05/2026static.klipy.comTim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!Alt: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It! 21562132
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I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
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