Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Between Megyn Kelly saying Jane Doe probably liked/deserved it because she's an uggo and Pete Hegseth announcing an upcoming livestream of a firing squad execution, it's a rough week to be an American with even a shred of decency and compassion. 0115
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey quick question: How many of those Cornell guys are trans? How many are illegal immigrants? Oh. Ok then. 110
Reposted by Andi EColin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you’re laughing. my dad just found out dum has a b in it and you’re laughing 1123
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sooooo is anyone going to tell him that Canada is also part of the Americas? 010
Reposted by Andi EYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899272192
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Ok Grandpa, you've already told this story, time for bed. 000
Reposted by Andi EDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 13/07/2026One of the most memorable scenes in the history of cinema. RIP Sam Neill 17869851219
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke with my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning and he told me he still hasn't forgiven Splinter for not adopting him 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Never thought I'd live to see so many fireworks in a straight horizontal line but here we are 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Me, a person who used to be really fun: Oh hell yeah, yard waste service started for the season, better get that bin out to the street 051
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Has anyone told Republicans that there are unborn babies in Iran? Would that help? 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Everything is terrible so here's a picture of my cat looking magnificent (i.e. fat & a little dumb) to make you smile #caturday 070
Reposted by Andi Etaylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis 327233397731
Reposted by Andi EChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game. 15886392158
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Living in Minnesota right now means having your heart shattered every time you turn on the news or chat with your friends or open social media 💔 040
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The good news out of Minneapolis is that ICE kidnappings will be paused during the white nationalist hate march on Saturday since all of the agents will be busy. 010
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Why is the acting president of Venezuela sending armed goons to kidnap Americans? Sounds shady, someone should look into this. 010
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026So, like, I know it's the weekend and stuff, but, uh...where the fuck is Congress? 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026If you can't handle me at my "butthole in your face", then you don't deserve me at my "oh look my butthole is in your face again." --my dog Frankie 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Well shoot, there's been a delay in my order and I guess New Me won't be arriving until Monday. 010
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I just played a round of Battleship with my 9 year old, but to make it more realistic, he only got unarmed fishing boats and I got really drunk while I ranted about the fog of war. 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I love NPR's Thanksgiving programming and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Dave's potatoes are too salty and they're going to help him through it. It's Jessica's first time hosting and her turkey is still frozen and I am deeply invested. Let's do this. 030
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Is it time to order our jumpsuits for the camps, or do we have a little longer still? Do we get to choose our own color or will it be determined by type of infraction? 010
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I think it's worth noting that you can not celebrate a death and not celebrate a life at the same time. 010
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I was surprised to learn that Charlie Kirk was only 31 years old, and I gotta give him credit - he packed a lot of hate and harm into a short life. 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The way his "address to the nation" is really just a reminder of how desperately he wants what Obama had 010
Reposted by Andi EMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 15/06/2025What if you throw a $45 million birthday party for yourself and no one comes? 2717
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I'm not watching the parade, but I AM watching the weather and hoping for the worst ⛈️ 020
Reposted by Andi EAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/05/2025this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r... 357314549902
Reposted by Andi Emaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307305174
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Possibly controversial opinion, but "Mandela effect" people are the worst people. 000
Reposted by Andi EAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/05/2025just finished setting up my own wheat and potato fields, honestly wasnt that difficult i dont understand what youre all so worried about 2634032
Reposted by Andi Eashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 30/04/2025i’m just saying, maybe civilization was a mistake 1010313
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025This Facebook post from a MAGA relative shortly after the election lives rent free in my head 030
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025There is no due process for anyone unless there is due process for everyone. 120
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025So the competing theories for the president's actions seem to be: *He's trying to enrich himself and his friends *He's a traitor and isolating the US to help Putin *He's insane and has no idea what he's doing Cool. Cool cool cool. 010
Reposted by Andi EAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/04/2025i am announcing a 90 day pause in my peanut butter cup consumption, during which i will be increasing my consumption beyond levels ive ever experienced in my life. thank you for your attention to this matter 1885069
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I just feel sorry for all those shiny new factories that I'm sure were already almost operational 010
Reposted by Andi E. @lostphantasm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025full-on losing at backgammon to a pigeon 32128
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Wow Trump is really sticking it to (*checks notes*)...Cambodia 020
Andi E @andi-andy-eddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Is this at all like the Hunger Games? Can I pay to have Red Bull and maybe a new pair of insoles dropped to the Senate floor? 110
