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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 6h

Gibson Mill at Hebden Bridge, west Yorkshire, photo by landscape photographer Paula Beaumont.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 14h

Someone needs to tell the commentators on EFL highlights that they have a microphone, there’s no need to fucking shout.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 21h

Slipped and fell down a steep slope walking Norman today. Stood up, checked for grass stains - huge dollop of dog shit on my shorts. Fucking fuming. Disinfected my hand and leg with hand sanitiser and lobbed my shorts in the bin. Finished the walk in my pants.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 21h

The ‘Select Car Leasing Stadium’ my arse.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 22h

Reading here, with their rugby union socks. Shit biscuit cunts.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“SEND THE DIRTY GET OFF!!”

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Olly Lachance @ollyne29.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When people say "not all men", of course it isn't. Women know that too. But until we start to wear badges to let them know which ones are a threat, they have no way of knowing. So do what you can to make them feel safer. Cross a road, walk home a different way, don't join in with abuse, and for fuck

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

FB memory. 10years. Son now nearly 20, grandson now 14 😳

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why don’t you all just marry Man City Are Cheats?

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight’s Travel Tavern tea.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Who’s the England player with the Alice band? Never heard of him. I thought they were talking about the sexy sapphic pundit at first.

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Fika Recordings @fikarecordings.com · 29/09/2026

Inundated with demos from bands. Real bands, with real music they want us to release. Real music they’ve (presumably) taken care in creating. And nearly every single one sends an AI generated email pitching to us. If you don’t care enough, why should I care enough to listen? Delete.

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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fish ‘n’ Chip Van, Otley Road, Bradford, photo by Ian Beesley. 'The chip shop owner told me he had to fire one of his assistants because he kept parking the van the wrong way round.'

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Possibly the best band of the ‘10s

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No idea what they were feeding Norman in the kennels but his arse has been rancid all day.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“I’ll so offend to make offence a skill, Redeeming time when men think least I will. The fucking cunts”

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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In my ongoing quest to help #SaveSquareChapelArts in Halifax, I’ve written a short poem. I do hope you like it. 🤞 If so… please repost. Thank you. x

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Back home, heating on. Flight from Alicante had the highest concentration of people with clacky smokers coughs I’ve ever encountered. Need to go via Valencia next time and avoid the Benidorm crowd.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spent the latter part of this evening chatting to my great mate Mo Camara about his time living in the Hudd, the wayward genius that is Robbie Blake and the Black Country accent. I know you all think I begged it but he started talking to us.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last night then. Back to racist island tomorrow.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got a pic with Mo Camara last night (Julie asked him after he complimented her jacket)

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Julie’s just explained that the guy who owns the bar we’re drinking at and who is sat at the next table is former Wolves and Celtic player Mo Camara. Will try get a selfie tomorrow night.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Aaand now our manager is fucking off to Preston. Balls.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guess who’s drink is who’s

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bloke behind me in the restaurant just said, in a perfect Alan Ford voice “‘Ave you got a Campari Spritz?”

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Migs @mfemigs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I'VE FOLLOWED THROUGH AGAIN. GO AND GET THE MOP"

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At first school aged no more than 5, the headteacher introduced his new weapon, The Pump. An older lad ie no more than 9 was talking and the head made him go up on stage and be the first to receive The Pump in front of the whole school.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absolutely love this old lifeguard tower on Moraira beach

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had a Hawaiian pizza for tea. Winning at life.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“I’m playing all the right notes….”

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

My top motorway service stations that also sound like they’ve been capped by the Jamaican national football team are: Charnock Richard Norton Canes Pont Abraham Skelton Lake Sutton Scotney Taunton Deane Newport Pagnell

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just got bullied out of the sea by a gang of delinquent fish. 8 of them, surrounding me and nipping me from behind.

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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had an email from Oi Polloi, is it back?

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Mairi Damer @marzid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So pleased to hang out at the V&A East today with the smasher who is @berryh.bsky.social. And delighted to see some of my absolute fave female musicians having a hat tipped to them at The Music is Black exhibition. All hail Poly, Pauline and the Beat Girl 🖤🤍

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