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D.M. Schmeyer

@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
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He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out. www.kusklaw.com

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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This works, btw. It's actually pretty incredible and heady just how powerful it is in practice. Every time I've done it the impact is pretty memorable.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's an author. An *incredible* author It's her job. People work for money. News at 11. The only artists who refuse to "sell out" as the socks having a go at her define it are the artists nobody ever asked.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lesson that *still* needs to be learned: Many things that upset you are terrible. A thing upsetting you doesn't make it terrible.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've thrown passes. This is maybe the most athletic catch I've ever seen. Levels, plural, more difficult than the OBJ one-hander.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People will do everything in their power to duck jury duty then come up with very stern opinions about how a jury should do its job. Go participate in justice unless health, childcare, or desperate poverty is stopping you. It's important and often doesn't last long.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
See, the thing that's tough about jury trials is that convincing many people of the truth or falsity of a thing is difficult all by itself, to say nothing of their being an adversarial party pushing them the other way. Weird shit can happen.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Raygun documentary is...something else.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What happened to Brad Lander isn't okay and anybody for whom it's *really* about "antizionism as opposed to antisemitism" should be saying so.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have this bizarre recurring dream where I'm in school, it's finals time, but I'm pretty sure I have been to one single class all year. I won't call it a nightmare because my reaction is always "lol this is gonna go poorly"
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Idk if there are many boxing people on here, but Filip Hrgovic just drowned Moses Itauma like an old crocodile.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I strongly recommend not boxing through school, holding pencils becomes hard.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Median announcing they were releasing intentional bad polls is... So not surprising.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Man, if there's one thing I'd *really* like to see people left of center stop doing because it turns off literally everybody, it's diagnosing people you don't know. You can say you disapprove of a behavior without doing that, and should.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is almost certainly the very best he could have done.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone has a right to organize and demonstrate as they will, sure, but that doesnt mean this ain't extremely bizarre.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You know, say this for politics-as-theatre these days, the plot twists are getting less predictable.
people.com
Disgraced Ex-Rep. Eric Swalwell Had Fling with Stephen Miller’s Wife, Katie, When She Was a 22-Year-Old Intern, Report Reveals
A new report states that former Rep. Eric Swalwell and Katie Miller had a fling while she was a 22-year-old intern. Swalwell recently resigned from Congress amid sexual abuse claims, which he denies, ...
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Im all seriousness, good.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Psssh. Who would hire over social media? *cough*
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One thing that's important to look at when an incumbent is challenged in a primary is whether they do the work of an office holder in district. Sometimes incumbents win because they're present and effective congresspeople and their constituents like them, national moods aside.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One of the most destructive things I've seen on cable news, sure, I agree. But abusers act like this *all* the time. Seen a hundred like it, seen a hundred worse, any lawyer with experience in family law or suing bad people will know what they're looking at 30 seconds in.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I gotta admit, when Moreno was getting pilloried for not speaking out against Miller for hurting his daughter, I didnt think he'd course correct at all, much less course correct to actually going scorched earth.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People who can annihilate other people don't really talk like this, because they've been annihilated enough to know to speak softly. The list of baddest men on the planet is really small. If you're not on it, its all relative, and talk like this is a show of weakness.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
...I'm *extremely* confident they could beat a boys high school team. They'd have murked mine, for example.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's wild to me that the people who are constantly sold as the creme of the profession apparently can't even spell "leverage".
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One of the myths I think people need to let go of is this idea thay getting frivolously messed with by the cops and the law is a ticket to a payday. The people railroaded by the pool arent getting shit if the judge in the instant matter doesn't award fees, and thats not to them.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thisnis one of the weakest copyright suits I've seen in years, can't believe I hadn't heard of it. Atty fee grant completely appropriate her, as is every iota of the judge's disdain, which the order is *dripping* with.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Psyched for the John Donne cinematic universe. It's gonna be something.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I really liked the Avatar: TLA movie. Had all the same strengths, and admittedly the same weaknesses, as the original series, but was incresibly nostalgic and at times, damn cool.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I could get tbis dude over a 150k a year back in about 5 minutes, yeah.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Get woke, go broke" I mean in the meantime, the latest movie tagged with "woke" is sold out for 2 weeks and my options to see it are staying up until 3 am, so I'd say its probably gonna do pretty well.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
...yeah I was too worried. This is worse than the Biden debate, he sounds like an utter imbecile.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Internal polling shows the GOP at serious risk of losing the Senate even if the Dems don't knock off Collins. Trump's rumored imminent speech in GA is going to be an attempt to knock off those already seated. If he declares war, it needs to be received by party apparatus as such.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"But why wouldn't she report..." Y'all, if you're saying that in 2026, for the love of God, learn a thing or two. Here's one example of how that often works for people.
coloradopolitics.com
Routt County DA’s office faces multiple investigations after it drops high-profile rape case
Routt County’s District Attorney's Office is under increased scrutiny for failure to prosecute the alleged rape of a nationally ranked cross-country skier.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was one of the guys of all time.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here's a free tip to predict fights accurately, folks. Old and rusty fighters typically don't do very well. Stop falling for this. It was embarrassing enough with Mike Tyson.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I said in May Collins was going to crush this dude.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have an uncommon name, so when I do get mistaken for the others, like when I accidentally receive mail, it's for pretty intimate stuff. I've developed some tells to see if something is mine before I learn something that isn't mine. Today it was "screed from the ex-wife on scented stationary".
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He was going to lose, and some people need to wrap their heads around it. Backing a scandal plagued Redemption horse who'd never redeemed himself was a bad idea in the beginning. He couldn't beat Collins and a lot of us knew it. The *actual* working class is harder to win over than through cosplay.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And the polling from *last week* is showing that Collins is, very predictably, reeling reelection in. Gotta move on and gotta do whatever needs to happen fast.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is particularly risible in phrasing, sure, but I need a lot of folks to realize how much like this they've been sounding to a whole lot of people.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What I'm saying is there were a group of people who were right about this guy and a group of people who were wrong, and I'm frankly pretty proud we kept speaking up when the wrong people were *desperate* for us to shut up.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everybody with an ounce of life experience knew this was coming. If you didn't, acknowledge what you just learned about your own blindspots. Pieces of shit don't stop.being pieces of ahir, and they are pieces of shit in most to all corners of their lives. More is coming. Push him out now.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He's right avout the consequences and the benefits. But many law firms also how no idea what makes a good partner, and get guided by some hilariously foolish criteria. I had people tell 26 year old me to my face I didn't belong in this business, I'd destroyed my career before it began, etc.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm a law partner, I was a damn good ballplayer, my poetry isn't bad, and I have been on *so* many dates. Too many. I'd make a quip about how what he brings to the table doesn't seem so great, but there will always be starfuckers like Nuzzi, so, wth.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Take it from a guy who knows how fighters make money and sell fights: Giving the UFC guy notoriety for the shit he talked on the mic is going to make him rich. Roll your eyes and move on. The more you invest yourself in him, even if its in his inevitable downfall, the more he wins in the end.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I've fought outside in 100 degree heat. The bigger guys are gonna be in some real difficulty if their bouts don't end with the quickness. There are some tricks that help, but they don't help long.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My favorite part about sports comebacks is watching them become self-sustaining. It's not just the Knicks heating up, though they are, and are moving the ball very well. Spurs are in active collapse right now. This is when a great coach earns the adjective.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It wasn't just that her oval office mistake was bad optics that made people sour on her, contrary to the histrionics from Resistlib types. It's that it was clearly a really good snapshot of who she was in a way her PR couldn't bleach.
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anybody have a good referral for a North Dakota employment lawyer?
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D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oh, shit, we're at the mob violence part of a New York team being good already? Feels early.
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