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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not quite Belgian, but close.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's going to look like the one in the Wisconsin Dells soon.
A tourist attraction that is an upside-down White House.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The confluence of the Sinissippi and Mississippi rivers is my jam.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
President talks shit about "too many holidays", fucker. Carl had his number in 1921.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The duality of guys.
A verbose review of a lighthouse in Chicago that goes at length praising the structure's historical import.A different review simply stating that the lighthouse rules and anyone who dislikes it sucks.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is the energy I'm going into 2025 with.
A billboard campaign run by the National Association of Manufacturers in the 1930's boasting that America had the world's highest standard of living. Famously, 25% of Americans (and the number was closer to 50% for Black Americans) were unemployed during the Great Depression.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh man, opening up a blocked spam post can be like opening a christmas gift.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Life imitates art...
The film A Hologram for the King, starring Tom Hanks.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The biggest collection of paintings and sculptures depicting people at work is the Grohmann Museum in Milwaukee. Among its sections is a small area with paintings depicting people on their smoke breaks. Tired maids with long-stemmed pipes in a moment of relaxation. Beautiful.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Do you think other religions do this? Is there a radical edition of the Vedas for teens? The Guru Granth Sahib? Is there a teen zone in the Zoroastrian fire temple?
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The half lidded eye and the cheeks make this mix suspect
JoJo, the hideous freak mascot of Jewel Osco, smiles at you from a container of "JoJo's sweet and salty mix"
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The Chad Lincoln versus the Virgin Douglas, as depicted in Freeport, IL.
Two statues depicting Abraham Lincoln as a suave, seated genius and Stephen Douglas as a little troll man with funny hair.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
The word they has slammed into the first world trade center tower, black smoke billows forth. The word them looms from off screen, its fated massacre with the second tower assured. A frog with a tie explains that a second pronoun has hit the towers to Billy Everyteen, an innocent lad of 9 Summers. He holds a baseball bat and a glove (for baseball). America weeps.
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