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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 30/04/2026

if SaaS is pronounced “sass,” then AaaS (Agent as a Service) is pronounced “ass”

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Knock knock beeyotch

From bluefacts most engaging users of the week: Barack Obama at 166 Weeder at 167

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phylan @phylan.website · 26/10/2025

ʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˢᵃⁿᵈʷⁱᶜʰ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 05/10/2025

misread a Mariner player’s name as Billion Dinger… … .. ……. GO BILLION DINGER THROW THE BALL YEAH FUCK THAT GUY GET HIM OUT

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

gentle reminder for anyone who is anticipating the need for caramelized onions later this week: you should probably start now

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 06/09/2025

THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN PLEASE, LINK, HURRY

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eva khoury @evakhoury.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Chinese restaurant called Hunan Resources

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2025

(nodding) night corn

screenshot of a chumbox link that reads "Chuck Norris: This Night Routine Makes Me Feel Years Younger" and a photo of chuck in front of a microphone superimposed over a blurry photo of two grilled corn cobs

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 16/08/2025

Roupp the Poop strikes again! 😭

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baseballjeff1.bsky.social @baseballjeff1.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Dominic Smith drives in Willy Adames to give the Giants a 1-0 lead. It's the 1st time in franchise history that they have scored a run.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Don’t even talk to me about drying mushrooms unless you do it the traditional* way *strategically placing them in tree branches like a squirrel

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 07/08/2025

I gotta find a new place to meet up with fuckaas bitch

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

a fully loaded baked potato that is caffeinated could fix me

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Danno Watts @dannowatts.ass.art · 03/08/2025

lol, it’s gray

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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Opinion: there are too many biting insects outside; they bite me and they should not

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Deb @debramayberry.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

100 days until Halloween.

Big beautiful crow stopping by for a visit to the Arlington Peanut Table. (He’s got at least three peanuts in his beak.) I just know he’s counting the days until Halloween.

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Prof Sarah-Jayne Blakemore @sjblakemore.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

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raBOOdya 👻 🦇 🎃 @rabidya.art · 16/07/2025

Been going around calling everyone a labubu lookin ass mf lately

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 16/07/2025

Angry guy Wet guy Naked guy Ass guy I can get behind this

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Two extremely important baseball lessons we learned in the past 24 hours: 1. Every team needs an ass guy 2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Good evening to this fawn out back and this fawn only

A baby deer among some green grass and bushes, covered in white spots, looking at the camera

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/07/2025

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

On the far Western shore of Middle Earth rests the Grey Havens, One of the last bastions of the elves in this world. This is Círdan the Shipbuilder's domain. For years now he has fashioned the vessels that will take the remaining Noldor and Sindar to the undying lands of Valinor, in Arman, hidden from the mortal realm at the end of the Third Age but for those who take the ships from this harbor (the only two exceptions to this being Gimli and Legolas, and Samwise, both many years from now). One of the great ships sits at a beautiful dock: Galadriel and Celeborn stand in front of Círdan, watching as Elrond gestures to an elderly Bilbo Baggins to board. Gandalf will join them and Frodo also, after a tearful goodbye. They will sail into the sea and soon join the Valar and Mayar and all the rest of the Elves. Frodo and Bilbo's time there will feel so short, mortals in a timeless realm, but it will be peaceful and joyous and filled with food and drink and song and harmony, and be a fitting resting place for the ring bearers. And Gimli of course, the one exception to a non-Elf ring bearer granted amnesty in Valinor, because unlike the movies, in the books he is the poet and chief moral officer of the third age, and brought peace between the two long rivaled races.

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 02/07/2025

being hormonal feels like you’re trying to go for a walk and your mind keeps pantsing yourself

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 29/06/2025

“chick fil a… a little chicken noodle dumpling hit up the right” hunter, what? 😆 @hunterpence.bsky.social @sfgiants.com

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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

If a million people got you, Wilmer Flores is one of them If a hundred people got you, Wilmer Flores is one of the If one person got you, it’s Wilmer Flores If no one got you, send help for Wilmer Flores

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 19/06/2025

dunning-cougar effect is when your cat thinks it’s a bigger, more wild feline than it is

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 19/06/2025

i have found the spiritual successor to two girls, one cup thanks, duolingo!

a screenshot of duolingo for spanish, which reads “dos personas, un restaurante” or “two people, one restaurant”

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

The Red Sox LIVE for getting divorced. Like, DIVORCED divorced.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

red sox front office really did this today

star wars ghosts from left to right:
- mookie betts
- xander bogaerts
- rafael devers
- yoda
- obi-wan kenobi

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halo ɞ‧₊˚ @plushmancer.cloud · 03/06/2025

bush in da yard fulla BEES

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

welcome to sweaty boobs sunday it’s like sweaty boobs saturday only holier

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Crystal @crystal.undertow.cards · 02/06/2025

the amazing thing about asparagus is that it comes with free rubber bands

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/05/2025

THIS SHIT IS CARROTS, C-A-R-R-O-T-S

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Danno Watts @dannowatts.ass.art · 26/05/2025

chopping cabbage leaves up for a slaw is my personal miracle of the loaves and fishes

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Stoned thoughts part 5: Im a baked potato.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: what the fuck did you just say

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madbodger.bsky.social @madbodger.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I don't think I want you to take me there.

Bus with slogan on top reading "Let Us Take You There", and an ad below, reading "1 death occurs every 50 minutes" [below that, unseen, is "involving a drunk driving car crash"]

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Danno Watts @dannowatts.ass.art · 19/05/2025

the cops chased us for 15 seconds, then their legs broke in half (backwards style) so we flipped a bitch driving up to them poured our code red all over their bodies because there’d been a fuckin homicide

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Mrs. Nads on Twat @aveywatts.ass.art · 12/05/2025

while i recognize that plastic is bad and harmful for the environment, paper straws are the worst experience and honestly i should just make a straw out of a potato, it would be superior.

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