Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 30/09/2026I love that this nonsense is so jumbled up and crashed together and free of all value and meaning that Bluesky doesn't even think it is English anymore: Somebody should take a very strong and powerful look. 110
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 24/09/2026It's gotta be. Armadillos don't have that many claws. Plus if you zoom in and play with the brightness/contrast you can see that the baby is a state-of-the-art B-800 model, probably fresh off the factory floor: 110
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 24/09/2026y'all get ready for another exciting bit flip in the update record while (1) hormuz = !hormuz When the process runs out of memory and crashes again it will reset to a default configuration when it restarts. Those defaults will not work, or have unknown effects on the changes made in the last run. 000
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 24/09/2026repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 010
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 19/09/2026🌇🅰️😀 Mornin' Bob! 🌇🅱️😊 Mornin' Jim! 🌇🅰️😐 Get off 🌇🅱️😳 Uh what 🅰️🅱️😡🤬 They have a fight 🌇🅱️🥳✌️ Bob wins! 🌇🅰️👻👎 Jim now haunts architects and civil engineers who use 90° angles for curves, no barriers, and no room to relieve pressure. Jim also asks his new boss to curse all of Bob's descendants forever. 110
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 19/09/2026It's a Brazilian bananas, Donny. How much could they cost? Two billion dollars? 020
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 29/05/2026Him (always): - I'm going to tell you who I am before I do the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am while I am doing the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am after I have done the thing Everyone (after): - Haaaay, now you wait just a dang cotton-pickin' minute, this ain't whut I signed up for 000
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 28/04/2026That is a beautiful bike! I used mine to carry both of my little kids to school for about two full years before they both learned to ride bikes on their own. Now I use it to carry all their stuff to and from while they ride their bikes and I can bring the dog with me. I love this thing. 191
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 13/04/2026🎶 If I had convictions 🎶 🎵 I'd change em in the morning 🎵 🎶 I'd change em in the evening 🎶 🎵 To whatever he said 🎶 010
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 11/04/2026Many people are disagreeing very strongly and powerfully like nobody has ever seen 010
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 10/04/2026Pretty sure one of his kids told him about Bioshock Infinite once and he became subconsciously locked in need of seeing in real life what was described in the game: 010
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 03/04/2026Telling that this was my first thought upon looking at this image of the Earth, but this is what it was. @philhendrie.bsky.social 000
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 09/01/2026"In Neo-Confederate America, the Snake Treads On You! Ah Ah Ah! What a country!" 000
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 04/12/2025Here are Gary and Gargle. Gary is the dog and Gargle is the cat. They are friends. 050
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 17/10/2025The front slob looks like one of those alien golem good guy things from the Fifth Element, but not good 050
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 13/09/2025This guy with the wrists fused directly to his torso and the squeaky voice must be Mark Levin 120
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 26/02/2025Chris Isaak as Special Agent Chester Desmond on Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me 030
Ben Summers @bensummers.me · 04/02/2025If you share this link the URL somehow goes from doge.gov to x.com 151
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