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J. Marttila

@balthusknot.bsky.social
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Suomen rikoskirjailijoista se joka on eniten terminaalisesti online (he/them) BORN TO SOLDIER/ TILLY IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1632 / I am pike man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD PEASANTS Osta kirjat: www.tammi.fi/kirjailija/jussi-martt…

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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 18h
GRU paskansi Arto Luukkasen housuihin siskontyttären rippijuhlissa 1998
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything someone shares here from Twitter looks like what you’d see on a console in Fallout
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 09/09/2026
yea I do. because they are
quote tweet of my 9/11 beam memorial holographic Tupac post that's says "This goddamn Piece of Shit Account thinks 9.11 Jokes are Funny. Fuck this POS"
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026
none of these guys can write. an entire belief system predicated on some loser gish galloping through an encounter with an imagined jock
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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@balthusknot.bsky.social
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
General Zod: "Kneel before Claude"
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turussa asiat on sillai yksinkertaisia että jos opettaja saa kenkää asiattoman käytöksen takia tai rikoksista, kyseessä on aina Luostarivuori www.ts.fi/a/7088138
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Pitkäaikainen opettaja irtisanottiin turkulaisesta lukiosta – opiskelijat kertovat epäasiallisesta käytöksestä
Liikunnanopettajasta kertyi vuosien ajan epämiellyttäviä kokemuksia. Opettaja kiistää väitteet.
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried googling if Michael Tracey has a partner to make a point and Google told me this
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αxel simon :pride_heart: @axx.mstdn.fr.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
"Could #AI be conscious?" asks the Guardian, continuing with "Experts believe it’s at least possible. We urgently need a plan to navigate the ethical implications." Really? I mean, we *know* many, many non-human animals are conscious and we collectively have no plan to navigate the ethical […]
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol
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ylekov @ylekov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BBC: Yksi ihminen kuoli kyseenalaisessa operaatiossa – näin salmiakkimaksalaatikko maistui
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A man I met high in the Peak District who, due to crimes he would not disclose to me, had been turned into two conjoined Sycamore trees by a coven of witches and condemned to spend eternity waving his useless branch hands at the cold, cruel sky.
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PUNCHMANS GAYSPORT @vikingstid.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
tää yksittäinen Ylen taulukko on tehnyt kerta heitolla aika monta kaupungin ja kunnan brändityöryhmää tarpeettomiksi
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Patrizio Lainà @patriziolaina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Vielä tämä on tehtävissä Suomen omilla ehdoilla, kun teemme sen nyt" 1) Orpon hallitus olisi voinut jo tehdä sen nyt. 2) Otan mieluummin IMF:n tai Euroopan komission ehdot kuin Kokoomuksen ehdot rikkaiden ja elinkeinoelämän jättämisestä sopeutuksen ulkopuolelle. www.iltalehti.fi/politiikka/a...
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Kokoomusta vaaditaan tilille – ”Näin suuresta asiasta ei voi vaieta”
Kokoomus tempaisi tänään oman sopeutuslistansa pöytään. Ay-liike ja oppositiopuolueet ovat tykittäneet tiedotteitaan maailmalle.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in order to help advance you all toward escape from the wheel of samsara, I would like to tell you that Aella has a new pro-natalist 'dating' service www.knockrup.com
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Knockr — Coming Soon · Knockr
Knockr — a directory of women looking for a donor to help them get pregnant, on their own terms.
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dmitry Donskoy, a regular of the Colgate Comedy Hour
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Onko se nyt niin väärin ajatella että hyvä olisi jos seuraava rikas, joka vaahtoaa siitä miten köyhät ei kontribuoi yhteiskunnalle mitään, päätyy lööppeihin varoittavana esimerkkinä muille
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This still makes me laugh.
@victimologist
i supported amber heard even back when i thought that she beat him unprovoked
2:47 PM • 5/28/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nuff said
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Marcii (gay rat) @fruitfag.tgirl.gay · 16/09/2026
i enjoyed the people's joker weird fucking movie./
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's trying to deliberately wreck the grand jury and get the victim SLAPP-ed. Vile stuff.
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Made another attempt at getting into Project Zomboid but as a buddy said, you really have to be unemployed to have the time to get into this game
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Martin Aagård @martinaagaard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MÖP-CHOCKEN Det räcker inte med att köpa jättemycket GREJER.
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Olli Bäckström @ollibackstrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sukupuuttoon kuoleva, luonnonvaraton, Leningradin oblastissa sijaitseva keskiaasialainen kääpiövaltio, jossa on Euroopan unionin korkein työttömyys ja köyhin nuoriso, vaatii vaahto suussa leikkauksia unionin köyhimpien alueiden tukeen? Alrighty then. www.mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/ft...
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FT: Suomelta jyrkkä uhkaus EU:lle
Suomi on mukana vaatimassa satojen miljardien leikkauksia.
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Konsepti: Käänteinen huoli-ilmoitus Voisi ilmoittaa etukäteen paikkakunnan sosiaalitoimelle jostakusta että minua ei ainakaan haittaa jos tämä tyyppi katoaa Egyptiin ja se kumoaisi yhden tehdyn huoli-ilmoituksen
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads?!!
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threadds
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should also add that when the movie got to showing people burning Teslas and vandalizing dealerships, the theater of mostly older folks in Santa Monica started applauding. I think it is possible Trump and Musk turned libs over 50 into John Brown.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should add that in addition to being much funnier than anticipated--Musk is going to be intensely humiliated by this movie, it's going to attack the deepest wounds he tries so hard to conceal--it is also bone-chilling. I think he gutted USAID with DOGE to kill masses of people in the third world.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
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u/weddingcake34 • 2d
Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
Location:
I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To Catch A Predator, suom. Klassisen liberaalin jäljillä
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What People Really Mean When They Say They Never Jacked Off To Olympic Weightlifting Accidents
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Matthijs @mccaine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's some kind of thing here about how people put themselves grifterwise or out of stupidity or both in the wake of these charismatic bullshitters like an aggro warrior-lord's retinue in the early middle ages bsky.app/profile/drew...
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Så kallat svensk @ezetterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Låt mig gissa hur intervjun kommer gå: "Det kom in 100 rödmosiga halvfulla svenskar i röstlokalen med två påstridiga blondiner. Flera av dem som röstade viskade "jag vill inte rösta Sd kan du hjälpa mig". Typiskt jobbig klanröstning. De flesta pratar inte ens spanska!"
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me and my friends will kill it with hammers i can tell you that much
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nora-hakase (野良博士) @nora-hakase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they feed me in woims
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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