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what a run for Buddy Hield and the Hornets

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not sure that’s a completion there to keep the clock running

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powerful church group theater kid energy in that Chick Fil A commercial

mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

on your marks, get set, bake.

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real big brain shit from LaFleur there

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it really wasn’t that long ago that none of this shit was even around

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 03/07/2024

watergate just seems so tame now. oooOOooOO there were some guys in a hotel???? grow up

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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Truly obsessed with the art direction here

An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and a guy in overalls appearing to do ballet in front of it mid-jump.

An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and woman in an evening gown standing in front of it.

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

truly terrible clock management from Aaron Glenn at the end of regulation there

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sategna is fighting for his life on punts

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a few weeks ago I got an invite for a three hour long friday morning meeting and that was future mike’s problem for a long while but now it’s here

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Liberty Biberty hunting season is open

mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good Good Golf’s target demographic

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

millennial gray? yeah bud, millennial getting old.

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

me: (sick, coughing uncontrollably) Microsoft Teams: your microphone is muted 🤗

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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears-Panthers is the highest scoring season opener of all time (derogatory)

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Josue De Paula's first Major League hit is a home run!

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Greeny hit that Week 1 bottle of hair dye

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(devo voice) crack that hip

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the follow up is going to be that you need to pay them to keep AI safe

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the Kelces and Mannings should have to engage in combat for the fate of football season commercials

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the “I-KE-AAAA” shout really got me

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

that Mike Evans touchdown was a real unrealistic 2014 draft dream finally come true

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Deebo back in 19 feels right

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."

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Chris W @rakesofmallow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Forever and always

HR meme where bad college football game is fun and bad NFL is bad

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026

ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I want to dunk the liberty biberty like a basketball

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

as a mike, the return of the humpday camel is a triggering experience.

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used to be you could say “yeah? did a data center write this??” to drag this sort of thing, but now the writer probably did use AI.

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demanding the HOA president name a champion so that we can settle this dispute in The Old Ways

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sometimes when I’m sad I just think of the Riverdale guy doing a Jimmy Stewart impression and it helps

Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

not even a Western Michigan fan and I feel the stink of that game on me this morning

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Highlander (1986). The swords shoot sparks, and everybody has the wrong accent in this MTV Song of Roland. Hollywood doesn't believe in magic or cocaine hard enough to make 'em like this anymore.

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we all saw the clock hit zero lol