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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 08/10/2026
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Just Another Gooner @n5-1bu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you haven't seen it this may amuse you m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdxk...
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Pachelbel Rant
YouTube video by RobPRocks
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Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GTA 6 loading screens have been leaked.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Breaking news
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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 26/06/2026
I see this kind of comment, "but still the right will deny and delay..." Yeah they will. They will happily kill you and your relatives to suit their ambitions for a more brutal world built on wealth. It's not because they're stupid or ignorant it's because the waves of death do not matter to them.
But still, the right will deny and delay as they wipe the sweat from their eyes.

'In 2003, a heatwave like the current one in Europe would have been 2C cooler due to the lower level of global heating at the time. In 1976, it would have been 3.5C cooler.' #r4today

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The Guardian

European heatwave is worst ever and impossible without climate crisis, scientists say
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Raul Marzo @marzetas.dev · 20/06/2026
This article is a good take down of his career www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...
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The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon
Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.
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End Deportations Belfast @enddbelfast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Absolutely huge crowds in Belfast to reject the far-right, paramilitarism, racism and border violence. A loud message to the politicians who pandered to violent paramilitary groups this week
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Cork City FC @corkcityfc.ie · 18/05/2026
The Rebel Army, now on Bluesky! 👋🏼 Last week, we announced that we’re no longer posting on X. We’re still active on all of our other channels, as well as now regularly posting here on Bluesky. Repost this post so that City fans and football fans in general know where to find us ✅ 🙏🏼
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person
Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses.

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**GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT**

Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell

leaflet text:

**ATKINSON, John**
Reform UK

John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services.

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**HENDERSON, Iain**
Reform UK

Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them.

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**MURRAY, Arthur**
Reform UK

Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces.

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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You can donate to MSOÉ at: msoe.ie/donate/
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MSOÉ | Donate
Your donations enable us to continue our vital work, offering support to some of the most vu...
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/03/2026
Four years into a war launched by a 70 year old man worried about legacy and clinging to power, an 76 year old man worried about legacy and clinging to power convinced a 79 year old man worried about legacy and clinging to power that they needed to bomb Iran to take out an 86 year old man wo...
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
He wore the RA's Gerry Beret - the kind you find in a second hand store?
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 22/02/2026
“Training a human takes 20 years of food”
Agent Smith from the Matrix
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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ProgGrrl @proggrrl.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/01/2026
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Dean Van Nguyen @deanvannguyen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Have these people considered that Simon Harris is making fools of them?
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 10/01/2026
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I like the implication in these pictures that on the other 364 days of the year, the zoo has only the vaguest sense of how many lions it should have
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Mark Sugrue 🇪🇺 @marksugrue.com · 02/01/2026
Under Irish law Musk can be jailed for 12 months for being a director of a company distributing CSAM. Section 9 of the Child Trafficking and Pornography Act 1998. 'X' is a company registered in Ireland.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/12/2025
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 05/10/2025
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2025
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
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DCoder🇱🇹❤️🇺🇦 @dc0d3r.name · 30/08/2025
A fortuneteller says: “You will die on a national holiday.” The tyrant asks: “How do you know?”
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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The Lush Kitch @thelushkitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I updated an old American joke: Russian: "What's so great about America?" American: "I can stand on the steps of the white house and say the president sucks donkey balls" An unmarked van of masked men drag the American to a concentration camp to be killed. End of joke.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Aston Villa Statto @avfcstatto.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Mason Greenwood getting ragged about by Tyrone Mings 🫡🫡 #AVFC
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
behold: a woman
a platypus being held in someone's hands
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Outrageous Ann-Katrin Berger save 📸 Charlotte Wilson
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
[being murdered while wearing a hard hat] murderer: (murdering) me: why aren’t you stabbing me in the hat
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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 01/07/2025
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable 
Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry “Then die”
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