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@asteriae.bsky.social
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hi, I'm kimber/aria! she/her 37yo sapphic bisexual easily startled horror enthusiast ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸 aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫

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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 20h
do I need to headcanon something insane
definitely not nick cannon
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope that person blaring back to black in their truck is okay
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII has been gifted a massive draconic orb and honestly not now massive draconic orb
Edit of the photo of Pope Leo XIV receiving a massive green orb, hastily photoshopped to replace him with Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, and the orb with an eye of Nidhogg
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am literally obsessed with finding out what shoes shailene woodley is wearing under those fuck off pants a person I never knew existed until tonight
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is what killed Bob Mackie
Photo of... is that Shailene Woodley walking the Emmys carpet. She's wearing a periwinkle tank top with a plunging neckline showing her sternum,  a pair of maroon....pleather? vinyl? definitely hideous gloves going up to her elbows, and a pair of..
 textured? awful pants that look kind of like a popcorn ceiling.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally using his hands right 😂🤣🤣 IG: @stoccafisso_design Amedeo Capelli, Automata maker www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Stoc...
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🪐Monsieur_Legris🪐 @legrisofchaos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#FFXIV
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fully insane that this fucko implant worked super well for a year and was totally periodn't and now I'm bleeding through a super in 3 hours h
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@cubpanion.bsky.social DIVAAAAA
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hm. why did I not wait a little longer to buy a switch 2. those joycons are amazing
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/09/2026
Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met
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Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met
MISSISSAUGA, ON – Earlier this week Canadians noticed that Hilroy had excluded Newfoundland and Cape Breton from the map of Canada on the cover of their latest notebooks. Today, the company confirmed ...
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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Vampire Survivors 🧄 @vampire.poncle.games · 02/09/2026
🩸 BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON 🩸 the Bloodmoon demands a sacrifice & we want to reward you 🫵 📅 show up to give blood between Sept 2nd - Sept 30th ✅ submit proof 🎁 get a key for Vampire Survivors + Legacy of the Bloodmoon, while supplies last #BloodForTheBloodmoon
An image that shows Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon key art, at the top there is a blood dripping logo that reads: "Blood for the Bloodmoon" and text at the bottom of the image which reads: "Give blood. Get a free bundle. Sept 2 - Sept 30". At the bottom there is the Vampire Survivors Legacy of the Bloodmoon logo.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
like putting on pants
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to be out of the house in 15 minutes so obviously I'm immobilized sitting at my desk without pants and thinking about all the tasks I should've done
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
one of my friends invited me to this concert and I regret not going so so so so so much youtu.be/ax_FATpzAB8
youtu.be
EPICA - The Ghost in Me (Live at The Symphonic Synergy)
YouTube video by EPICA
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Fun scammer interaction for today
I feel like we probably crossed paths somewhere 😅

We have not. But I'll see you in hell
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
good news everyone I'm not modified at work anymore after three months of this! which is perfect timing to tell my boss that I need to be off for surgery anyway I bought myself some sortilège because I deserve it
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
nier?????? oh I'm fucked
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry's Space gif from Red Alert
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
you gotta live like someone who deserves their own memorial hot dog after they die
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LAKE AMERICA
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wow this is how I feel whenever I fly to massachusetts
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kind of café
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:  forg comes through a door. A pink blob worker in the foreground. Forg: “one coff please”
Panel 2: the pink blob worker behind a counter that is labeled “coffee”. A coffee poster on the wall. The blob asks “big or small?”
Panel 3: blob on foreground, forg in background. Forg: “big please!”, Blob: “ok”
Panel 4: forg sitting at a table with a HUGE cup of coffee in front of him. He is happy. He says “I enjoy this place”
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Marie @mmariesr.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
boobie feaster. who among us
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A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
she's finally here!! my beautiful asteriae xen'valen commission done by @shinjyu.bsky.social 💜 #ffxiv
that's asteriae xen'valen, babes!! a seeker of the sun miqo'te white mage channeling some nophica vibes
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