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@choffmanni.bsky.social
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Not a witch, nothing you’ve heard, high roller, She/her , Harper

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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Walked 6 miles today…like 4 holding a flag…
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 07/04/2025
Yuri 3
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The United States of Pedophilia
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
breeding a trans girl and then punching her in the stomach to make sure it doesn't take
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m alive just very cold
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Lowkirkenuinely my shit is so fucked, dawg
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Windmill app is crashing and burning, like the rivets are actually popping out atm
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Arthur Morgan saying “That Joe Biden”
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🚨 WARNING 🚨 ⚠️COGNITO HAZARD: DONALD J. TRUMP & CHRIS CHAN⚠️ ⛔️‼️PROCEED WITH CAUTION‼️⛔️
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Grandpa WILL be in this episode
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What Americans thought they voted for: 2019 without DEI What they actually voted for: youtu.be/ElVAY4Vreuo
youtu.be
Fünf Kleine Chuddys | Pädagogische Soyjak-Kinderreime Auf Deutsch
YouTube video by SoyTube Kids
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
They’re putting me in this tomorrow
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is not a joke anymore
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Banditsky shaker
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Are you enjoying the show? Refill your nothing You’ll love this next part.
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Money status: molested
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 02/04/2025
Autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 38, commented: “25 hours? Is that it? I did 36 hours on the Battle of Stalingrad last week and no one put me on the news.” (Special thanks to @jonhalling.bsky.social for the headline)
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Neurotypical man wows world by speaking continuously about special interest for 25 hours
Headline by Jon Halling A man has been hailed as a “hero” after spending 25 straight hours infodumping about his special interest, despite the disadvantage of his neurotypicalism. Senator Cory Booker,...
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happy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Jair Bolsonaro 🤝 early 20th century Ottoman Empire being famous as the sickest one of their entire continent
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
COME ON CORY YOU CAN DO IT, PISS YOUR PANTS FOR DEMOCRACY(AND TO STICK IT TO THURMOND)
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In the future, a book about this time period in American History will be called something like “The Strategy of Hypertension–The Burger Reich & the Years of Lard: What Happens When the Treats are Gone?” The foreword page will be “‘Bring me the poison’ he said.”
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’ve found an example of peak American capitalism -start trade war with your ally for ???? -the former ally who you’re in a trade war with buys billboard ads in your own country to run propaganda against the government conducting the trade war Beastmode
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
woah
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why is there so much bad porn on the discover and what’s hot tabs??? I just wanna have a normal algorithm, I don’t want to see bears in chastity!
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Jagmeet Singh has gotta be flipping burgers and asking if you want fries with that this time next year, dude has destroyed his party for reasons that only the Singhma Mindset can comprehend.
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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
mirror
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Elon and Trump molest the money in less than two days
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When Lil Ugly Mane said “the game need a shape-up, I'm the motherfucking trapezoid” I felt that
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mushy mushy mushroom <3 @666mushroomfever.blacksky.app · 31/03/2025
nonbinary because i put a fork in an electrical outlet as a child
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This happened to my nephew
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Transgender Naruto Airbender
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Hillary 2016 if BlueSky existed back then: “All of you are posting on BlueSky when you should be going out and making the Blue guys sky high!”
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
She beat me with hammers but it’s kk
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gatorade water
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If you aren’t taking an IV drip of Forced Evolutionary Virus every day at 3:21PM are you really even a man?
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I wish this was me 😔
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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hrpr @choffmanni.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Good morning
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