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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock

@aspeed.bsky.social
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Writer of very gay stories. Only here for my friends. Nonbinary/ace. She/Her. Follow me on Mastodon! lgbtqia.space/@aspeed Also, if you please, support my writing habit! aspeed.itch.io

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 53m
What’s that one movie where the cars can talk
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 1h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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film-authority.com @film-authority.bsky.social · 1h
My double-bill of films about invisibility concludes with the granddaddy of the genre; Claude Rains and Gloria Stuart in James Whale's 1933 classic The Invisible Man. This film is like a jolt of cocaine; there's a free link to the whole movie included... 4 out of 5 film-authority.com/2026/09/30/t...
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The Invisible Man (1933) - film-authority.com
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 6h
Time for this classic again.
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 47m
Update #19592 from QUASAR (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Anti-Ham Sandwich 2. Subsonic Tears 3. Astromycological Writer Terminal
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Anti-Ham Sandwich
2. Subsonic Tears
3. Astromycological Writer Terminal

Actual coordinates: 7.6665° N, 9.6321° W
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15h
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Ian Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 6h
"Insomnia deserves attention as a warning sign of the status of brain and mental health. Issues with sleep are often overlooked when addressing mental health concerns." abcnews.com/Health/insom...
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Insomnia linked to higher risk of dementia, suicide, stroke and other major health issues: Study
Insomnia may be linked to an increased risk of stroke, dementia and several mental health conditions, a new study finds.
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DanSkinnerArt @danskinnerart.bsky.social · 6h
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Proud Geek LGBTQ+ Bookshop @proud-geek.co.uk · 1h
Queer romance, adult lit-fic and paranormal fantasy – here are some of the LGBTQ+ books that came out in September 2026 at proud-geek.co.uk (A list of the books featured in this video can be found in the alt text.) #queerbooks #booksky
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 58m
really enjoy being a funny-looking goblin. being hot would not suit me
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 5h
proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other
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Laurel @laurellyonlol.bsky.social · 1h
Apparently not bsky.app/profile/jame...
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 9h
I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 1h
Can anyone recommend a new-ish phone that's not wholly and entirely AI? I have a Samsung S21 Ultra where the battery is dying and there's a patch of dead pixels slowly spreading. Any decent equivalents in the last couple of years that won't add my nudes to some vast AI dataset?
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
As a society, we need to move past the concept of "guilty pleasures" tbh. The world can really use some more joy, and if you get that from bubblegum pop or 80s power ballads, then that's only lovely and to be encouraged
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Adam Cecil @fakeadamcecil.bsky.social · 1h
Suggestions for this week’s Bandcamp Friday?
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 13h
This is so hilariously ridiculous
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Melissa Caruso @melissacaruso.bsky.social · 16h
MORTEDANT'S PERIL by @rjbarker.bsky.social has everything: it's funny, it's gripping and page-turny, it's got plot twists and a murder mystery and the unique amazing bizarre worldbuilding you expect from RJ Barker, the characters are great, ahh, just read it (out now): bookshop.org/p/books/mort...
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Mortedant's Peril
In a city of ancient automata, strange spirits, and sleeping gods, a cleric of death finds his own life on the line in this vividly imagined fantasy murder mystery from the acclaimed author of The Bon...
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 9h
a blinker to show you’re changing moods
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 10h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h
a shitposter-reply guy hybrid known only as the reshitter
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Cuckold dating app called Near Missus
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 7h
3:34am i should go to sleep someone kill bluesky again
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E.M. Faulds / Beth or Taxes / Not em faulds @emfaulds.com · 1h
If I could summon @susiedentwords.bsky.social ...
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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 2h
Humans are messy and imperfect and emotional and funny and they pour that into their art. Why would anyone want to outsource that to the planet-killing plagarism machine?
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 11h
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Guy Shrubsole @guyshrubsole.bsky.social · 1h
“In areas where nature has been allowed to flourish, the ground held more water & the droughts were less severe,” Environment Secretary Angela Eagle will tell conference as she announces £79m for more trees & Local Nature Recovery Strategies #MakeBritainWetAgain www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Half a million trees to be planted in England in three years, says government
Exclusive: Environment secretary Angela Eagle to make pledge as part of efforts to protect against extreme weather
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 8h
After being raped by a man on my hall sophomore year, I couldn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and failed several classes. I had to take out student loans so I could retake those credits. We almost never talk about the financial toll of campus sexual assault on survivors.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 3h
$15 ebooks? One dollar. $10 ebooks? Just a buck. $25 ebooks? You guessed it. 💵 💵 💵 Sale ends this week. Don't dilly-dally, gang.
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Miles Bennell @milesbennell.bsky.social · 2h
Internet Archive has a ton of cool monster mags.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 1h
You’re all dunking but just imagine how difficult it must be to type when thinking’s obviously that difficult for him. Imaging having a brain as smooth as a balloon with the consistency of applesauce and then typing in full sentences. It’s almost impressive
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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock @aspeed.bsky.social · 1h
Apparently there's a perfume named Vendetta. And if it isn't bear mace then it's bullshit.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 2h
If you're playing along at home, today's answer to "what did Guy forget to pack in his gym bag to wear to the office?" is "a belt"! Specifically "a belt for one of his looser pairs of trousers"!
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 2h
Nothing is cooler to a young boy growing up in the 80s/90s than a man who is knives
Shredder, looking glorious in the intro to the '80s/'90s Ninja Turtles cartoon
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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 4h
Walked into my bathroom and Kevin Hart came up through the toilet to tell me about DraftKings.
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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 1h
Sweet Cthulhu...
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 5h
If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care
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Translunar Travelers Lounge @translunartl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Submissions remain open. We are looking for science fiction and fantasy stories 5000 words and under. Although our keyword is fun, don't self reject - our readers and editors have a very wide definition including tragic elements - if the story is good translunartravelerslounge.com/submissions/
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Submissions
Broadly defined, the type of fiction we are looking for is “fun”. [Go to Submissions]
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John Wells @jpwphoenix.bsky.social · 9h
I got on one of my local buses today and, as I was scanning my ticket, the driver pointed to my lanyard. “I don’t recognise that badge. It’s different!” I initially thought he meant one of my many Autism or LGBTQ+ badges. He was pointing at my “Star Trek Picard” commbadge! He was a Trekkie!😁🖖
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 5h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 2h
Finished the novel draft. Still doesn't have a name. Does a book HAVE to have a name?
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Sir David Attenborough: "The trap has been baited with something this particular creature finds impossible to resist."
A box trap with a sign that reads, "Free Donuts" next to a police car.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 2h
me: a dog named scoby doo who drinks kombucha executioner (pulling a lever): ok
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 8h
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sometimes my favorite part about knowing how to draw is knowing how to draw poorly on purpose
A poorly drawn cat saying “oh dear”
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 2h
Fun facts about Untitled Novel's protagonist: 1. Has killed eight people before the first page 2. Immune to rabies and most common poisons 3. Has never been hugged
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
#WritingCommunity, describe your book poorly THE GHOSTKEEPER: a codependent twink tries to teach cognitive behavioral therapy to ghosts, and it goes about as well as you’d expect 💀👻
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 2h
one of my favorite things to do at the library is to just take out one or two of the smallest books I can find in the fiction section
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 12h
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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