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Ghostbuster Keaton

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Stole the name from a third hand tattoo.

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Dan English @danenglish.bsky.social · 21h
Saw *another* AI illustrated book at my day job - please for the love of humanity, hire real people for your art hirehumanartists.com
hirehumanartists.com
Find an Artist Who Doesn't Use Generative AI | Hire Human Artists
Looking for an artist for your next project? Our human artist directory is full of over 400 artists who have pledged not to use gen AI.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic

Panel 1
Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. 
Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law

Panel 2:
Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Panel 3:
Gold Guy: Nah
Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Fordlandia just dropped...
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lot of issues here but one part that sticks out in light of the almost-attacked-a-Chinese-ship story today: people with very important jobs where lives are at stake have bought the hype and outsourced their whole brains to AI. We're going to see more and more of this. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...
In the past year, the Defense Department has rapidly made Maven a cornerstone of the US military apparatus. Several former senior US military officials now work for Palantir, including some with high-level security clearances in Centcom’s Tampa headquarters. Their role is to keep the software functioning inside secure military environments. Some Centcom personnel expected Maven to flag stale information or inconsistencies in the underlying intelligence assembled for potential targets, the officials said. It’s not clear why they had such expectations.
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.

The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according to four sources familiar with the episode. According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air, one of those sources and another source familiar with the incident said.

It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026
eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dr. Evil describing his childhood
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I saw a post earlier saying I need to integrate AI into my workflow as an artist or I'll be left behind. Sure I've seen dozens of posts like this before, but I'm really seriously thinking about it now and I am at a total loss as to what it would possibly do to improve my work.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it is kind of sad how thousands of people don't have power in Indiana for two weeks but the president of the US decided "Lake America" was a higher priority
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This
Cartoon by  Gautami Reddy 

12 cartoon images under the caption How To Live In The Age of AI 
read slowly
make ugly thing
don't believe everything
eat together
get bored
avoid instant replies
call your grandma/grandpa
fall in love
cry every now and then
memorize a poem
trust your gut
take your time
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Garbage... in.... garbage... can. Hmm. Makes sense! 2. According to the publisher of this Triple-A guidebook, no one. 3. Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! Let me off! 4. The baby looked at you? 5. Tramampoline.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 76% Black.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a republican congressman allegedly broke his two-year-old daughter's collarbone and he somehow hasn't been run out of congress. there really is no bridge too far for these ghouls.
politico.com
‘Platner on steroids’: Max Miller abuse claims have Republicans silently sweating
The Ohio lawmaker denies the allegations as an Aug. 5 deadline to drop off the ballot approaches.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
AI is not only awful it's also stupid and this is truly insane times we're living in
Mike Masnick posts that his kid ran an essay through an "AI" checker but dinged his paper because it had the word "devoid" in it

Coach Finstock says that's some real Harrison Bergeron ass shit going on.

Mike Masnick responds that the essay is ABOUT Harrison Bergeron
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 23/07/2026
It's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Historically accurate Odyssey
static.klipy.com
Animal House: Stairway Mayhem
Alt: Animal House: Stairway Mayhem
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 19/07/2026
Cool. Cool cool cool.
wired.com
The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is About to Get Much Bigger
Official case counts likely capture only a fraction of US cyclosporiasis infections, and the outbreak is likely to get worse before it gets better.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2026
everyone always complains about how hard it is to cancel subscriptions to services and websites but all you really have to do is call your bank and tell them you lost your credit card. they cancel it immediately. next month all your payments fail. easy life hack
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A meme using a classical painting of a woman in a long white dress standing in a dining room, looking out a window next to a table with flowers, a bowl, and plates. The text layered over the top left in blocky green letters says, "I'M GOING TO BE SO MAD IF I'VE SURVIVED ALL THIS HORSESH!T UP TIL NOW". The text on the right side in a green cursive font reads, "Just to die in 2026 of diarrhea lettuce", along with a small watermark that reads "CheesyLaVeda".
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Congratulations to Lindsey Graham for writing his own obituary ten years and two months in advance. The question of who deserves it remains, since the natural world and a whole lot of people in this country and beyond do not deserve it.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Nate Holdren @nhold.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
PSA: Every time you read something in the Atlantic, and there are no exceptions to this rule, a parasitic insect lays one (1) egg inside your brain, so you're really rolling the dice there, friends. It's your life so do as you think you must, I just want to make sure you do so in an informed way.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
for my non uk friends, what's happened is the fascist leader has resigned his seat as an mp just to run for it again in order to dodge investigations + seek attention other parties arent falling for the stunt so arent running against him, so his only opponent will be a man with a bin on his head
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Candidates should hire the consultants instead of consultants hiring the candidates.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/07/2026
What a time to be alive, pun fully intended
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The thing that I found completely eye-opening about the Platner experience was the array of people who could not conceive of me as being authentically offended and horrified that he had a Nazi tattoo. It just HAD to be a pretense for something. It couldn’t be that the symbol was itself revolting.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carney’s flight to Edmonton, where he’d hear Danielle Smith’s pipeline plan pitch, is grounded due to extreme weather —which is exacerbated by the climate crisis that pipeline plan would worsen 🤗 WHEEEEEEEEEE WHAT A WORLD
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here come four months of centrists attacking the left with far greater existential fury than they ever aimed at Trump (because they prefer Trump and helped him win):
Centrist Democrats
Rebuke Party's Left
Wing:
We Are Capitalist,
Not Socialist'
Following high-profile primary victories by
democratic socialists, some moderate
Democrats are advocating a different
course, highlighting tensions in the party.
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Jesse Myerson @jessemyerson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If you consider competing in Democratic primary elections, which enable Democratic voters to nominate Democratic candidates for office, to be tantamount to “blowing up” the Democratic Party, then what are you saying the Democratic Party *is*??
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Keir Starmer and Joe Biden will both leave office among the most unpopular leaders in their nation’s histories. Surely there’s nothing to be learned here about where timid centrism gets you!
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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
stay hard out there
A portrait of Dale Gribble in a balaclava and orange hat with a Sabocat on it, over a technicolor sunset, with the text “Despair is easy, hope is hard, and Brother, I like to stay hard”.
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Danielle Welch for Congress (NY-03) @votewelch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I try to avoid using dehumanizing language, but a human who can hoard a trillion dollars in a world where poverty kills people is a monster. There is simply no kinder word for it.
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I bet @edzitron.com is in a state of manic arousal thinking about them financial disclosure documents. www.huffpost.com/entry/openai...
huffpost.com
OpenAI Files For U.S. IPO After Anthropic As AI Giants Head To Public Markets
ChatGPT-maker OpenAI confidentially filed for a U.S. initial public offering, joining rival Anthropic in a push toward the stock market.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 06/06/2026
Unless there's some way to estimate how much money we have to give to AI companies before they cure cancer, we should at least consider the possibility that the true sum is "more money than exists now and that will ever exist." 26/
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
yes please pack as many billionaires onto a space x rocket as will fit
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2026
Questions Grow Over Mystery Of Missing Legislative Branch
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
The band promo pic of "The Lone Rangers."
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
Sexy Jeff Goldblum in a pair of sexy swim trunks looking at the camera sexily in a sexy hot tub.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Anarchism’s principal target is the authoritarian State (capitalist or socialist); its principal moral-practical theme is cooperation (solidarity, mutual aid).
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Ghostbuster Keaton @awesomerobots.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hey @debbiedingell.house.gov, you should get in on this and talk about how you are in on this constantly until the election and then do it as soon as the session starts.
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