Reposted by CaltexKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 263720727
Reposted by Caltexda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN 02344884
Reposted by CaltexUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 293292866
Reposted by Caltexmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You know I had to do it to em 4561
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The dastardly Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach once again. Shoot him with gun. 45 caliber. 2061596
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 23709128
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New Kirby mobile game in development where you just tap Kirby a whole bunch. Free to start, $5 for 50 auto-taps. We'll run Candy Crush outta business in no time. 921918
Reposted by CaltexAlex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is the thing that chases you around for eternity when you go to hell for jacking off to anime 1353493
Reposted by Caltexvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We got a number one victory royale. Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down 1171
Reposted by CaltexHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir 201258208
Reposted by CaltexCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 147206445684
Reposted by CaltexUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I LOVE Bionicle porn! 4126241039
Caltex @californiatexas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i will never forgive my 14 year old self for giving my mother the ok to sell my digimon vhs collection. i was a fool 020
Reposted by CaltexI write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026just saved the world... you're welcome every body... 211628
Reposted by CaltexRegular Corby @novelhandle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They call it that when I do it cus there are two explosions and then another unrelated building falls down also 172
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026New Nintendo Switch 2 firmware update. You can now kiss your console without ridicule from your peers. 1644863
Reposted by CaltexAudens @audens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026of course i have a chronic illness doctor, the 3 monsters a day and 4 hours of sleep are normal and everyone does it 011
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We kept the Great Fairy hot why is everyone upset 14922198
Reposted by CaltexBrian Wishart @bwishart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New episode of @moviepod.bsky.social where I am joined by @californiatexas.bsky.social to discuss one of my favourite works of media: Neon Genesis Evangelion and The End of Evangelion. Available wherever you get podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/60aW...open.spotify.comNeon Genesis Evangelion - Episodes 25, 26 & The End of Evangelion (1997) w/ CaltexMoviePod: A Reclaimed Cinema Podcast · Episode 131
Caltex @californiatexas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026brian hates me....so im plugging the latest @moviepod.bsky.social on my own...look at my stuff open.spotify.com/episode/60aW... 011
Reposted by Caltexmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026crazy that in kingdom hearts iv there's gonna be an achievement for making love to goofy 919524
Reposted by Caltexdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026so iran found the ocean gate sub 102567
Reposted by Caltexspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 09/09/2026(guy who makes up his own idioms): i'm between my dad's erection and my uncle's erection 5524
Reposted by CaltexChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Keep imagining remake kid link with lip filler and really long fake nails and laughing. 2774
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Play Gameboy. No, actually,. Play GameGIRL. Go on, do it punk. Do it. 831343
Reposted by CaltexAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/09/2026The “Cold” War was a global genocide in the name of capitalism and you should view the CIA as one of the main perpetrators of said genocide that killed 20 million around the world. 237580
Reposted by CaltexLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/09/2026Fun fact: the date with Paz in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is mission number 067 823036
Reposted by Caltexmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026they're doing this to me later 1612
Caltex @californiatexas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026whipping out the art she signed for me. beast mode my queen 19512
Reposted by CaltexUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026pretty sick of the Pokémon/furry conflation. Gardevoir doesnt have fur. Pokémon are monsters. we belong to the monsterfucker fandom. and yes. Im a real piece of shit(unapologetically) 37628123
Reposted by CaltexNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You don't GET IT . There are NO directs happening , there are NO VIDEO GAMES COMING. YOU LOSE !!. We hope you look forward to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. 1438951
Reposted by CaltexI write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026top 10 ways to make everyone suddenly very quiet at dinner 0518
Reposted by CaltexNick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 03/09/2026Say no to Harry Potter and yes to Harry Hole. 061
Reposted by Caltexmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Taking a payday loan to buy feastables 3624
