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@asteriae.bsky.social
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hi, I'm kimber/aria! she/her 37yo sapphic bisexual easily startled horror enthusiast ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸 aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫

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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 14h
well. just tried blunderville for the first time 🧍‍♀️
yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. and with a crown. :)
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do I need to headcanon something insane
definitely not nick cannon
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah I'll take it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when I stopped by the garden, most of the flowers I planted this morning were in bloom, but one was still in its second stage and I figured it was a timing thing.. noticed I was maxed out on the peach seeds, so I ran to seafront for different fertilizer, ran back.. and look who decided to bloom 🥺
lunar tear baybee!!!!legendary gardener steam achievement! WITH NO TIME CHEATS BY THE WAY
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fates undefied... but the next update Will have a lunar tear
just 15 broke bitches and we
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when you grow up, what are you going to be? are you going to be what genetics foretold, or are you going to defy fate?
second phase of moonflower growth! you can see the little bulbs!! you can't tell anything about them. my last batch had no crosses, but that was expected. I have so much fertilizer.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this wilt means I can plant my first full garden of potential lunar crosses!!
no flowers all seeds gimme da seeds I need some of the pink ones for a sidequest. ten of them. if you even care
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one day you'll make beautiful, white flowers. that day may not be today, but someday
nier replicant garden plot update: crossbreeding the rarest unsuccessful so far, but did manage to get a couple more pink flowers with the other crosses
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got one!!! one is absolutely better than none!! in a few days I'll get going on another harvesting operation 💜 and then the real fun/torture begins
nier replicant garden plot with alternating indigo and peach flowers. one  cross between them for a pink flower was successful! wahoo!
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
PEACHN'T ON THE CROSSES but it's okay I have a plan. it will simply take days or weeks to execute
nier replicant garden plot where we begin to think about the death of these flowers for precious, precious seeds
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
she's finally here!! my beautiful asteriae xen'valen commission done by @shinjyu.bsky.social 💜 #ffxiv
that's asteriae xen'valen, babes!! a seeker of the sun miqo'te white mage channeling some nophica vibes
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
exactly NONE of my crosses happened last time for either peach or indigo, so now we are on a seed mission. I had both from my batch before last, so we are Harvesting™️ a row of peach, a row of indigo, and some extra red and golds for more peach since I have the fewest of them
nier replicant garden plots with fresh seeds in them
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
to filth, you say?
undertale quiz results!
kindness - 80%
determination - 75%
bravery - 65%
perseverance - 46%
justice - 43%
integrity - 36%
patience - 28%
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
from here. one of the albums of all time
sarah slean's "night bugs" album cover
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love being judged by beautiful men first thing in the morning
a handsome fluffy cat resting on the back of a couch
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I picked up strange curiosities yesterday which has the same sort of vibe that strange horticulture does. just like with strange horticulture, I really appreciate the ability to tag your things
screenshot from strange curiosities, a game where you're running an occultist shop and have to analyze what customers are after based on the prompts they give and the knowledge you've sought. on screen is a magnified idol: grey and crown-like in appearance, with a stylized diamond symbol in the middle resembling an eye. the angles of this object appear to be stained with blood. a prompt on the screen that shows the character's inner thoughts states "It has an energy about it." the tag I gave it? " 'an energy' girl that's blood"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
amber glenn and the girls
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🙂‍↕️ maybe she's an earth sign pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon, Taurus Rising, Sagittarius Venus - #4F6659 #789B84 #9AAD6F #B45E9C
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
knocked my alarm clock on the floor. I'm sure it's fine
holding a digital alarm clock that got so fucked up it only has one digit and it's not even any of the right digits for the time it was taken. text reads "girl what time is it" idk 7?????
because 7 is the only digit available
I'm sure it's fine
(a new clock is on the way)
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this fucking guy took so much blood out of my ankle yesterday that I still have an ankle on my ankle today
one big ass mosquito with a smear and spattering of blood below it. cause of death: vengeful capricorn on a chair with an envelope. line of text states "hope your last meal was worth it fucker"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
just remembering this portrait before I go back in to the fucking BLOWJOB BROTHERS
the catgirl with zero's earring
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
guess who just unlocked the boner man
mortaccio, king of all bones, undead survivors of survivors sporting a halo. he bones. a separate bone he throws.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
had to take a peek at disgraced streaming platform spotify because it was really good at logging and ummm yeah that checks out
rina sawayamaaaa I miss when you released music I've spent almost nine straight days listening to you thank you for going off at the height of the pandemic you really did it for me girl
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
hiiii
canada's stars on ice wahooo yippee
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
god I love the summon lighting for reallllll
pink haired miqo'te in a cunty ass outfit on that azem level shit
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ummm I think you mean "nice"
sleep score 69 with an "ok," which is incorrect
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
how could I have possibly forgotten about titty typhoon
local dangan ronpa 2 music venue titty typhoon now open to the public*
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
if you've been wondering about my mental state recently
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
artemis ii did a launch today
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
happy first of april from where the weather is a fucking joke
zoomed in dash thermo coverage showing negative twenty fucking degrees celsius on april 1st
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
shout out to that time when I thought I finished paying off my student loan but I was 18 cents short so now I have to submit this with my taxes this year
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
damn how long has she been delaying that play smh
"lea michele to play final performance in chess this june"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
happy first day of spring
half-cleared snow on the hood of a black vehicle, showing that it snowed about five inches overnight. for the first day of spring. party
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
oh nuo...
elgin & winter garden simply darling sold out shows!!! chrawno!!view from a lowbox.. hehehe
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
meanwhile when I show up to the function
she purble. she crab. she gaunt. she ready to eat.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
haha, what the fuck #silenthillf
"view endings" screen from silent hill f. only completed the first one, but... what a good start. what the fuck did I just experience. I need more
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I was going through my phone to try to find a picture of me and my brother and came across this snap and GIRL maybe I cunted here
woman in glasses with some heavy contour, a long green wig with bangs, and some ram horns :)) sent through snapchat after I was telling some friends I was playing dressup and just didn't provide the result so it's overlayed with "I forgot to share 🫠"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
my best result 💀
colour match at 99.4% on a purple
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
easy mode vs hard mode.. I'm really good at colour don't worry about it dialed.gg
easy results on a colour memory test. of five choices with each value representing 10 points, a score of 47.98/50 is listed hard results on a colour memory test. of five choices with each value representing 10 points, a score of 47.96/50 is listed
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
wowwww
pokemon quiz result: psychic type. remarks on intelligence and empathy and how one lacks physical prowess but makes up for it in special stats. yeehaw
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
going into work when most people have the day off today..
the saddest creature you can possibly imagine
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I had a little eyebrow appointment and a buzz today, and my hairdresser told me to go do something romantic as I was leaving. say less
a pink-haired mi'qote in a wedding dress wielding a kinna weapon while between floors in potd
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
wizard blasting some lightning with impact font over impact font saying "I release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I took a mental health day today so you know all I've been doing has been playing various rhythm games. remembered a song of fire and ice was a game that existed, so I decided to play miko skip on 1.5x speed. you know, because I'm normal
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
yuri on ice really holds up and it's making me miss when I was in my little competitions
a picture of Various Items on the upper right side of my desk. from top left going clockwise: a bottle of silver patrón; a medusa themed candle (from ninety-six); a double shot glass from death becomes her; a kainé nendoroid; a figure skating trophy.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
this is fine probably
big mistwake [choker of casting, i755 and materian't]
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
an opportunity to play a little red mage means a little glamour for fun... ft acceleration being extra as usual
a little ffxiv mi'qote with a whole lot of battle effects. I may or may not have been getting beat up by bombs during this frame
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
dolly parton with a gun??? healing era
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
cut panels from a comic featuring the "tantrum hole." in the first panel, a flaming skull with a party hat is heading towards a perfect inset of themselves (and their party hat) in a wall. above the hole is a sign that says "tantrum hole." in the second panel, said skull with party hat is within its little tantrum hole. [muffled screaming] is occurring.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
proggiesssss
modded osu!taiko screen over tomorrow perfume (tpx despair remix)
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