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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2024

it is legitimately unbelievable that I have to know what a pivot table is when I was meant to tend to a large spit of roasted chickens for the rowdy but lovable patrons of a fantasy inn

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today’s Baseball Name is Guy Bunting

Guy Bunting
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
Full Name: Guy Bunting
View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen

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Robert Francis @birdhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional

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✦ @wuol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

a myre from may that i forgot 2 post

digital drawing of a dragon swimming between the swaying stalks of a warmly lit kelp forest, her eyes are closed as she swims forward.

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Andy 📡 @aspaceperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I only have like a few pages left to write and/or reformat to finish my dissertation but im sooooooo laaazzyyy

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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DJ told us it’s time to separate the wheat from the chaff. DJ told us its time to fertilize the fields with the blood of the Old Enemy

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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 26/09/2026

bennett apples, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1929

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Click Here to Join My Purgatory

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...

Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts

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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 23/09/2026

Kohelet agrees: dumber is better

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Enhance

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Much to my surprise, "John le Carré" is a pseudonym, and he's not actually French—he's English. His real name is John The Car.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there's a crazy event happening

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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

going to the dentist with one of these hidden in my throat

snake nut can. can with snake that jumps out prank

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026

Fire is invented.

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Andy 📡 @aspaceperson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

1% "milk"? c'mon brother I have tap water at home!!

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: CAN YOU LET CLEANERS KNOW FWD LAV NEEDS DEEP CLEAN A PAX MISSED THE BOWL AND SOILED SEAT LID Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a5d66b5c666 F: #f3b5af8d2ea

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Peetoom🐺🍺 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Scratching my shit up against a tree trunk

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: JUST HAD A PORK-STRIKE AS A MATTER OF FACT.... UP FOR SOME SMOKED RIBS Area: Cleveland, OH, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a179ba891a6 F: #f0eee3f941f

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: I GUESS THIS IS THE DAY HELL FROZE OVER.... -SMILEY FACE- Area: Canton, OH, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a179ba891a6 F: #f0eee3f941f

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Page @impage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Listen to the void

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Islands @islands.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Rausch, 2019 another oldie (last one)

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Slime and goop will guide thy hand

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Andy 📡 @aspaceperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

what if instead of "woke" it was "wet"

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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 07/09/2026

google dot com when is it my turn google dot com is wanting things evil google dot com how to ablate away all desire google dot com self actualization easy tips and tricks google dot com bakery near me google dot com can i achieve fulfillment with tasty treats instead

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Eric Williams @geoliminal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

did a hookworm write this?

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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Today’s walk

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/08/2026

The dam bursts.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/08/2026

Creative dog writing

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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

not a particularly 'funny' piece but i love the mise-en-scene here

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Kevin M. Gill @kevinmgill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Large dust devil near the Mars Perseverance Rover on Sol 1966 (yestersol). NASA/JPL-Caltech/Kevin M. Gill

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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 01/09/2026

my cousin was annoying me so I had him relocated to sector B

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Air to Ground Message: VOMIT PAX HAVE BEEN WARNED 2X ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING. FEMALE IS NOW SLEEPING. NO ISSUES NOW. BUT WILL KEEP POSTED. WE DIDN'T SERVE Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a48b61575f9 F: #ffcd5a8e380

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Air to Ground Message: YEEEHAAW. LOOKS LIKE WE BEAT THE WX. HOW BOUT THAT PARTNER. THX 4 YOUR HELP TONIGHT WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT Area: Somerville, NJ, USA Type: Boeing 737-700 A: #abb0be2a681 F: #f72e71ec7e1

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly

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Andy 📡 @aspaceperson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There’s some guys out there that suck. And someone should do something about that.

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 25/08/2026

the regime has released visual data on the current composition of the 666-seat general assembly following the Year 13575 general election.

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Mariiiiiiii🥝 @gaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

GAMESCOM would be a beautiful name for a soviet bureau

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