Reposted by Levi RhodenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I am new to being a Lakers fan, it still kinda feels like rooting for TurboTax, but I've been genuinely inspired by LeBron leading a bunch of random dudes with names from a bad Nashville bachelor party — Luke, Jarred, Jaxson, Jake — to a potential sweep. 74135640
Reposted by Levi RhodenBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this. 2069063
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I know what cabal is controlling our government and getting us in middle east wars. It's the elites who get a hardon whenever the word "quagmire" is used in an AP news headline. 130
Reposted by Levi RhodenThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: Still Supreme! Iran’s New Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei On Faith, Fitness, And Supremely Good Sex After 50 432754262
Reposted by Levi RhodenThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan theonion.comExhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of YoshiWASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren... 203016539
Reposted by Levi RhodenThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2026Commentary: If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral theonion.com/if-females-could-get-p… 71701168
Reposted by Levi RhodenRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/12/2025Hyperacute Interdynamics xkcd.com/3178/ 121878178
Reposted by Levi RhodenLocal News International @lni.media · 09/12/2025📈 Number go up! We're grateful to all our readers for reaching 10k subscribers for @davejorgenson.bsky.social's newsletter. High open rate and CTR too! Thanks to everyone @beehiiv.com for their support. On to the next 10k subscribers! Subscribe for free at lni.media 072
Reposted by Levi RhodenPhantom Thief @gearcinco.bsky.social · 07/12/2025LaFleur the toughest twink Ive ever seen 071
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Nope, sorry, we’ve gone too far. Not everything needs a wrapped. 020
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Well the opposite personality is also f’d! 100 years ago, you cold only make/afford a trinket once in awhile. But now with drop shipping, you can buy so. Many. Trinkets. 000
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Shit like this (pun not intended) makes me think the tech nightmare we live in is partly our fault. Mostly tech companies fault but, come on, we’re smarter than this, right? 020
Reposted by Levi RhodenPenny Parker @snapcube.gay · 03/12/2025i still don't think i'll ever top "Papa's Cathedraleria DELUXE" though 870781
Reposted by Levi RhodenAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/12/2025Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics. 1860142844823
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025A lot to say about this, but my main thought is the word “czar” is now part of the American English political canon. Like, probably more than 50% chance its definition is asked for on an APUSH quiz in the next 40 years. 030
Reposted by Levi RhodenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios. 221368203
Reposted by Levi RhodenWes Miller @getwired.com · 29/11/2025Joel Corda: “I’m like Batman. I’m not playing what you want. I’m playing what you need right now.” 161
Reposted by Levi RhodenStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/11/2025To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever 904401731
Reposted by Levi RhodenLevi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Was this the summer the Chicago Bears turned pretty? 111
Reposted by Levi RhodenRoasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning... 158170013280
Reposted by Levi RhodenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈 1374743
Reposted by Levi RhodenTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float 9659139
Reposted by Levi RhodenThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2025Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off theonion.comDetroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving OffDETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f... 974475
Reposted by Levi RhodenDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 20/11/2025We got a strike on TikTok for this video because it featured “disordered eating” and while I should probably be annoyed, I can’t stop laughing 622815
Reposted by Levi RhodenSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 25/11/2025Did the turkey also storm the Capitol on January 6th? 5847978
Reposted by Levi RhodenThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna 572902575
Reposted by Levi RhodenPatrick Johanneson 🚀👻 🇨🇦 @patrickjohanneson.com · 21/11/20258675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set. 242369453
Reposted by Levi RhodenApril Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭 19557
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Alternatively, fun day to do something she hated you doing. 210
Reposted by Levi RhodenStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025This Mooooves me deeply. 5938117
Reposted by Levi RhodenGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair 644558
Reposted by Levi RhodenMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/11/2025"I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."buff.lyDon’t Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense ReportsThanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur... 117853
Reposted by Levi RhodenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Fortnite Moe - The Simpsons 431173144
Reposted by Levi RhodenAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it. 13005947836334
Levi Rhoden @mighty-leviathan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025youtu.be/GKfHcas_cZg?...youtu.be"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on ConanYouTube video by Box Chat 010
Reposted by Levi RhodenGoreville Shriek 😱 @amcnal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i think they should arrest this Jeffrey Epstein guy 0292
Reposted by Levi RhodenRonald Ziegler @ronziegler.bsky.social · 12/11/2025President Nixon never met, spoke with, or did business with Jeffrey Epstein in any way. His brother Edward Nixon was briefly involved in a business venture with Mr. Epstein in the 1980s. When it failed they never spoke again. 312611
Reposted by Levi RhodenNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Jeffrey Epstein said that Trump “knew about the girls.” But what did he really mean? 431008108
Reposted by Levi Rhodenonion person @junlper.beer · 12/11/2025probably something an innocent man would do 140130582700
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