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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 3h
Hey that's weird that he forgot the nazis? I wonder why? I always thought of the nazis as one of the big ones. Way bigger than all those wars we lost to islamo-communist farmers anyway
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 9h
The only other time these charlatans talk like this is when they're set to make a lot of money sticking a land fill somewhere they don't live
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 18h
super intelligence is how i would describe my penise
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woke 👇
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1) Everybody is required to have health insurance, even if their employer doesn't provide it. 2) Marketplace plans are priced according to their benefits. Cheap plans for people without health insurance through their workplace have worse benefits. I've seen $5,000 deductibles on marketplace plans.
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swan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
are you ready?
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we gotta put all these mutants in a deep hole
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got my kink. com castle on wish
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
—This is AI slop. —And yet it brought smiles to 10,000 faces. So what's the harm? —I am a police officer and did a background check on you. Exposed yourself at "Balloon World" when balloons lifted you out of your pants. —It's true. I was lifted up from my heavy pants by big balloons. What's the harm
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Hiné Mizushima/水島ひね @sheishine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
抜け殻から出てきた蝉がとても可愛くて、美しい白緑青色なのでいつか作りたい。 Cicadas just out of their shells are so cute and beautiful in their pale mint green. I want to make one someday! #せみ #cicada #hinemizushima #水島ひね #doodle
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Kel @resentment.space · 21/09/2026
I love rain,
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
don't know if I've ever seen this
bright green cicada emerging upside down from its old brown skin
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☀️ @stel.energy · 20/09/2026
change your eats up: slice of pizza
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
very cool. me and all of my friends will be attending the concerts on the tour. to learn more
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are all insane. I'm sorry. You have, perhaps out of good intentions, made yourself mentally ill.
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry my dick too big to argue about mao
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm putting @turdguy.bsky.social side by side because... holy shit
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol this dude is obsessed with proving he voted for harris
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kind of cool to be rolling with the punches online in 2026. Respect to a drowning man
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Individual trans people NEVER have to shut up and accept disrespect. Never. The people who need to shut up and stop disrespecting trans people are the POWERFUL and these include fucking elected officials. GET IT STRAIGHT IN YOUR MINDS.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is the ultimate victory of consumerism as an ideology, that being a customer, telling someone to make something for you and getting it handed to you just like you asked for it while you sit there with your thumb up your ass, is itself the greatest power in the cosmos.
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Dong Draper @oldmanbarnes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they should let you bring your wife into work so you can give them a tour
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swan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
haha what are we all mad about today haha just kidding i dont give a SHIT i dont give a FUCK
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pobody's nerfect haha hey what was your job in the CIA after those early months anyway
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtube.com
THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by The Chats
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
a young Adam Sandler suggestively surrounded by three bathing suit clad fitness men with beers. it's the Schmitt's Gay commercial from SNL
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
grind like elmer fudd laugh like bugs bunny move like daffy duck fuck like marvin the martian.
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Never stop gambling." - TheWiseGambler
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a tweet from "donald boat" that reads: nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i'm goofy
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Alex Kraus @alexfkraus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem, looks like rhythm finally got you. Rest in peace, Queen of Latin Pop.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wherever you see "sex tourism" in writing just replace it with "policy of letting rapists leave"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
GUY WITH NATURAL SEINFELD LOOK: Hey, man. Loved meeting you. And, by the way, nice face. GUY WHO PAID FOR SEINFELD SURGERY: what's the deal with that/. JErry.
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Guy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
youtube.com
Funny monkey peeing in his own mouth EPIC
YouTube video by funkyhomevideos
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The Daredevil of no smell @videohell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me popping up a little in my chinos when I see Miles Tails Prower is knocked up again
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
nah man the opposite. nobody is putting their hope in anything or anyone. nobody believes anybody will do anything
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
seems like a good time to remind people that Niemöller (the author of the confession memorialized in the "First they came for the Communists" poem) was a Hitler supporter, and made that confession after spending time in the Dachau concentration camp
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
guys let's like and share our favorite content on here
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ball jihad @balljihad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
opposition party fail
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 26/08/2026
🫡
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
put another tea in the kermit baby
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ex luna, scientia @exluna.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
there was a kattwillferrell (?) tweet from like a decade ago i cant even find a screenshot of now that was like "(to the tune of i love rock and roll) wish, he'd, mackle less. put another tea in the kermit baby" and i wish i could retweet that on here roughly once a week
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A large torch but with a dim light labelled "das capital, karl marx" and a small torch with a bright light labelled, "9 to 5 dolly parton"
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