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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That second half display - particularly after Powell came on - was outstanding. Lots of fringe players pushing for a start now. Humphrys had his best game for us, Powell was magnificent, Lapslie ran and ran and ran. Difficult to pick an 18 for the weekend without being harsh to a few people #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Massively self-inflicted defeat. We were in control twice and just gifted them two goals. Gillesphey had spent the entire game underhitting passes to them, so no wonder he was responsible for the first goal. Slow, sloppy and complacent throughout the team. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolutely superb. McCracken magnificent, defence solid, brilliant effort from everyone. Well deserved. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Looked like we might get overwhelmed first half but in the second we were magnificent. Could pick any of the back three or wingbacks for player of the match and the front line ran themselves into the ground. Statement win. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Comfortable win again. Better performance than last week and the team is starting to click. Connolly my pick for player of the match but lots of 7.5/10 performances that it could've gone to. #bcafc

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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pretty comfortable if unspectacular. Kept them at arm's length and looked good defensively, and Connolly looked impressive in midfield - always in the right position. Lots to improve on though, especially going forward #bcafc

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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Turned on just in time for the Bosnia goal. A multi-ethnic country riven by internal division and with an impenetrable linguistic divide, Canada is a country in North America.

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Looking Spiffy 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @lookingspiffy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Road resurfacing is paid for by taxes #F1

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Avert Your Eyes, Pamela Ganache! @pressfuturist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m still amazed this obvious piece of cheating wasn’t discovered.

Headline: “British trio progress in French Open men's doubles”

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Gutted. It's been a really good season but we've run out of steam towards the end, particularly in attack. Got a good defensive foundation for next season - if we get the attacking recruitment right (unlike January) we can push again next season #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Got to be much better than that, especially on the ball. Tilt in particular having a horror show but very few of them have been good. The only positive is that we're still in it and Bolton may regret not pressing it further while we've been off our game. #bcafc

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Huge win and excellent second half performance. Barring either us or Cardiff going full Walsall, that should be the playoffs for us. #bcafc

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

FUCKING GET IN YOU BEAUTIFUL BANTAMS

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Ian Moss @ian.allenmoss.co.uk · 04/04/2026

I think everyone would agree that the police and MPs shouldn’t be shoplifting.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Scrappy game, not a great performance, but three points trumps everything at this stage. Results went for us as well with 6th-10th not winning. Takes a bit of the pressure off Monday. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

It's a scandal that we're level there, both on the balance of play and on officiating decisions. Blatant two yellows for Koroma, and loads of fouls not given. There's a difference between letting the game flow and just not punishing fouls #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Flat game so far - lots of territory but we're not suited to patiently breaking teams down so no real threat. Reading don't look much good either - this looks like either a 0-0 or a 1-0 either way with a daft goal #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Weird team selection and a poor performance. Defence can't play out and has switched off too much, and the ball isn't sticking up front. I'd have Bobby, Sarce, Humphrys and Baldwin on at half time. #bcafc

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Alex Stewart @afhstewart.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Civ6 players going for a domination victory

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Macbeth: SHIT

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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The ref and 4th official here have unilaterally decided to operate VAR in the EFL. #BCAFC

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Awful again. 0.16 xG 135 mins of football, a chunk of which was played against ten men. We have no plan if teams shut down the long ball to the wing back or don't play straight into the press. We've been worked out. Players aren't good enough either - Leigh & Wright at AM are L2 standard. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Awful. Aimless hoof mostly with no plan on how to build an attack, so we just give it back to them and they flood forwards. And on the rare occasions we've had the ball in a good position, Humphrys and White have wasted them while Pointon's barely seen it. #bcafc

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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/01/2026

behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks

The ministry of silly walks, cross-stitched, with darth vader, darth maul, the emperor and kylo ren all doing silly walks

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like “fuck no, don’t like this at all!”

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Gets ball. Scores goal. It's probably the right move for all parties but I'll still miss Andy Cook. #bcafc

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R @liburghal.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

There is always an XKCD

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Awful. The main tactical problem is that we've got seven defensive players - two DMs and two defence first wing backs - and that means we're relying on moments of genius from an isolated front three. Works more when it's Bobby and Sarce but they're missing. Needs Neufville on at least #bcafc

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/12/2025

And the England cricket team - who did NOT get whitewashed

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Lindsay Katai @lindsaykatai.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.

A white woman with light brown hair has her back facing the camera. She looks over her shoulder at the design on her back with an inscrutable smile. The cream colored sweatshirt she wears reads, “MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED” in multicolored block lettering with little doodles of hearts, stars, and flowers around it.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Not the best performance, but we were the better side in the second half and deserved the win. Metcalfe, Tyreik Wright and Touray were the standouts but it was a solid team performance and we dealt with their attacking threat pretty easily #bcafc

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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

A sign advertising 07949020598 wasps £50

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Trooooohooooooohdi @trudski2012.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Dire first half. It's like we had no clue what to do when a team plays over our press rather than tries to play out. Second half was better, but we gave ourselves too much to do. Not helped by a ref who didn't punish timewasting, dissent or the ball going out of play but we had to play better #bcafc

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