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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock

@aspeed.bsky.social
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Writer of very gay stories. Only here for my friends. Nonbinary/ace. She/Her. Follow me on Mastodon! lgbtqia.space/@aspeed Also, if you please, support my writing habit! aspeed.itch.io

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Joshua Seigal - 'YAPPING AWAY' out now! @joshuaseigal.bsky.social · 23h
I've just published my debut poetry collection for adults and I am giving it away for free online. Here's a poem from the book, below. I hawked it to some fancy magazines, but no luck. Very proud to self-publish it. Download the entire book here: archive.org/download/the... #BookSky #PoetryCommunity
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Jason Bean @comradedantes.bsky.social · 22h
Hey, Good Morning! We’re continuing the spooky season reading with @elizabethhand.bsky.social ‘s ‘A Haunting on the Hill’😼
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21h
Oh no question:
youtube.com
Kids in the Hall “you thanked hitler!”
YouTube video by Mark Joseph Davis
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Sky's Reads @skysreads.bsky.social · 22h
Morning womble!! Just started reading The Alice Network by Kate Quinn after finishing There Is No Antiemetics Division yesterday (incredible book). Really surprised by Alice Network so far, really enjoying it!! Went into it knowing nothing, saw it in library and blurb sounded neat.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 04/10/2026
Trying to trick myself into sleeping on a plane by telling myself I’m just doing some completely routine dissociating but with my eyes closed
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Rachael Stott @rachaelstott.bsky.social · 22h
Happy stress day everyone!
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 22h
…but mostly comedy
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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(to the tune of american woman) 🎶rotisserie chicken🎵
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Anne Charnock @annecharnock.bsky.social · 22h
“Shrubsole said the government must agree a plan to re-wet the UK’s peat bogs, restore lost ponds in farmers’ fields, and stop grouse moor owners setting fire to moorland.”
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Revealed: Government quietly dropped plan to prepare England for wildfires
FOI request shows wildfire risk scheme scrapped, as data highlights many fire services lack proper protective gear
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22h
this is of course about “Boyfriend Material” but I just finished “After Hours at Dooryard Books” last night which I ALSO felt was making Steeleye Span references, so I do just want to say up front for those interested that that’s a surefire way to get five stars from ol’ C-Dubs
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dropkick murphys fans not fuckin around
Girl wearing a shirt that says I.C.E. Can gargle my balls
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $295/$700 @garaktailor.com · 04/10/2026
Minneapolis is the greatest city in the world.
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Adanedhel🌹 @danielwaweru.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many wonderful suggestions in replies
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 22h
Whatever ungodly sum they had to pay Sigourney to record this two minutes of audio as Ripley, it was worth EVERY. FUCKING. PENNY.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 22h
'People gave it their CREDIT CARD DETAILS?!!?!?!!!!'
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Gautam Bhatia @gautambhatia88.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best of compliments!
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm just going to say it: Will Smith should have slapped him harder.
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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @eliseswords.eurosky.social · 23h
There's still plenty of room for more Trans authors in this SciFi & Fantasy bundle. Also, I forgot to say in the criteria below; Romance and NSFW which also has a SciFi/ Fantasy plot is welcome.
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PJC Cahill @pjccahill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chills, Thrills & Kills! A very big and spooky bundle of creepy and cozy reads perfect for this year's Halloween season! My Demon King Daughter, book 1 is included in this massive deal! 93 books for $69 USD itch.io/b/3904/chill... #booksky 📢📚
Chills, Thrills & Kills
An Itchio Bundle | 93 books for $69 [USD]
'A very big and spooky bundle of creepy and cosy reads perfect for this year's Hallowe'en season!'
Hosted by Indie Book Spotlight
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Spaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social · 23h
God I would look so damn regal sipping Jameson out of that with a couple Modelos alongside for good measure. People would come from miles around to pay tribute and offer goats.
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Bruce Arthurs @brucearthursaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This gave me a good laugh. (from @accordionguy.bsky.social 's "Saturday Picdump" of tech-related memes, cartoons, etc.)
A military execution by firing squad. The condemned person is tied to a wooden post in front of a wall. The condemned man is covered in black ink, with overspray on the wall behind him leaving a negative shadow on the wall. Ten or so feet in front of the prisoner, a large squid lays on the ground, a spray of squid ink stretching between it and the prison.

To one side, two soldiers stand. One, an officer, holds a piece of paper in his hands, looking at it closely.

Caption: "Damn autocorrect."
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, George Lucas remains a schmuck but his wife is pure class. She made him make the museum souvenirs and food cheap so that schoolchildren without much money can still have a good day, because she says she remembers how bad it felt to go on expensive field trips. It DOES.
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Ginger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 23h
Joko Anwar's Ghost in the Cell is a gory Indonesian horror-comedy that takes its time to scare, then makes up for it. Hope Madden on prison body horror with a good heart. gnofhorror.com/ghost-in-the-cell-re… #HorrorComedy #JokoAnwar @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social
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Ghost in the Cell Review: Joko Anwar’s Gory Prison Romp
Ghost in the Cell review: Joko Anwar mixes ghastly prison body horror with jokes, dancing and real warmth. Slow to scare, but unexpectedly fun.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actual image of the dating scene.
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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 23h
This part. Please pay attention.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23h
Decade later and I still don't really know (or want to know) what "I moved on her like a bitch" means
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Will Sommer @willsommer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New development this afternoon: Ben Shapiro's pro-ICE movie has lost its right to film in a Montana town, after city officials voted to suspend their filming permit. bsky.app/profile/will...
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Scott @sinestrouk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some useful advice here.
which.co.uk
How to remove AI from your life - Which?
AI is becoming increasingly tricky to avoid, but you may not want or use the features it offers. Find out how to switch off or limit AI on Android, Apple devices, and Windows computers
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Can't wait until an A.I. Stan Lee gets to tell listeners of TRUE BELIEVER that everything they just heard about him in the audiobook is utter lies
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone knows that most guys have a bad Kermit impression and a bad Jimmy Stewart impression just hair-trigger primed to deploy, but less well known is that for those of us of a certain age, we also have a bad Suzy Izzard impression on the stocks
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
I wonder if the makers of the indie-horror sequel "The Last Temptation of Becky" are as mad at me as I am at them about the fact that our respective products are coming out within a few weeks of each other
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Geneve Flynn @geneveflynn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my goodness, thank you, @australasianhorror.bsky.social, and congratulations to all the winners and finalists for the Shadows Awards. So much incredible talent! Thank you to @garnetonwinter.bsky.social for including my story in SILK & SINEW, and to @badhandbooks.bsky.social!
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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock @aspeed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I might watch it later myself. 👍
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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock @aspeed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shudder has some intriguing things, including Exit 8, which I think is actually better than Backrooms, but I think Kanopy actually has the better slate of horror movies overall. I mean, weird but true.
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Transgender World @transgenderreport.com · 03/10/2026
Leading US trans rights org Trans Equality cuts nearly half its union membership www.lgbtqnation.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
lgbtqnation.com
Leading US trans rights org cuts nearly half its union membership
Staff at Advocates for Trans Equality say management led with "cruelty and threats."
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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock @aspeed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I'm going to see what Shudder has to offer.
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Wole Talabi | Preorder THE FIST OF MEMORY @wtalabi.com · 03/10/2026
Incredible to see THE FIST OF MEMORY featured as one of October's best sci-fi and fantasy books from LitHub! lithub.com/time-travel-...
Wole Talabi, The Fist of Memory
(DAW, October 27)
In this first contact technothriller, a mysterious spaceship carrying an alien hive mind called the Irunmole appears above Nigeria. As the extraterrestrials prepare their arrival, down on the surface several strangers find their fates linked. Itumeleng is a South African astronomer who has put aside his family’s faith and traditions, yet it’s those visions that aid him in identifying the Irunmole in the first place. Meanwhile, conflicted assassin Tope takes another typical job from witchdoctor Baba, only for everything to go sideways and send her on the run—right in the path of Itumeleng, who also recognizes her from his visions. Add in another assassin, obsessed with the singular memory of the title, and you have a thrilling new take on first contact.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My brother just found some dirt cheap Gunpla in a shop, and got me a classic Gundam kit. My first.
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It Begins Nasa
ALT: It Begins Nasa
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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock @aspeed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a classic.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.
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harpy @harpy.party · 01/10/2026
yard skeletons are free if you peel them out of a person
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Solving problems by presenting different, bigger problems
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
support local businesses right i cant even support myself
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all pretty fucked up, man.
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Joanna🌱 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss the simpler times
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Milhouse: He's Back, In Pog Form!
Alt: Simpsons gif. Milhouse to Bart: He's back, in pog form!
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