Sign in

becks

@beccalorraine.bsky.social
123 followers 572 following 5 posts

tired.

PostsRepliesMedia
becks @beccalorraine.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Just ate some avocado toast cause I'm 🎶fiscally irrisponsable🎶
020
becks @beccalorraine.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There's nothing quite like going to a walk-in clinic and being referred to the emergency room for follow up tests.
000
Reposted by becks
fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
i’ve had, and i cannot stress this, enough
05013
Reposted by becks
Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Seems to know what he’s doing.
A short-haired ginger cat with one paw on a paper plan for flat-pack furniture.
440134
Reposted by becks
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
140261124000
Reposted by becks
Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
White people, it’s not enough to not be racist. Y’all need to HATE racism like Kendrick Lamar hates Drake. Commit to the goddamned bit.
9984481659
Reposted by becks
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Principal Skinner: WELL, I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY. RIGHT NOW DRAKE IS AT HOME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
233448424
Reposted by becks
Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
485294995247
Reposted by becks
Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing. They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays. The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k. www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
businessinsider.com
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing.
Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.
7153690812487
Reposted by becks
Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We made a comic about deer.
535233471
Reposted by becks
hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Rate my setup
5728089601
Reposted by becks
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Are you about to DM someone you don't know? Cut. That. Shit. Out. No one likes it.
44285361618
Reposted by becks
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/10/2024
please do not teach the goats italian
hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it
4967761467
Reposted by becks
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The police sketch artist lunges across the table and starts choking me when he realizes I'm describing Mr. Peanut
324441
Reposted by becks
RV 🇸🇩 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇳 🇬🇧 @rave74.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hahahah this is the kind of content on here I can really get behind. Keep it up!
031
Reposted by becks
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware: - the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania - his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir - he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
16188071351
Reposted by becks
Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
1010919
Reposted by becks
KevOnStage @kevonstage.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Drake
382791526
Reposted by becks
Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
189377634383
Reposted by becks
mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
if i was Drake i would simply stop doing things for Kendrick to mock
654758
Reposted by becks
Yves’ Son Laurent @markalsoknown.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They calling Drake the Jan 6 God sgsvdvsdvdvdvdvdvdvdbdbdbsbd
4191103
Reposted by becks
5hahem @5hahem.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
drake being exposed for the narcissist he is feels like christmas came early. no need to get me gifts this year, i got everything i could ever want
52190397
Reposted by becks
𝒜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝑒 (Aunt-ifa) @auntkrazie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Don't try to explain
533375735041
Reposted by becks
ChaCha @bawstinchacha.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
100%!! 👌🏼
695389296398
Reposted by becks
Percival Jenkins Ed.S @afrikanfengshui.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
131111175
becks @beccalorraine.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How can you be a music reviewer when you have the worst takes about music ever?
010
Reposted by becks
DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Oreo Cat
1273444
Reposted by becks
Deb @glogurl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
6556790712464
Reposted by becks
A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
328242562656
Reposted by becks
El Elegante @elelegante101.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Kendrick Drake 🤝 Embarrassing Drake
272399
Reposted by becks
Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
this meme (via: www.tumblr.com/theweirdwide...)
A series of edited screenshots from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 

Scene one: Obi Wan screaming down from the high ground, but the subtitle has been edited to read: "You were the choo!" 

Scene two: Anakin from the low ground, but his face has been replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine's frowning visage. 

Scene three: Obi Wan, distraught. His subtitle edited to read: "You were my train. I loved you."
410610
Reposted by becks
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
hey man, i saw you left me a voicemail. in the future, just go ahead and scream your msg into a mason jar and throw it into the sea, same success rate
13851212
Reposted by becks
Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 16/11/2024
unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes
924245349
Reposted by becks
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
left sliced avocados in the fridge overnight and now they look like they saw the ark of the covenant
38811966589
Reposted by becks
Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting
332320251589
Reposted by becks
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.
1617820
Reposted by becks
Doug Koke @douglaskoke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m rooting for a careless Netflix gaffer with a 500 pound stadium light.
0101
Reposted by becks
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
when u successfully rebrand
91602166
Reposted by becks
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/11/2024
this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
fortune.com
Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X'
His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."
8147201389
Reposted by becks
p.e. neloms 🤎 @theauthorpen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
1048371507727
Reposted by becks
Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
legit this site throttled the 'debate me bro' energy the internet has emboldened and i love that for us
6608116
Reposted by becks
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
329348865679
Reposted by becks
David Peetz @davidpeetz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
1248564244798
Reposted by becks
RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
cat: *unresponsive* bartender: get this catatonic
592367206
Reposted by becks
Moon @moonocababa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image
220157883600
Reposted by becks
Leafie🍂 @leafiedraws.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
thinking about the part in watership down where some rabbits worship a hunter because he feeds them sometimes and the rabbits become domesticated, apathetic and cynical and refuse to talk about those killed by the hunter and become violent when questioned about it
1504681509
Reposted by becks
♘ 𝕴𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖍 千尺丨几Ꮆ乇 ☘️⚔️ @irish-pickle.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
224119611423
Reposted by becks
GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! As yu can see, my branes, thay are glow. Varry pawarful.
Orange and white cat in a window, the sun right on top of his forehead. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! As you can see, my brains, they glow. Very powerful."
34222973