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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 9h

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

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Jay G. @jayau92.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm shocked to see Tuberville attacking furries given his past embrace of the community.

A jubilant Tommy Tuberville hugs Aubie, Auburn University's anthropomorphic tiger mascot, during a post-game celebration after a night game in Jordan-Hare Stadium. Aubie is wearing his typical 01 Auburn football jersey and holds a large orange AU flag.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

From Andy Borowitz: “Court orders Kennedy name removed from RFK Jr.”

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Gingit @virgosprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A Zionist Jew and a non-Zionist Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, “sorrry, we don’t serve Jews”

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"US foreign policy now hardly exists. It’s been replaced by random whims blurted out by an ignorant, easily confused amateur, who hasn’t done his homework, hasn’t thought through the implications of his declarations, and might very well change his mind without warning..." www.ms.now/news/trump-i...

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Trump stumbles into an international incident of his own making in Ireland

The underlying issue is best approached with a nuanced understanding of history, culture, diplomacy and regional politics. Trump skipped all that.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect

A wee baby dik-dik (weensiest antelope) drinking milk from a baby bottle because they are baby. This one is the babiest and makes life worth living to know they are alive. Holy fucking shit is it cute god damn

The same perfect teeniest antelope (which is a dik-dik) that's roughly 12 inches tall staring at the camera because they love you or would if they really KNEW you, the real you who is pure of heart deep down. A person's feet in slippers for scale

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/09/2026

"The US Open prides itself on being an inclusive tennis event for people of all upper-income brackets. Here are some budget-friendly ticket options that are still available..." buff.ly/ZPmXCf5

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US Open Ticket Options for Ordinary Folks

“The US Open prides itself on being an inclusive tennis event for people of all upper-income brackets. Here are some budget-friendly ticket options that are ...

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Cartoon by Robert Ariail

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026

Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sports Illustrated caught the boos for Trump.

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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

German broadcast. Nailed it

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ok this is very good

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 16/07/2026

If I’m looking for the most important character reference of my life, I probably wouldn’t reach out to someone who went to court to be able to not have to be around me. But, then, I have options.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Why Democrats should select Count Binface as their Senate nominee in Maine.

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Ted Wicks @t166er.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Ich bin ein binliner

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I've never found Count Binface funny. But the right having a humourless strop about Count Binface is the most joyous political phenomenon in recent memory.

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Max Gladstone @maxgladstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As far as "books for kids" go I do sometimes wonder if the existence of a YA shelf robs young folks of the joys of early unsupervised exposure to the ranting of depraved communists and libertarian sex-weirdos in the SFF section, an important inoculation when it doesn't destroy 3-10 years of yr life

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Antisemites citing the Talmud as "evidence" of what Jews believe is always funny because it's roughly equivalent to printing out a decade of Bluesky posts and going "this is what autistic people believe"

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/07/2026

Beshear on McConnell: "I'm concerned. I get that we all have a right to privacy for our health, but when you run for an office like mine or Sen. McConnell's you answer to the voters. If you're in the hospital for an entire month, you owe it to the people who elected you to give them an update."

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unironically, America needs a Honey Huan:

Doonesbury from 1970s where mao's translator ignores his more insane pronouncements.

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Cathy🟧 @kitterlecathy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In case you haven't seen this today.

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Nightmarica @n1ghtmarica.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Troll Claim: Hakeem Jeffries did bare minimum (or nothing) other than "strongly worded letters" Anyone who has been tuning in knows that is disinformation and troll fuckery that inures to the benefit of Republicans and other detractors (like DSA) Rebuttal:

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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The heat has a chance to do the funniest thing

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RubinRubin 🌈 @thetallsister.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

States who think Trumps Freedom 250 is. 💩 Oregon, Washington, Massachusetts, Illinois, Connecticut, Maine, Rhode Island, and North Carolina

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Are they finally child-proofing the White House?

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Trump said the repairs would cost $1.8 million. It ended up costing $14 million. The company doing the repairs got a no-bid contract that baked in a 20% profit margin. The typical federal construction contract profit margin is 6% to 12%. Where’s the uproar about waste, fraud, and abuse now?

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Spurs strategy of hitting all the shots in the first half and hitting none of the shots in the second half being tested

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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Everyone on this plane to JFK is friends now. Knicks in five.

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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 11/06/2026

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

knicks just sent ted cruz tickets to game five

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Every baby born in NYC tonight is gonna be named OG Anunoby

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

mamdani put that game on bus stop tvs and wu tang clan did halftime and it was like saging the entire city of new york

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Professor Declan Patrick Aloysius MacManus @bdonedone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Think about it. The Spurs had a big lead, and then at the end the Knicks scored a bunch and the Spurs didn’t! It’s diabolical, and we need to look into it.

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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Spurs had it won and then somebody "found" a whole bunch of Knicks points in the middle of the night.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Again, Bill Pulte is a 38-year-old -- no really, 38 -- who only holds a BA in broadcast journalism and absolutely zero experience in the intelligence field. He has no qualifications for this job at all. Aside from being a psychotic lickspittle to the president.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Republicans say James Talarico ordered a vegan taco. Democrats say that it wasn't vegan because it had both egg and cheese—doubling down on the cultural elitism that has cost them so dearly in recent elections.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The right wing freakout about The Odyssey is kind of amazing. Now they're all mad that Odysseus doesn't go snorkeling off a yacht.

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The DEI is one thing, Nolan is desecrating Greece the country as well.

This is the beach in Greece, vs the movie. Gross.

L pic of Greek vacation resort. R pic misty beach scene from the Odyssey.

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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 12/05/2026

All of these estimates presume the least favorable ancillary expenses for Sen. Van Hollen. In all likelihood, the service/grat was closer to 25%, the bill wasn’t tax exempt, and the minimum menu price was even higher. tl;dr this wasn’t the gotcha Kash was hoping for.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

These are actual Freedom Riders, now elderly, sitting together decades after risking their lives to challenge segregation in the American South. On May 4, 1961, they rode buses south to defy illegal segregation in terminal facilities.

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Christopher D. Brown @cdbrow1.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

@kenwhite.bsky.social I have a question about Contract law....

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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Tested with cognitive test three times...for obvious reasons.

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