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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 22h
Sox win, cubs lose. good morning 😌
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 11h
Throwing out a courtesy like to an “lol” reply fourteen months after it was posted
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 06/10/2025
i think love and romance call upon us most often to do the simple things. but simple is should not be conflated with easy. sometimes the simple choice is the hard choice
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 20h
my favorite bench in the city
the bench is facing the back wall of a newsstand that’s one meter away
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 22h
Sox win, cubs lose. good morning 😌
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 28/09/2026
I need to become more opportunistic and evil
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 27/09/2026
Eating lunch at an old folks’ home
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 26/09/2026
He’s actually a terrible ABS challenger on the whole, but William Contreras’ walk-off challenge to end the 2nd inning went so hard
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 26/09/2026
y'all remember that one band from 14 years ago.. They Might Be Goated?
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 25/09/2026
game time 😈
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 25/09/2026
Gonna have a big meal in a new city… T minus three hours
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 25/09/2026
sorry I was late to the exam, teach. I was up at 2am riffing about poop with my boys. I killed man, you shoulda seen it
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 23/09/2026
you can literally just put lines on a page
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 22/09/2026
she smack my barm til my pea wet
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 22/09/2026
i have rice, and I can cook the rice, so i must cook the rice. 🍚
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 07/08/2026
my milennial anteater roommate won’t stop talking about her new recipe for overnight ants
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 21/09/2026
forgot that bc I’m moving this week it means I actually need to pack lol
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 30/03/2024
I’m a total sucker for food, drink and general merriment
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nancy 9/15/26
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 12/06/2026
every day is another step towards becoming normal 🚶‍♂️‍➡️
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Yanick @yanick.fm · 10/08/2025
We all got that one homie who shows up with low HP
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that the NTSB is conducting a federal safety investigation of the helicopter crash, but nobody is going to do anything about the original deadly car crash, really shows just how few fucks our country gives about every day traffic violence that kills 40k people every year
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 16/09/2026
just bent my pinky #sideways 😱😫
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Myth of "Expected" Items In Bagging Area
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 28/03/2025
(To the greeter at ALDI) hello, yes, just for one today - could you please point me to your finest groceries?
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 09/02/2026
shoulda never smoked that stuff, now i am on an island of my own making
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 20/02/2026
a lot of life really just depends on what you are giving your attention
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 13/09/2026
lowkey I am going loco 🤪
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glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
gm
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 17/07/2024
Just took a post-dinner digestion walk ama
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 10/09/2026
met a dude Connor from Arizona. Wasup Connor 🫡
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 10/09/2026
gm
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Orbital - Belfast (Remastered) [Visualiser]
YouTube video by Orbital
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 10/09/2026
gm
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Orbital - Belfast (Remastered) [Visualiser]
YouTube video by Orbital
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 31/05/2026
I will continue acting foolishly and enigmatically until morale improves
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 09/09/2026
we got a proper rain today. needed that.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PETE HEGSETH AT THE NEO NURENBERG TRIALS OF 2029: The president had made a formal request to intercept drug dealers before they hit the US border, so that request already means that I needed to execute strikes on either foreign territory or international waters. NATHAN FIELDER: okay.
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 07/09/2026
Xbox gamertag “PeenerGriffin”
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budum @budum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Proto-Euphratean (also called Minionese) is a hypothesized substratum of the Sumerian language. The term "Banana Language" has been proposed based on a characteristic reduplication of syllables in names (e.g. Inanna, Zababa). It is identified with the Minion material culture of Ubaid-era Iraq
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 04/09/2026
next stop on Ben’s fiber arts journey: I wanted to customize my new tote so I took my old Chaco straps and sewed them on the side into the character 四.
my custom tote that now says “四” in green
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 04/09/2026
referring to my bluelight-filtering glasses as my "gamers," the same way one might say "readers" to refer to reading glasses. thank you for reading. cheers
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Dave @chasinbirdeeee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love it when @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social comes right out of the gate throwing 103mph.
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 01/09/2026
my cousin was annoying me so I had him relocated to sector B
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 01/09/2026
Witnessed a citizen almost dragging his dogs along on the walk the morning. Chill homie have some patience… they gotta sniff
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 31/08/2026
Lamine got the crustache. He is absolutely that dude
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 30/08/2026
told you he had hoes
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
having a normal one on r/condiments
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 30/08/2026
Trying to type Doug a bunch but I keep messing up and writing Soug so eventually I just keep it. Sure, his name is Soug
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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dreamed they introduced a 10th baseball position just called "Daughter"
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(⊙_ʖ⊙) @benthusiast.me · 25/08/2026
doing some reading
What if Beans Were Spheres?
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