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Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Between Megyn Kelly saying Jane Doe probably liked/deserved it because she's an uggo and Pete Hegseth announcing an upcoming livestream of a firing squad execution, it's a rough week to be an American with even a shred of decency and compassion.
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Nextoad Digital Artist @nextoad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Super rare sign for the McDonald's Monster Mac! This four-patty behemoth was test-marketed back in 1993, when burgers this big were still pretty unheard of. It was specifically pitched as a Halloween promotion, too! 🎃
McDonald's Monster Mac, from 1993.
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
exactly this, pretty much the entire story of the right in the past 10 years is "vice is virtue and virtue is vice"
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Phillip M Jackson @jollyjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay away from corporate. Creativity is wasted on them.
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Deep State-ler and Waldorf @tecaterob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
”Mistah Sinestah’s plan ain’t so smaht“
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back in November 2024 the smart boy pundits were talking about how the Democrats needed to moderate to win back voters. But they forgot this: Trump is a moron who will fuck everything up and the GOP are ghouls who will double down on their most unpopular policies in the least popular possible ways
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/09/2026
my bet is that he'll flip if it's a 50-50 or 51-49 dem senate, so dems need to somehow get to 52 to be safe
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Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is the dominant philosophy in America: Once you disregard the achievements of everyone who is better than you, then you automatically become the best person.
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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
Haim Saban and Avi Arad were going to do a KISS Christmas special. Just as they were about to nail down negotiations, Haim told Avi “now we gut him” in Hebrew. Gene Simmons spoke Hebrew, and said “You asshole, I’m one of you.” Needless to say, the special did not happen.
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ERod 🔨 @erodbuster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We've lost journalist Gloria Steinem. She once infiltrated the Playboy club as a bunny and exposed their unfair working conditions. When DC took Wonder Woman's powers and costume away, she wrote an article to shamed them into restoring the character. RIP Legend
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One wonders if Republicans ever think about how much happier they'd be rn in the timeline where Kamala Harris won
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Heliocintrini 🔞 @heliocintrini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A weapon of war! Animation by @xazter.bsky.social Sound by @stellarincubus on Twitter Model by @aozorart.bsky.social Rig by @magicallylewd.bsky.social Freyja belongs to me! Voice by @nami955.bsky.social
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The entire tech industry suffering AI psychosis and doing layoffs because they thought Claude would be able to replace their workers in a few months only for Claude to get unusably worse instead is a master class how not to fall for hype.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“We didn’t vote for more expensive goods, we voted for a barbarian king to make us richer by exacting tribute from our subjugated vassals” is true but not exactly comforting to our trade partners.
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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of the worst things to ever happen in the nerd space was that the Snyderbros got their way in 2020, and now they think they can bully every other DC project until the end of time until their messiah comes back. I so wish this fandom would finally just whither and die.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>imperial concubine controls national security >court eunuchs are ceaselessly fighting for internal influence >the viziers are scheming over who replaces the leader >the leader fritters away all his time repeatedly replacing the grass on the lawn >the palace debt grows greater by the day
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Nix @nixjeelvy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is Trump Saddam Hussein? > Ruinous war against Iran > Gilded everything > Bullies oil-rich neighbouring states > Genocidal acts against ethnic minorities > Moron sons on a non-stop crime spree > Hides in boxes > Sets the national economy on fire
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Future Clownset 🔞 @futureclownset.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Quick Power Girl sketch
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Nat Harkness 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧🧹 #VisionDivison @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can tell they're bitter that The Odyssey and Brand New Day were back-to-back hits so they're SCRAPING the ground at this point. There is no more barrel.
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Male Loneliness Epidemiologist @girlinrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't like it when people call those AI glasses with the cameras in them "pervert glasses". That does a disservice to all honest perverts everywhere
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 28/07/2026
Oohhh that is nasty stuff. These people are disgusting
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Marvel Studios is reportedly considering adding Bullseye, Melissa Gold and Abomination to the new Thunderbolts* team in the #MCU. (via thecosmiccircus.com/alexperez-au...)
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Mike Parsons @mmparsons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'd like to read an oral history of the decision-making process that led a sleepy seaside town to outsource their municipal services to an emancipated minor, who himself owns six dogs and about $10B worth of DARPA hardware.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cover for the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven. Except for those class traitors in the Paw Patrol has been added
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neferpitoufan.bsky.social @neferpitoufan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People forgot the punk park is to signal a society in decay: cyberpunk is literally sci-fi + lowlife and crime. "Solarpunk" is too utopian an aesthetic to be punk and is why it's mostly famous work is a yogurt commercial.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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🏳️‍🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩 @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social
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One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com
If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.
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Parsu draws CULTURE @parsu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
She do be blonde and blazin 💦💦
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Pictomike (COMMS OPEN) @pictomike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mirko for Bunny Day 🐰 #バニーの日
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Alt-imate Username @alt-imateusername.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sheila idolizes hulks of all shapes and sizes, but in her fantasies she wants to be a BIG and BULKY as she can be! #she-hulk #fmg #gamma #sizesky YCH commission made by the outstanding @b9tribeca.bsky.social!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026
New in PN: Why Trump deserves all the blame for high gas prices "No POTUS has ever deserved to be hoisted on the petard of gas prices more. That’s not only bc of how he weaponized the issue before, but bc unlike almost every other POTUS, he's actually responsible for where the price is right now."
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Why Trump deserves all the blame for high gas prices
Normally blaming the president is unfair. But not this time.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/07/2026
COVID was a moment where the liberal consensus about both expert institutions and shared personal responsibility were proven to be incredibly important and it has driven both conservatives and a certain kind of leftist completely insane because it invalidated their worldview
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They lost interest in the Constitution as soon as black and brown people started using it.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
One thing that I think is under-considered in this is that AOC was a bartender before she was a congresswoman and I have to wonder if she saw Platner and immediately went “I know that kind of guy”
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Make the Green Lantern Oath a SONG" is such an obvious layup I'm amazed it's taken this long for someone to think of doing it. *(this is for a new animated series, not the 'LANTERNS' show)
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/06/2026
...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
chair of the us arctic research commission tom dans: "My view is that the US could take all the seafood greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China - and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster"
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animotek.bsky.social @animotek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
From Sam Stein:
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@redriverdog @redriverdog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm old enough to remember when rednecks hated the cops and didn't trust the government. Hard work and hard liquor. Some beer and some weed with plans to stick it to "The Man." Now they have The Man's flag in their yard and bumper stickers plastered on their cars.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
Rodger Rabbit shoe being dipped into the green waters of DC.
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Nanabirdie @nanabird.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Absolute Cassandra Cain I couldn't decided on if I liked it with or without the purple toning, so have both lol #Cassandracain #batgirl #batman #batfamily #absolutebatman
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/06/2026
The violent race riots in Belfast are exactly what Trump, JD Vance, and Fox News were trying to make happen to Haitians in Ohio during the campaign and what they wanted to happen to Somalis in Minneapolis as well
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