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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Porter Wagner sure thought he was hot shit back in his day, but ultimately he's just a footnote in Dolly's story.

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Sara Manns @whatsarasaid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the strongest argument in history for the Cleveland Browns letter: I thought you would want to know some asshole is sending out stupid letters under your name. And it should come from *Marshall’s* campaign manager, to the lawyers who send the c&d.

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Jason B @faroutspacetick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The GOP playbook in one tweet.

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She wasn’t there, obviously, being busy betraying her clients. (When I said I didn’t like humans working security you thought I was just being an asshole, right?)

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Sternberg Natural History Museum in Hays, Kansas, is closing due to budget cuts. The Kansas legislature, long hostile towards science education, cut its funding and the university cannot cover the shortfall. This museum has long been my favorite paleontology resource. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The courtyard at Kansas City's Liberty Memorial, showing the sphinx statues.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026

To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This works, btw. It's actually pretty incredible and heady just how powerful it is in practice. Every time I've done it the impact is pretty memorable.

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting dressed to go to the Renaissance festival and I forgot the cardinal rule: boots BEFORE bodice.

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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh shit my reading doesn’t look good

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't want to take your guns away. I want to help you live in a world where you don't think you need them.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I can go to the lesbian bar without putting on a mask.

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"This news article is free to read." All I have to do is create an account and sign over my soul (that clause is buried in the terms and conditions). Not today, Crowley!

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

THIS FUCKING GUY. I get home a little late and he's yelling at me about his dinner. I feed him and he's yelling about his bedtime snack of baby food. Which he doesn't get until 8:00 (he can't read clocks). He yelled at me nonstop for 2.5 hours last night.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Always available for a good guillotine meme.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses.

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I guess Trump is learning that "national security" isn't a put them all in jail free card.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

President Trump lambasts court order overturning press ban, saying that Politico was within two week of obtaining nuclear weapons.

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This mans' imagination is next level

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Chalkboard sign posted outside an ice cream shop. The word "ice cream" is written with an arrow pointing to the shop door. The words "cruel world" are posted with the arrow pointing out to the world at large.

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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 24/09/2026

Can't believe we have to say this in 2026, but for the love of cheese PLEASE 🥺 WASH 🫧 YOUR 🫵 HANDS 🤲 you should not have to talk to your doctor or pharmacist about this just. freaking. do it.

A screengrab of an official CDC post. In the background, a small person is cupping their hands under a stream of water while a larger person cups their hands around the smaller person's hands. The foreground text reads "Talk to your doctor or pharmacist about which actions they recommend you take: frequent handwashing, surface disinfecting, getting a vaccination, opening windows or using air filters, testing and treatment."

But like. Most of these things you should just... do??? why are you talking to your doctor about opening a window. Wash your hands goddammit. Clean your countertops. This is just basic stuff, folks.

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

President Zelenskyy speech at the UN summit 2026

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Ro @ramblinro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wednesday Thought…😊😁

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The landscaping service used by my apartment managment is working today and it's loud and I can smell the exhaust from the equipment and I am SUPER annoyed by this, and I imagine this is what it feels like to live next to a data center.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In the richest, most powerful country in the world, it just shouldn't be this hard to afford groceries, pay your mortgage, or see a doctor.

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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

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Aspen Junge @aspenjunge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

<gives elderly cat his favorite treat> <elderly cat doesn't eat it> <realizes cat hasn't eaten in 24 hours> <cat is also deaf and has a habit of sleeping very soundly> It's like they WANT to give you anxiety!

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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The economist  told me  the coming months  will just be worse. The epidemiologist  told me  the coming months  will just be worse. The climatologist told me the coming months  will just be worse. The historian  told me  nothing at all  she just sighed.

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Emotional support kitty

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

😽😽😽..

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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true