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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 4h
this is where elden ring really shines
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 10h
it would be cool if there was a single politician in america that also held these beliefs
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
always funny how when voyager and TNG do time travel two-parters they're having a bunch of fun hanging out with sarah silverman and mark twain meanwhile the DS9 crew is experiencing Historically Accurate Racism
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Gen Z don't know how to live in the moment. In my day, we'd go to warehouse parties. In freakin' Brooklyn. We had blogs. Open mics. Greenpoint. And yeah, we would get our hearts broken. By Adam. By Marnie. Even by Shosh .. (it is increasingly clear i am remembering HBO's Girls) Ah .. nevertheless,
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shriekingtinman.bsky.social @shriekingtinman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Alternate history where the Cultural Revolution took place in Australia and you had Big Character Posters saying things like Destroy Good Blokeism
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
one time i had to let a police dog in the santiago airport eat a bag of almonds out of my backpack because when i pulled it away an officer in paramilitary gear with a rifle sternly shook his head no at me
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hoop and stick. i know everyone says the sequel is better but 🤷‍♂️
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I signed up for nextdoor a few years back when I was in the suburbs, I've forgotten the password and the recovery doesn't work but they won't stop sending me all the fucking emails unless I delete my account, which I can't do because they won't let me log in
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
people who weren't in college in the late 2010s will never understand the hold Sufjan Stevens had on the culture
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“38 Most Influential BlueSky Posters”
Who is our favorite
Commedia dell'Arte character?
2,500 Americans polled:
Columbine:
0%
Scaramouche:
0%
Pulcinella:
0%
Pantalone:
0%
il Dottore:
0%
Don't know:
100%
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the x-files shooting in vancouver is essential to the mood for sure but it's always funny when the guest actors are clearly doing their best to hide their canadian accents
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
coming to the uncomfortable conclusion that slay the spire 1 kinda sucks compared to slay the spire 2
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I absolutely promise you that if Dario Amodei says “I’m worried the thing we’re building might kill us all” and we say “okay we’re taking you seriously and that sounds like terrorism so you have the right to remain silent”, he’ll start saying something different REAL fucking fast
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
excellent joke here. caption is completely unnecessary
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
imagining a beautiful future where the entire internet is designed to extract maximum engagement from its users, every user is an AI agent designed to maximally engage, and we humans just shut the whole thing off and go outside
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Proship literally is NOT short for 'problematic ship.' It's the prefix 'pro' as in 'for' and the word 'ship.' 'For shipping,' aka supporting all ships' right to exist in fiction without harassing real people over fictional content. I won't say there aren't bad eggs in the proship community-
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gonna be generational when the first big slay the spire 2 content update drops
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
very excited to see what sort of new personality disorders we create as a result of this
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran makes music for antivax nurses who open mouth kiss their off leash german shepherds on tiktoks made to give teenagers eating disorders so may he continue to reap what he's sown
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
choosing to get pissed off about minor things today. no we don't sell stamps, did you see on the door where it says 'library' and not 'post office'
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trying to understand critical analysis of classical music is the most 'orc unable to understand Ulysses' I've ever felt
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
I have hater’s momentum, which is where if you let me talk too long about stuff I don’t like, I’ll say something I don’t mean and can’t take back. Catch me saying like, “Patterned socks are for Republican operatives and people in memory care.” I don’t mean that. I don’t even know what that means.
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
love how northernlion has been playing slay the spire 2 on stream for almost six months now and is still unclear about what cards are in the game. 'itd be crazy to get a static discharge rn' yeah it really would be, ryan
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was sent this screenshot from the other app.
A screenshot from Twitter. 

“Fuck Mizzou, Rock Chlk Algeria bitches”
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my only personal memory of 9/11 is being so so fucking scared that osama bin laden was going to terror strike my midwestern suburban elementary school
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clara moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon @yagye0n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anco fans rushing to drop $70 on concert tickets... bitch what happened to four walls and an adobe slab
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
critical support towards Comrade Bush in his fight against american imperialism
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
reflecting on the fact that the Earth has been around for 31% of the entire history of the universe
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
farming john fettermans in caelid for the oaf set
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
103 and humid, that classic Lower Midwest Mediterranean weather
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You have a rich life living in a giant mall where half the stores are casinos run by a sexual harassment alien, I’d never ask you to give that up
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
fetterman lowkey the most down to earth senator bc who wouldn't be pissed they had to go to three funerals back-to-back
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
supporting @slugworlds.bsky.social for the Bluesky 38 if only so the official Bluesky marketing apparatus has to promote posts like this
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i live in average size american city. we have bad drivers and a common word we pronounce incorrectly. and you better believe we put something unique on a hamburger
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
always funny seeing the 90s perception of Hubble before they fixed the optics where it was seen as this massive expensive boondoggle, now it's probably the single most iconic science object ever created
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
works way better without the caption
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not a particularly 'funny' piece but i love the mise-en-scene here
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 01/09/2026
Sir the question was, How fucked up are America's airplanes right now
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
maximum respect to mr patterson for Getting That Bag but it looks like he doesn't even know where he is
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how it feels to ragebait online
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i also approve of shooting the romanovs but i don't see the causal link between that and a rotisserie chicken-themed bag
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
idaho is utah but without any of the beautiful scenery to redeem it
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sexual magician @psionicwarrior.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
for the first time in almost 200 hours in slay the spire 2, i had a run that had two energy relics and went into act 3 with 5 energy a turn
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