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hi, I'm kimber/aria! she/her 37yo sapphic bisexual easily startled horror enthusiast ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier asteriae xen'valen @ ultros 🤍🩸 aria caelestis @ siren ⚪⚖️⚫

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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 4h
the dawntrail recap!! #ffxiv
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Dawntrail Recap - Asteriae Xen'valen
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
la isla bonita came on the radio and it reminded me of taking everything I had to maintain my composure in boston last weekend when it was windy and rainy and there was a guy busking "la eeha boeeda" as a station surprise
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do I need to headcanon something insane
definitely not nick cannon
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeahhhh thank you I was just fully in my feelings about having to leave and fly today
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope that person blaring back to black in their truck is okay
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII has been gifted a massive draconic orb and honestly not now massive draconic orb
Edit of the photo of Pope Leo XIV receiving a massive green orb, hastily photoshopped to replace him with Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, and the orb with an eye of Nidhogg
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am literally obsessed with finding out what shoes shailene woodley is wearing under those fuck off pants a person I never knew existed until tonight
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is what killed Bob Mackie
Photo of... is that Shailene Woodley walking the Emmys carpet. She's wearing a periwinkle tank top with a plunging neckline showing her sternum,  a pair of maroon....pleather? vinyl? definitely hideous gloves going up to her elbows, and a pair of..
 textured? awful pants that look kind of like a popcorn ceiling.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally using his hands right 😂🤣🤣 IG: @stoccafisso_design Amedeo Capelli, Automata maker www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Stoc...
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🪐Monsieur_Legris🪐 @legrisofchaos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#FFXIV
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so tired and in so much pain lmao
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fully insane that this fucko implant worked super well for a year and was totally periodn't and now I'm bleeding through a super in 3 hours h
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@cubpanion.bsky.social DIVAAAAA
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this may be the thing that'll finally make me get a pro controller if they don't release those little guys separately
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hm. why did I not wait a little longer to buy a switch 2. those joycons are amazing
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah I'll take it
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/09/2026
Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met
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Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met
MISSISSAUGA, ON – Earlier this week Canadians noticed that Hilroy had excluded Newfoundland and Cape Breton from the map of Canada on the cover of their latest notebooks. Today, the company confirmed ...
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe in u
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Tire Man Walking in a Giant Tire
Alt: Tire Man Walking in a Giant Tire
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when I stopped by the garden, most of the flowers I planted this morning were in bloom, but one was still in its second stage and I figured it was a timing thing.. noticed I was maxed out on the peach seeds, so I ran to seafront for different fertilizer, ran back.. and look who decided to bloom 🥺
lunar tear baybee!!!!legendary gardener steam achievement! WITH NO TIME CHEATS BY THE WAY
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Vampire Survivors 🧄 @vampire.poncle.games · 02/09/2026
🩸 BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON 🩸 the Bloodmoon demands a sacrifice & we want to reward you 🫵 📅 show up to give blood between Sept 2nd - Sept 30th ✅ submit proof 🎁 get a key for Vampire Survivors + Legacy of the Bloodmoon, while supplies last #BloodForTheBloodmoon
An image that shows Vampire Survivors: Legacy of the Bloodmoon key art, at the top there is a blood dripping logo that reads: "Blood for the Bloodmoon" and text at the bottom of the image which reads: "Give blood. Get a free bundle. Sept 2 - Sept 30". At the bottom there is the Vampire Survivors Legacy of the Bloodmoon logo.
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
like putting on pants
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to be out of the house in 15 minutes so obviously I'm immobilized sitting at my desk without pants and thinking about all the tasks I should've done
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
one of my friends invited me to this concert and I regret not going so so so so so much youtu.be/ax_FATpzAB8
youtu.be
EPICA - The Ghost in Me (Live at The Symphonic Synergy)
YouTube video by EPICA
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Fun scammer interaction for today
I feel like we probably crossed paths somewhere 😅

We have not. But I'll see you in hell
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fates undefied... but the next update Will have a lunar tear
just 15 broke bitches and we
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
good news everyone I'm not modified at work anymore after three months of this! which is perfect timing to tell my boss that I need to be off for surgery anyway I bought myself some sortilège because I deserve it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when you grow up, what are you going to be? are you going to be what genetics foretold, or are you going to defy fate?
second phase of moonflower growth! you can see the little bulbs!! you can't tell anything about them. my last batch had no crosses, but that was expected. I have so much fertilizer.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this wilt means I can plant my first full garden of potential lunar crosses!!
no flowers all seeds gimme da seeds I need some of the pink ones for a sidequest. ten of them. if you even care
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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I am furious, but I am sailing @asteriae.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one day you'll make beautiful, white flowers. that day may not be today, but someday
nier replicant garden plot update: crossbreeding the rarest unsuccessful so far, but did manage to get a couple more pink flowers with the other crosses
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