Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialAndi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Between Megyn Kelly saying Jane Doe probably liked/deserved it because she's an uggo and Pete Hegseth announcing an upcoming livestream of a firing squad execution, it's a rough week to be an American with even a shred of decency and compassion. 0115
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialNextoad Digital Artist @nextoad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Valkyr 328796
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Super rare sign for the McDonald's Monster Mac! This four-patty behemoth was test-marketed back in 1993, when burgers this big were still pretty unheard of. It was specifically pitched as a Halloween promotion, too! 🎃 1314620
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialZander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026exactly this, pretty much the entire story of the right in the past 10 years is "vice is virtue and virtue is vice" 223224
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialPhillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stay away from corporate. Creativity is wasted on them. 624853
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialDeep State-ler and Waldorf @tecaterob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026”Mistah Sinestah’s plan ain’t so smaht“ 0184
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialStephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Back in November 2024 the smart boy pundits were talking about how the Democrats needed to moderate to win back voters. But they forgot this: Trump is a moron who will fuck everything up and the GOP are ghouls who will double down on their most unpopular policies in the least popular possible ways 635554
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe 6455401005
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/09/2026my bet is that he'll flip if it's a 50-50 or 51-49 dem senate, so dems need to somehow get to 52 to be safe 2344180574
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialMatt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is the dominant philosophy in America: Once you disregard the achievements of everyone who is better than you, then you automatically become the best person. 132
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialCount Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 05/09/2026Haim Saban and Avi Arad were going to do a KISS Christmas special. Just as they were about to nail down negotiations, Haim told Avi “now we gut him” in Hebrew. Gene Simmons spoke Hebrew, and said “You asshole, I’m one of you.” Needless to say, the special did not happen. 6336127
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We've lost journalist Gloria Steinem. She once infiltrated the Playboy club as a bunny and exposed their unfair working conditions. When DC took Wonder Woman's powers and costume away, she wrote an article to shamed them into restoring the character. RIP Legend 2345121
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218834409
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialDaniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One wonders if Republicans ever think about how much happier they'd be rn in the timeline where Kamala Harris won 21035
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialHeliocintrini 🔞 @heliocintrini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A weapon of war! Animation by @xazter.bsky.social Sound by @stellarincubus on Twitter Model by @aozorart.bsky.social Rig by @magicallylewd.bsky.social Freyja belongs to me! Voice by @nami955.bsky.social 442609523
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13298221833
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The entire tech industry suffering AI psychosis and doing layoffs because they thought Claude would be able to replace their workers in a few months only for Claude to get unusably worse instead is a master class how not to fall for hype. 1437274
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“We didn’t vote for more expensive goods, we voted for a barbarian king to make us richer by exacting tribute from our subjugated vassals” is true but not exactly comforting to our trade partners. 8873162
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialEric Ansley Díaz 🏳️🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One of the worst things to ever happen in the nerd space was that the Snyderbros got their way in 2020, and now they think they can bully every other DC project until the end of time until their messiah comes back. I so wish this fandom would finally just whither and die. 2321266
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026>imperial concubine controls national security >court eunuchs are ceaselessly fighting for internal influence >the viziers are scheming over who replaces the leader >the leader fritters away all his time repeatedly replacing the grass on the lawn >the palace debt grows greater by the day 481710335
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialNix @nixjeelvy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Is Trump Saddam Hussein? > Ruinous war against Iran > Gilded everything > Bullies oil-rich neighbouring states > Genocidal acts against ethnic minorities > Moron sons on a non-stop crime spree > Hides in boxes > Sets the national economy on fire 427352
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialFuture Clownset 🔞 @futureclownset.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Quick Power Girl sketch 418258
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialNat Harkness 🇵🇷🏳⚧🧹 #VisionDivison @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You can tell they're bitter that The Odyssey and Brand New Day were back-to-back hits so they're SCRAPING the ground at this point. There is no more barrel. 1910336
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialMale Loneliness Epidemiologist @girlinrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don't like it when people call those AI glasses with the cameras in them "pervert glasses". That does a disservice to all honest perverts everywhere 7620181
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 28/07/2026Oohhh that is nasty stuff. These people are disgusting 6585101
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialCosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Marvel Studios is reportedly considering adding Bullseye, Melissa Gold and Abomination to the new Thunderbolts* team in the #MCU. (via thecosmiccircus.com/alexperez-au...) 2538
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialMike Parsons @mmparsons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'd like to read an oral history of the decision-making process that led a sleepy seaside town to outsource their municipal services to an emancipated minor, who himself owns six dogs and about $10B worth of DARPA hardware. 421917
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great. 12781971566
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialneferpitoufan.bsky.social @neferpitoufan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026People forgot the punk park is to signal a society in decay: cyberpunk is literally sci-fi + lowlife and crime. "Solarpunk" is too utopian an aesthetic to be punk and is why it's mostly famous work is a yogurt commercial. 22310
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.social🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩 @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.socialrogerebert.comOne Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-comIf this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. 20800184
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialParsu draws CULTURE @parsu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026She do be blonde and blazin 💦💦 111221269
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialPictomike (COMMS OPEN) @pictomike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mirko for Bunny Day 🐰 #バニーの日 0636156
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialAlt-imate Username @alt-imateusername.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sheila idolizes hulks of all shapes and sizes, but in her fantasies she wants to be a BIG and BULKY as she can be! #she-hulk #fmg #gamma #sizesky YCH commission made by the outstanding @b9tribeca.bsky.social! 0246
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026New in PN: Why Trump deserves all the blame for high gas prices "No POTUS has ever deserved to be hoisted on the petard of gas prices more. That’s not only bc of how he weaponized the issue before, but bc unlike almost every other POTUS, he's actually responsible for where the price is right now."publicnotice.coWhy Trump deserves all the blame for high gas pricesNormally blaming the president is unfair. But not this time. 842624837
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/07/2026COVID was a moment where the liberal consensus about both expert institutions and shared personal responsibility were proven to be incredibly important and it has driven both conservatives and a certain kind of leftist completely insane because it invalidated their worldview 121691341
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialGrumpy-ish Brian🏴🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 16/07/2026 373131714199
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026They lost interest in the Constitution as soon as black and brown people started using it. 42470133
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026One thing that I think is under-considered in this is that AOC was a bartender before she was a congresswoman and I have to wonder if she saw Platner and immediately went “I know that kind of guy” 81647211
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"Make the Green Lantern Oath a SONG" is such an obvious layup I'm amazed it's taken this long for someone to think of doing it. *(this is for a new animated series, not the 'LANTERNS' show) 125911
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/06/2026...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... 1543348750
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialanimotek.bsky.social @animotek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026From Sam Stein: 121075196
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.social@redriverdog @redriverdog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm old enough to remember when rednecks hated the cops and didn't trust the government. Hard work and hard liquor. Some beer and some weed with plans to stick it to "The Man." Now they have The Man's flag in their yard and bumper stickers plastered on their cars. 851034162
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today. 13887262294
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialNanabirdie @nanabird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Absolute Cassandra Cain I couldn't decided on if I liked it with or without the purple toning, so have both lol #Cassandracain #batgirl #batman #batfamily #absolutebatman 08229
Reposted by @astallwitz.bsky.socialIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/06/2026The violent race riots in Belfast are exactly what Trump, JD Vance, and Fox News were trying to make happen to Haitians in Ohio during the campaign and what they wanted to happen to Somalis in Minneapolis as well 872980935