Reposted by Bean PondererLlewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026just made myself cough from laughing 7955241
Reposted by Bean PondererKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator www.fire.org/news/ohio-ma...fire.orgOhio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in. 2617228
Reposted by Bean Ponderervideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026illustration, creative computing, magazine (1977) archive.org/details/Crea... 618857
Reposted by Bean PondererGarfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026 16785243
Reposted by Bean PondererChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798661568
Reposted by Bean PondererSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Haha, family guy is so funny. Wish those Island was real 000
Reposted by Bean Ponderergamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 13961091655
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I read the Harry Potter books as they came out as a child, but it was like a book a year, so by the time the last one came out I had lost all interest and had moved on to Stephen King. Which I think is normal. Most readers go through phases. So go read something new, break that hold on you. 010
Reposted by Bean Ponderermuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Tucked and Cucked 3313258303
Reposted by Bean PondererMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 581277247
Reposted by Bean PondererThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick 1206585791
Reposted by Bean Pondererbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026great recs. all the classics 3046431151
Reposted by Bean PondererThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin theonion.comGeorge R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ... 352160228
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Me, finding milk and lemonade on my walk: This whips ass, hell yeah Me, after turning the corner and seeing fudge being made: aww, what the fuck, this sucks 000
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nolan has set up the possibility of a Late Bronze Age Collapse cinematic universe. 000
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think it's a societal good when people go to movies. People used to go almost every day, because it was better than radio and there was no tv. They had to learn how to be around other people, which is something you learn at school but can soon forget as an adult. 000
Reposted by Bean PondererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Wow. Even Jesus got the urge from time to time to yank. DISCUSS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3WHp_bnLlI 281266164
Reposted by Bean PondererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Jim Haggerty Show is live. There’s nothing better to watch in your crate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o28FfNKv6w 1032028
Reposted by Bean PondererByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845464714062
Reposted by Bean PondererDamion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026Finally it's my moment to shine 562986711
Reposted by Bean PondererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 14/07/2026💉HEALTH CHECK💉 Can you turn solid gold into liquid piss? One viewer finds out!! 1235344
Reposted by Bean PondererInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news. 0535118
Reposted by Bean PondererInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Reviews are in. Everyone LOVES White Phosphorous. theonion.info 432065200
Reposted by Bean Pondererbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is clearly an AI-generated image 652461309
Reposted by Bean PondererLumpyTouch @lumpytouch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I made a Garfield breeding simulator. 771525380
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You can't have an entrenched gerontocracy AND slash the budget for infectious disease prevention. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. 020
Reposted by Bean PondererAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up 262621308
Reposted by Bean PondererThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026USDA Fills Key Advisory Role With Prominent Chewing Skeptic theonion.com/usda-fills-key-advisor… 1481782
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026youthful scoflaws place banana in policecar tailpipe, only to be shocked when the pipe chews, swallows, says "yummy!" [REAL] [NOT AI] 000
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026the steak and shake near me has swapped out their "Beef Tallow Fries" sign with the old "home of the original steak burger" one. I don't know if this is a sign of the vibe shift. 000
Reposted by Bean PondererGG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/07/2026OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o... 191059443
Reposted by Bean Pondererbinp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence 654619944
Reposted by Bean PondererThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt 4567741792
Reposted by Bean PondererAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Spoke to my longtime colleague and good friend Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today. He is in good spirits, his connection to the Heart of Lorkhan is strong and he is quite convinced that he is alive and has achieved CHIM. 100
Reposted by Bean PondererBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Real idea: As part of the effort to get DC and PR statehood, next Dem president should invent about State Weeks. Each of the 52 states gets its own celebration week every year. A random July week is Montana week. Tourism bonanzas. Televised lottery every year for week placement. We ain't above this. 2617819894
Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It'll be cool if Trump destroys FIFA. Just thoroughly discredits it. They could make a new one. 000
Reposted by Bean PondererBryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Uzumaki, by Ernie Bushmiller 1441
