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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I did predict that we were going to go up and reach the League Cup final after we beat Burton in the Third Round in 2012. Sadly now lost as my Twitter account is long gone.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I also predicted we'd swap managers and get Hecky and Stuart in as a replacement - not sure if I can fully claim Nostradamus status yet.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The same actor, but in a different outfit.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Congratulations! I did this with my first and am currently doing the same with my second. It's mostly brilliant, especially if they nap well.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That second half display - particularly after Powell came on - was outstanding. Lots of fringe players pushing for a start now. Humphrys had his best game for us, Powell was magnificent, Lapslie ran and ran and ran. Difficult to pick an 18 for the weekend without being harsh to a few people #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If the baby is anything like my nine month old, it's not just food that they'll try to grab and shove into their mouth.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I think they've given us over 1 xG for the sequence that led to the equaliser, which shouldn't happen, but Beesley missed some pretty good chances in the first half and if he scores one I think we cruise it.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Massively self-inflicted defeat. We were in control twice and just gifted them two goals. Gillesphey had spent the entire game underhitting passes to them, so no wonder he was responsible for the first goal. Slow, sloppy and complacent throughout the team. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolutely superb. McCracken magnificent, defence solid, brilliant effort from everyone. Well deserved. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Looked like we might get overwhelmed first half but in the second we were magnificent. Could pick any of the back three or wingbacks for player of the match and the front line ran themselves into the ground. Statement win. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Comfortable win again. Better performance than last week and the team is starting to click. Connolly my pick for player of the match but lots of 7.5/10 performances that it could've gone to. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This example has Joe Cole in the midfield three when I remember Mourinho using him as a wide forward and putting Tiago deeper in midfield.

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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pretty comfortable if unspectacular. Kept them at arm's length and looked good defensively, and Connolly looked impressive in midfield - always in the right position. Lots to improve on though, especially going forward #bcafc

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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

And how is it not nostalgia for Bluey or Hey Duggee?

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Southgate in the Italy game brought Saka on for Trippier when they equalised. He at least tried to get them to attack again. Tuchel didn't even try.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Most of them, it ended about 5-0

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Senegal v Iraq had a few that were hit really quite hard.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

He was on the released list in May.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Oh help! Oh no! The ref's sent off...

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Four clocks, all saying different times even when running. A mechanical marvel.

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Turned on just in time for the Bosnia goal. A multi-ethnic country riven by internal division and with an impenetrable linguistic divide, Canada is a country in North America.

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Looking Spiffy 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @lookingspiffy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Road resurfacing is paid for by taxes #F1

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

He's reinvented himself from "the guy who bankrupted Derby County a few years ago"

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Avert Your Eyes, Pamela Ganache! @pressfuturist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m still amazed this obvious piece of cheating wasn’t discovered.

Headline: “British trio progress in French Open men's doubles”

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Prescod is somehow half a second slower than his previous best when "clean".

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I mean they knew that we attacked by playing diagonal balls to the wing backs which means they either watched us train or watched any game we've played this season. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Gutted. It's been a really good season but we've run out of steam towards the end, particularly in attack. Got a good defensive foundation for next season - if we get the attacking recruitment right (unlike January) we can push again next season #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Got to be much better than that, especially on the ball. Tilt in particular having a horror show but very few of them have been good. The only positive is that we're still in it and Bolton may regret not pressing it further while we've been off our game. #bcafc

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

He'd be more prominent if the press hadn't covered up Hikegate!

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The constituency has been Tory quite a lot before but those votes came from Baildon, Wharfedale and the villages around Bingley really. Shipley ward has consistently been left wing.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Greens have been winning here at council level as long as I can remember. The only time they didn't was 2018 when a fairly left wing Labour candidate won.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Even when Davies was getting fairly big majorities in Shipley constituency, Shipley ward was voting Green. It's the other bits of the constituency that voted Tory and are now threatening to vote Reform.

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Tim Penfold @bantamtim.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This is one of my favourites, because I saw Robbie Threlfall play as a fairly average left back for Bradford City for a couple of years and yet he was being tipped for England here.