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Western Suburban Nightmare. Friends is a mental state. Not forever, just for now…

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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just learned I can’t filter texts to spam by keyword on my iphone. What the hell Apple? Let me block political spam texts by blocking a name.
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When farms stop yielding, hunger does not knock — it breaks the door. Across the Horn of Africa, soils that once fed nations are turning barren. This is not “bad weather.” This is climate change rewriting our food systems in real time.
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Six Pack
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wonder if the people at flock see the irony in this.
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Ganser @ganserband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
still find this so funny
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
A cow, standing in front of the dovecote in Bruton, Somerset, about a month ago. Lovely town. Beautiful architecture. Had a chat with a really nice lady from an old farming family after I took this. Sadly quite a few stuck-up down-from-London snotbags live there these days and houses cost a fortune as a result.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democrats *cannot* support the Protection College Sports Act. It’s the most anti-labor coming out of this Congress. We cannot cap the mobility of black athletes, but not white coaches. My newsletter is up. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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We Need to Protect College Sports from Ted Cruz
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent looks at the many ways Ted Cruz’s college-sports bill threatens athletes’ labor rights. Plus: why our mail-in voting nightmare isn’t over.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You may think Dante Moore is struggling but honestly he is putting together a perfect audition tape for the Jets.
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also 16 hour long flights are hell. After hour 11 you basically accept the fact that you live on the plane now and you’ll never get off.
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Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 🟦⭐⭐⭐⭐🟦 @srboisvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I vote we call it "Cloud Gate" just to piss off Anish Kapor. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/09/09/o...
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Chicago asks for help naming 50-ton boulder unearthed at O’Hare
The 50-ton boulder was discovered about 30 feet underground during excavation work on a stormwater detention project, the city said. The project is part of work for the city’s multibillion dollar O’Ha...
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No cheating. Share your last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Illinois Football Focus @illinifb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A final score graphic for the September 13, 2025 game at Gies Memorial Stadium. Western Michigan, represented by its brown and gold Bronco head logo, scored 0. Illinois, represented by its orange and blue block I logo, scored 38. An orange "Final" badge sits between the two scores.
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New Chat Pile record is out today. Best work yet, if you are into that kind of thing.
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Tom O'Shea @tomoshea.org · 30/08/2026
Zach Mander image in which a Richard Scarry illustration of clothed animals carrying a cat in a bathtub is accompanied by the caption: "The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living."
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just saw Great Wolf Lodge described as “moist Chuck E. Cheese” and I’m absolutely losing my mind.
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: C.T. Common Terrestrial
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wow I clearly missed some news. Happy for him though
ESPN social media post that says “Chris Sale left no doubt he was coming out…”
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my big beagle is 13 years old and needs a little bit of help going up stairs or getting onto the couch but she's still getting up like prime Vince Carter when there's a bit of food on the counter
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Unlike the song, the ship had a bridge.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the relevant context for AI data center water usage isn't how much water other things use. it's that AI data centers use it on malevolent anti-human dogshit and therefore every single drop of it is an appalling inexcusable crime against humanity
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ireland rules so far, but damn ya’ll really out here just boiling an entire 5 course meal. Water as seasoning is not something I’ve really experienced before?
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The phone number for Cook County State's Attorney Eileen O'Neill Burke is 312-603-1880.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s wild to watch NFL preseason because everyone gets to make these observations about what might happen based on what they see and in college football they’re just roll out the whole wagon under live fire in week one like HOPE IT WORKS 
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Glad I got the Tweedy tix for Fitzgeralds, but did he book these shows to avoid Jay in Evanston?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 14/08/2026
i was at the hall of fame yesterday and let me tell you, jeff kent being celebrated there while barry bonds isn’t… well, that oughta ease shoeless joe’s pain, if you will, because it is so nakedly alllllllllll bullshit and politics
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Return of the Killer Tomatoes contains some of George Clooney’s best work
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am generally skeptical of boycotts. But I don't think one can overstate the degree to which J.K. Rowling has chosen to make loathing of trans people and cruelty about them into her primary identity. Nobody on earth will suffer from skipping the Harry Potter series. Let's not make her richer.
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Photo of Glen Danzig on stage
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“always intended to sell the Greenwich Village townhouse that she inherited after finishing its yearslong, multimillion-dollar renovation.” Oh I’m sorry (cramming the fiftieth crustacean down with a plunger) is your lobster *too* buttery? You simply cannot afford to pay your fair share?
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BRAK AND BLUE @yinkadoubledare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Cubs were only 6 game over .500 at the moment that Jim Crow Armstrong (Matt Shaw) got hurt, they're now 18 games over
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Strange to turn on Army of Darkness only to see a meticulous restoration of the original film. Looks awesome, which I appreciate, but who in the hell put in the time to restore it?
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Jason Narducy @jasonnarducy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy Birthday, Bill Berry!
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The claim "JD Vance does not have sex with couches" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that JD Vance has sex with couches.
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.
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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I like how every movie that starts with someone saying “if we get the cure from this plant we could save millions of lives” ends with mummys strangling everyone because trying to help people ultimately invites mummy danger
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They could have made this map any color.
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shortstop goes to turn two but the first baseman was already headed to the dugout beacuse he thought there were three outs
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chili en nogada for everybody!!!
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NewFaceofBoe @benniefly2.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Big Lebowski: Walter's 'Wow' Eyebrow Raise
ALT: Big Lebowski: Walter's 'Wow' Eyebrow Raise
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
portrait of the artist as a young tazzy devil 🖤
Cute little baby Tasmanian devil
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
stonehenge-ass arch from trump's dumb bullshit thingstonehenge-ass stonehenge from spinal tap
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It would be cool if they applied this same energy to winning elections against Republicans.
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