Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey you guys i'm so excited because today we're trying the viral Traitors Round Table jalapeño wheel from Iceland and omg i'm totally obsessed 050
Reposted by Joe DillonJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025*Big hair metal stadium rock voice* "HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!" 👩🎤 /// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\ 👥👥👤👥👥👥👤👤👥👥👤👥 0359
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026they're putting me inside the government computers to sort this nonsense out once and for all 130
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anybody who knows about buildings know where I'd be able to find out more about this particular type of flat? 111
Reposted by Joe DillonAndy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture. 321093265
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trying to fix my hair to look like Kurt Russell's but checked the mirror and it's more Chris Langham. 010
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I once very briefly held the record for world's youngest baby 050
Reposted by Joe DillonJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026hell yeah, love Angine de Poitrine 1348
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026frozen peas are a great replacement for ice cubes in cocktails if you like the taste of peas and farmfoods 020
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yer da's favourite bit of a stand-up set is when the comedian sings an uncomfortably sincere song 130
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026when you have to prove to your manager that you're too injured to use a keyboard 13818
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HP Lovecraft implies the existence of Daddies Lovecraft 1167
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Did you know Marilyn Manson had one of his ribs removed because the three meat platter was 11.99 and he only had a tenner on him? 090
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026quick tip to test if spaghetti is done: take a bit of spaghetti of of the pot and eat it. if it is good it is done 👍 180
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Busy day. Gonna play some Street Fighter to re-stress 040
Reposted by Joe DillonJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025remembering when someone pointed at Broccoli's green harness and asked "is he a celtic fan?" and I was like "naw he's a wee dug?". 1153
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026accidentally booked the Tena Line ferry and it's reekin ah pish 010
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026watched the first episode of gilmore girls. dude should have kept that hat on. 131
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026queued up Painkiller in my phone so I'd get a big blast of drums for a drive but when it connected the the speakers it choose the Nintendo Music App so I was belting out Kirby's theme instead 050
Reposted by Joe DillonJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Heard a guy brag about diagnosing a tree with psoriasis. Weird flecks, but oaky. 2244
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hate going on lunch because it affords fewer opportunities to influence stakeholder decisions 170
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what's your favourite wheat biscuit mine's weetabix 021
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026deleted a joke after realising someone had already done it 160
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026typing "deep cuts" after spotify playlist searches cos my taste in music is too good to listen to songs i'll actually enjoy 010
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026shame the spice girls split up before we got to hear the second part teased in tube of cum one 100
Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026met the granddad who ate paint before he was famous 1172
Reposted by Joe Dillononlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25. 3729771280
