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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The ending reveals that Jesus was actually hiding in all of those photos 😊
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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just made myself cough from laughing
screenshot of a tumblr post and reply
bungerc0re: i feel like something GREAT is going to happen to me. i feel like something WONDERFUL has happened. It hasn't reached me yet but it's on it's way.

jessaerys: #mike flannagan's lake mungo...
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Men hiding in the sewer so they can smoke in peace is a very 1940s thing.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spoken like a man who eats only hotdogs and Mac n cheese at age 53.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator www.fire.org/news/ohio-ma...
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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.
An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
illustration, creative computing, magazine (1977) archive.org/details/Crea...
computer equipment stacked high. a very excited looking dude with wavy hair, has a foot and a hand on a keyboard and another foot and a hand on joysticks/controllers. a printer is spitting out paper with indecipherable text.
text font box: the ultimate computer freak
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good night
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fantasy world where artificial fertilizer does not exist and the soil is poor almost globally, his suitcase is a portal that allows him to send them fertilizer. They send him back gold and gems that the dwarves mine.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
episode 010
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
-Siddhartha's father Google review
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sunlight now contains bisexual lighting
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Desperately demanding that people stop throwing lots of spears at my all-chariot army.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Concerning...
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's a little too burgerreich for Yum! Brands to be a corporate partner to the American government.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Matthew Lesko should run on free money from the government. Him I would trust.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oim tha bloody babberdook mate
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My Farmyard Butthole Inspector shirts are selling like gangbusters
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every time you see that part it will be albert in your head
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
albert
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gulliver's Travels had him go to an island where he was smaller than everyone, and one where the horses are smart and people dumb, so the island where HE is big is balanced. But isrkai is just big Gulliver, which is a colonialist dream of conquest.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haha, family guy is so funny. Wish those Island was real
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Land of Lincoln remains undefeated
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My family is towers (on my mother's side), so we were all very worried.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The idea that they change the logo when America is at war is an urban legend. This was one of those things you looked up on Snopes during the Bush administration. Just dumb guys all the way down.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How are there 11 of those films? Putting up The Land Before Time numbers on this purile garbo
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everybody in legacy media wants to do BuzzFeed shit
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I could play Gernt with Niko, my god. GOTY
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I read the Harry Potter books as they came out as a child, but it was like a book a year, so by the time the last one came out I had lost all interest and had moved on to Stephen King. Which I think is normal. Most readers go through phases. So go read something new, break that hold on you.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why's he got the Weyland-Yutani ass logo ?
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How selfless of her, that poor man's neck must have been in so much pain without support.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My Goddess Wife: Come to me, lover Niko Bellic: let's go bowling I sweat like Archie when he has two dates (the blond and the rich one)
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Grand Theft Auto Sixty-six is a hypothetical sequel to the hit video games franchise Grand Theft Auto China Town Stories. It won't come out for a long time, but if you want to chat about it, I'm game. What do you want to see in a GTA 66?
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tucked and Cucked
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Stand Extended Edition
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guy realized in highschool that he would have to get a really boring career that was generally not public facing.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's fun having a Guy we can all react to and joke about
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is what the 4 year old is watching on their iPad at the table next to me at Applebee's
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is like when you ask your mom for a reasonable thing and then try to sneak in an unreasonable one. Like "can I stay over at Franky's house? His uncle just bought a mountain lion"
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FBI crime statistics for goons
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The jongler
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, same
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Same, but it was Chicago.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
fucked up but true
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean dietician is like a one horse town. Them big city dietitians got all the beans.
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tweetie Bird airbrushed shirts, Yosemite sam mud flaps, bugs bunny going back to the old me, Looney tunes has a cultural relevance that does not dim.
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