Reposted by Bryanwhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We all have that homie whose primary caregivers didnt model healthy relationships 117138
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m the guy who decided Goo Gone needs to come out of the sprayer at 500 psi and splatter fucking everything around it. AMA 000
Reposted by BryanI'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 20/06/2026You know how in Pluribus Rhea Seehorn's character does not entertain the situation for even a second, and instead feels nothing but an anger that is piped deep from her humanity, and then when she encounters other humans she is unable to understand why they aren't angry? That's me and LLMs 526350
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Restaurants should give you a 5-10% discount if they sit you next to an adult’s birthday party 000
Reposted by Bryanفاروق @faroukk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026it really does suck when something you don't think is very good gets a bunch of haters who are just batshit insane 8812187
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026(Super Smash Bros voice) SAMUEL FROM THE BABADOOK 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I love to take health advice from a guy who sounds like a spirit box and looks like if a hot dog made a wish 000
Reposted by Bryanbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns 113375664
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Mid-ness. I was on the rocks with Marvel movies going into this one (loved them as a teen) and it broke me. Haven’t seen a new one since. 000
Reposted by BryanPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/01/2026Nobody else in the club has read THE FISHERMAN. Nobody else is thinking about that endless black ocean. Nobody else is is struggling to imagine the scale of Apep 81006
Reposted by Bryanrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 21/11/2025don draper: i propose a toast walter white: what should we drink to? tony soprano: how about family? dave from storage wars: YUUUUP! 231924
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 09/11/2025“Is an unc not entitled to the swag of his own rizz?” 020
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 04/11/2025(Me, lying in a crumpled heap on the sidewalk, a pool of dark, arterial blood growing around me at an alarming rate) “all according to plan” 000
Reposted by Bryanbrendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 04/11/2025it’s like they’ve invented a new kind of night time. it is one million o’clock pm. 226054
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I love fantasy RPGs. What do you mean I busted my ass to solve this puzzle and the prize at the end is an item called “Cloth of the Old Woman” 010
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Shoutout to Weapons (2025) for giving boyfriends everywhere a new annoying thing to do for the next week or somedia.tenor.coma shadow of a person running down a dark streetAlt: a shadow of a person running down a dark street 010
Reposted by BryanAnthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels: 7843191386
Reposted by BryanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 31/05/2025VINCENT PRICE (climaxing): I’m BUSTING a NUT! 615618
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Skimmed a Sarah J Maas book at work to see what all the buzz is about and good god all those dudes talk like Sephiroth. Ladies are really out here reading 600 pages of dudes who sound like when redditors talk about kink. 010
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Love seeing guy on TikTok espouse the belief that everyone in the US 65+ should have to retake the driving test annually, then go to his profile and see all the vids he made at Coachella 110
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Rewatched Repo Man last night and I think if you put some slap bass and a laugh track over it, the whole movie could be a Kramer B-plot 120
Reposted by Bryanslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2025roundabouts are the superior intersection system 1227126
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 10/04/2025For sale: “Baby up in this bitch” decal Never stuck 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Very cool that when you cancel your Spotify subscription the app threatens to kill itself via playlist 020
Reposted by Bryanaugustdrake @augustdrake.bsky.social · 27/03/2025every Democrat in leadership talking about Republicans is always "Leland Palmer is right to think about his family, but I disagree with how he loves his daughter" 312221
Reposted by BryanTrevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i think i have a good short story idea, i say. now to write it- my pants immediately fall down and i trip down three flights of concrete stairs, killing myself instantly 1452863
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Some DC dickhead: Mr. Kennedy, do you plan on abusing your position as HHS Secretary if approved? RFK Jr., in the most insane voice you’ve ever heard: I GAVE A BABY DIET COKE AND FELT ITS SOUL GO TO HELL AS IT DIED 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Your outie gave the double chocolate chunk cookie five big booms 000
Reposted by Bryanthe worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 03/03/2025LIKE to say hi to Doggy! REPOST to be my favorite customer! 238987
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 03/03/2025GEORGE: (slams hands on table) I’m on the Substance! JERRY: On the Substance? GEORGE: On the Substance! I’m ugly this week, handsome next week. JERRY: For how long? GEORGE: …Didn’t ask. Only got food matrix for the week but I think I can reorder. (MONSTRO KRAMER bursts into room) 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I hope everyone talking in the movie theater can feel me projecting hateful thoughts at them. I hope they go home and have runny shits from the psychic damage I’ve inflicted. 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Logo of this sandwich place in town looks like yassified dril 010
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 12/02/2025White Midwestern dad who watched the Super Bowl and actually kinda liked that rapper fella they got for the halftime show, quietly to himself: 🎶they aren’t like us, they aren’t like us, dun-dun-DUN-dun🎶 000
Bryan @gas-station-gothic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025“So long, suckers! Revving up this vehicle can create a cloud of dust, but be careful - you may end up lying completely dead on the pavement!” 020
Reposted by Bryanmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 05/02/2025[sees' someone else succeed] hm., i should kill myself 331644
Reposted by Bryansilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 10/12/2024redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇 27105284158
Reposted by BryanWorkers’ Lit Podcast @workerslit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Count Dracula is problematic 111
Reposted by Bryanwint @dril.bsky.social · 28/01/2025ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all 1406775492
