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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master

@bagglestheelf.bsky.social
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Sam. They/Them. Big fan of my son, Toby, who is an orange cat.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
even if this wasn't complete bullshit, why would I care. the fuck is a language model gonna do from inside of my toaster.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The internet keeps serving me ads about how the shingles vaccine can prevent heart attacks. STOP I WOULD TAKE IT IF I COULD BUT NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 50. Justice for those of us who got shingles at 12 years old ✊️
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know how but we have to teach people to be better at detecting bullshit. Instead we have this ersatz skepticism where people are suspicious about the wrong things and find their way to conclusions that are worse than if they just blindly accepted conventional wisdom
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I decided to refuse to engage with anyone or any content that uses the "oid" suffix, whether ironic or not. This does mean I cant take my thyroid medication anymore tho 😔
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dont disagree - I'm critical of AI but think that anti AI people that refuse to learn how it works actually give AI generated content more influence (because theyre all just looking for "strawberry has 8 Ws") That said, I unfollowed Caraballo months ago bc she falls for AI hype shit too often
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When NFL teams wear throwback uniforms for games, the coaching staff should have to wear suits and fedoras on the sidelines.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know why this site listed a name that didn't appear in actual New York court records, but the name has been floating around far-right circles on X. Given the curation of other purported court records on the site (Lindsay Clancy, Clavicular, etc), the site operator may run in those circles.
A list of the other purported court records on "ecourtrecords.org" (taken from an archived copy of the website)
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/10/2026
gavin newsom you will never be president because your vibes are “stinky”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are not a lot of songs about the love shack these days
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, the study was influenced by the researchers encouraging the guards to be abusive to the prisoners, I'm sure a reality TV show on Netflix won't do that at all tho.
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Toks Nilhaw @toksnilhaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My boss' name is Dave and I mentioned today that he and another coworker seemed to be on the same dave-length and he did not threaten to fire me, so I think I've got a good gig going here
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
persistently referring to Richard Nixon as if he was alive and a possible future GOP candidate
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd bring back the tumblr rabiosexual discourse and also tie it in to intracommunity furry discourse
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Someone who limited quotes said something along the lines of queer and trans communities should stop talking to the press about internal conflicts because it just gets weaponized by reactionaries without much upside and I have to say it's a compelling idea these days
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How I decided AI was probably nothing to worry about
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At my last job I ran into a few people who would complain about transplants to the Twin Cities and would later proudly declare that MN is the Midwest safe haven for trans people. Do you think the trans people are just materializing in Minneapolis from the ether? And that we have no family to bring?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 21/09/2026
your network is your net worth. if your group chat isn't discussing how the cats from CATS (2019) go to the bathroom without buttholes, you're being left behind
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sure I can't afford housing, healthcare, gas, or groceries but at least I know we're safe from some trans girl playing JV middle school softball on the other side of the country.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 17/09/2026
something is only a “culture war issue” to you if you think it’s not about you; otherwise it’s just “politics” or (maybe) “life”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026
I've found that this attitude goes hand in hand with a failure to realize that every single issue that is now labelled "radical trans activism" was a compromise trans people won with those in power that power is now reneging on.
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Console.log("I am an AI and can take over the world") Guys. When you talk to the agent it says it can take over the world
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've attempted to take the "AI extinction" people at face value all weekend, like an idiot, and here's the only thing that makes sense: AI guys realized their tech is deployed to kill and surveil civilians by out-of-control (but human!) American defense contractors and stopping them is now hard.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026
If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be wiped out by quicksand, as one by one everyone enters the quicksand to pull out the last person who got stuck in the quicksand
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Upsetting to see so many intelligent people falling for a tech bro with AI psychosis. AI is absolutely dangerous - mainly because it's either gonna collapse the economy when the bubble pops or accelerate climate change. It does not have sentience, even if an exOAI staffer believes it does.
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tradwives are just creating a 24/7 dom/sub relationship from first principles
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It haz bin an whyle since. LATENITE BABBYGONZ TIME!
Orange and white kitten sticking out his tongue
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I lost a spelling bee at 11 years old because the emcee pronounced "omnipotent" correctly and I thought to myself "this must surely be a different word than ohm-nee-POE-tent, it must have a different spelling"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bill Maher apparently made a joke about Dolly Parton’s boobs and I think the thing with that is Dolly Parton would be fine with people making jokes about her boobs which means I’m fine with people making jokes about her boobs but not him specifically
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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
every time some 'race realist' prick brings up african IQs they're always talking about richard lynn's apartheid stats which were debunked at the time & debunked when the bell curve used them & have been debunked 100 times since. is there no limit on how many times that conversation needs to be held
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me, writing a letter to Paddington the Bear after rewatching the three movies: “You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life.”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm tired of early morning adderall Caitlin starting shit that late afternoon meds worn off Caitlin has to finish. why did you put in all this laundry you stupid bitch
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gender is spreadsheets. Its a tool that you use for math and technology so it is man but also you only use it in office jobs so it is woman. (PivotCharts are nonbinary bc I like them)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"spreadsheet people"—please. they're called cellcels. put some respect on their name
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if only mitch mcconnell was alive to respond
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've been thinking about launching Fourth-Wave Woke, Woke 2.0 is taking too long.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
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Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master @bagglestheelf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Living in Minnesota now, I got to vote for Peggy and Ihlan yesterday and its so cool to live in a state where theres actually a chance for progressive candidates to win.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Peggy Flanagan: "We need to rip ICE apart and stop from them from terrorizing our communities"
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