Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026what i’ve learned from ambiently listening while my husband watches silo is that they love to say the word silo 56125847
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-encouraging-email… 151706194
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialJay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 06/07/2026just one more layoff bro. i promise pro just one more layoff and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more layoff. please just one more. one more layoff and we can fix this whole problem bro 71893540
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar 515549966
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao 88122782400
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026So hard to root for the Knicks when every time out they pan to all the rich people rooting for them and stopping actual fans from getting tickets 020
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Still remains true. Thanks to subtitles, I have now watched one third of Everything Everywhere All At Once 010
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Remember when Caleb Williams threw a 50 yard walk off touchdown pass to win the game against the packers 5245134
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialphil @philjamesson.com · 01/05/2026just heard a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. it ruled. can't wait for the next one 313520
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 26/04/2026About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma” 458206115304
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word! 4132011227
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialRat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Big iced tea matchup on Friday 5889391979
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialphil @philjamesson.com · 13/03/2026pointing up and saying “all glory to God” as i scoop up my magic the gathering cards 18810
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’ttheonion.comThis War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’tGeorge W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more. 90103392824
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/02/2026decided to film this for some reason 1033184
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to. 3860821141
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Moved in with my partner today and I am so god damn happy 110
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialZen @beak.zone · 13/02/2026You are never going to believe what @lollie.me and I got to do this past week. For @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social's Trial by Fieri series we had the privilege of putting the man himself into Majora's Mask. 18479117
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493041133
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 24/01/2026UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight: 19539051725
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Man, what a season. #BearDown 69103121
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026@mighty-leviathan.bsky.social said this when we were chatting yesterday, but it’s still insane to me that 80+% of the population can be against regime change and it will never matter 000
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialRob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 03/01/2026We're going to need a bigger Hague. 213098798
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice. 6486502092
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/12/2025"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this" 241972290
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Gavin Newsom spent the early months of Trump 2 having friendly chats with far-right extremists. He praised Steve Bannon shortly after he gave a literal Nazi salute. Google "Newsom vetoes" for a long list of things he has fucked up for California. He's a snake and you shouldn't trust him. 281509297
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/12/2025sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some 311226110
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)” 14808107
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 17/11/2025As a Bears fan, I don’t think they’re as good as their record, but you have to admit that this performance under a first year head coach is a huge step in the right direction for the organization. Get 2-3 more wins and we’re in playoff contention 010
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit 311726260
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I tap my partner on the shoulder. “You okay hon?” They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.” They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days. 2134
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialHootsuite @hootsuite.com · 25/09/2025Sky’s the limit for your social strategy: Bluesky is now in Hootsuite. Whether you are new to the platform or well seasoned, Hootsuite is the tool to help you unlock your potential on Bluesky. Schedule, publish, and track your Bluesky posts without leaving Hootsuite. Try it today 💙 1072153288
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialgreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 25/09/2025I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop. 232066340
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions. 14567313918647
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 14/09/2025field goal is up and good, mariners lead the angels 10-0 at the half 2471
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialSean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive. 7573021312509
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 29/08/2025It’s so brave for the GEICO gecko to go out into the big wide world. If I was that small I’d just stay in a tiny house with Matt Damon 030
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 28/08/2025They should make lead paint that’s edible 030
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Asa Rhoden was named America’s Coolest Guy, according to Oopla Cool Test 040
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025If you are watching something on an airplane, it is your civic duty to turn on subtitles so Asa can sneak a little peak 050
asaunlimiteb.bsky.social @asaunlimiteb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Good morning to everyone except 1. People who moan loudly in public when they move 2. People who don’t use headphones while blaring videos in public 040
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/07/20251000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere 444934202
Reposted by @asaunlimiteb.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky 9791222162
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