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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Len @len.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We honestly don't witness very many situations in 2026 where the good guys don't just win, but they windmill dunk on evil and make it very funny at the same time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-hand…
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social is one of my favorite accounts and is barely satire, as evidenced by this gem.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wonder if Kavanaugh's logic of "... a new circumstance that was largely unknown as of [date] and that the Framers of the [number] Amendment could not have fully anticipated" could apply to anything else? I'm certain this is a consistent lens the Justice uses for all matters, right?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Jesus famously hated poor people and foreigners.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ah, so the Roberts Court *does* believe that religious liberty has a limit somewhere. I wonder why this case had such a seemingly odd outcome for this court compared to other rulings? Feels like the answer is white in front of us.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
At my last physical, my doctor celebrated an agreement that in 2 months I would start thinking about exercising more often.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fear of a "Bonhoeffer wanna be" only exists for people who marinate their brains 24/7 in the alt right, white nationalist, neo-Nazi ecosystem online. Anyone who can say these words is telling on themselves.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
[Cut to RFK Jr eating a rat]
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Today’s inflation report raises new questions about Joe Biden’s economic policies.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/05/2026
Every economic headline right now is like "Ohio farmers discover you can eat tree bark if you boil it long enough, markets close at all time high."
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Constitutional calvinball.
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Al Stewart @yearofthecat269.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I know we are *well* past this point, but could you imagine the meltdown on Fox "News" of Obama had put his picture on every US passport?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...
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Changing Nature - Wikipedia
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy
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VIDEO: Watch The New Leadership Of The Democrat-Backed Onion Literally Pledge Allegiance To Satan In Their War Against Alex Jones & Infowars!

🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE ALEX JONES SHOW NOW:
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"But what if the Republicans get mad at us?!"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Donald Trump says that he’s Jesus. Some liberal critics disagree.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
On one hand, this is objectively hilarious and the latest surprise twist in one of my favorite ongoing storylines. On the other, we truly do live in the dumbest timeline.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Recent convert lectures Pope on theology" might be one of my favorite storylines of the last month or so.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It will be extremely funny if Vance manages to get himself excommunicated before his book on becoming a Catholic releases.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I keep screaming from the rooftops that print news is the future and we better start figuring out what that looks like, and literally no one in the news industry believes me.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
BREAKING: DOJ investigates the Hungarian electorate for Mortgage Fraud
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Scott Kersey, art fella @scottkersey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
From Tolkien’s letter 64 to Christopher Tolkien in 1944: “All we do know . . . is that evil labours with vast power and perpetual success-in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in.”
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some YA fantasy authors who to my knowledge have never funded an attempted trans genocide: Terry Pratchett Diana Wynne-Jones Garth Nix Suzanne Collins Susan Cooper Phillip Pullman Rick Riordan Pierce Brown Sheri S. Tepper V. E. Schwab Rachel Hartman Alex Pheby Alan Garner Ursula Le Guin And more!
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We can afford to make people's lives better; we just don't want to.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/03/2026
There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.
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Southern Oregon PBS @sopbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A leading exec at PBS KIDS breaks down the impact of recent government cuts and what to do about them. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/p...
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How PBS Kids Hopes to Save Children’s Programming
A leading exec at the public broadcasting institution breaks down the impact of recent government cuts and what to do about them
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Someone should probably remind Bondi that AG John Mitchell went to jail, not Nixon.
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OPB @opb.org · 30/01/2026
The Oregon Nurses Association and state Democratic lawmakers announced a bill Friday that would require hospitals and some federally funded primary care clinics to designate certain areas as off-limits to federal immigration enforcement agents, unless they have a valid judicial warrant.
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Oregon nurses union, Democratic lawmakers introduce bill to limit immigration enforcement at hospitals
The proposal is part of a sweeping package of bills that attempt to bolster the rights of immigrants targeted by the federal government’s deportation campaign, which Democrats have called a top priority for the current short session.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
We need more of Fred Rogers' energy. We put a "We are *all* neighbors" flag out in front of the house recently. Been thinking of his "look for the helpers" story lately. They're killing the helpers 😡
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank! linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
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@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
One of the many reasons I love Brennan Lee Mulligan
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We have been told for years that regular mass shootings are a price we have to pay for the 2A to protect us from tyrannical govt. Today those exact same people who have told us this are applauding the *mere possession* of a permitted handgun being used to justify an execution by federal agents.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
People *will* die because of this lunacy sowing doubt and mistrust of vaccines that have the weight of the unequivocal backing of scientific and medical communities for their safety and efficacy. It will take *decades* to repair the damage this admin is doing to trust in science and medicine.
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LJ @lajack2013.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
PBS sharing an article that was sure to include this critical part of the auction for public media is my favorite thing of the day. "A large, gold-plated re-creation of President Lyndon B. Johnson’s balls... landed $25,500"
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