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tommykbs.bsky.social @tommykbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Here's something I saw here on Bluesky that I wish Democrats would say every day: "Trump was elected while Obama was president Trump was elected when Biden was president Trump lost the election while he was president But the democrats are cheating? How?"
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Marisel Morales @marisel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. 1/3
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Transgender People Are Part of Pope Francis' Funeral Rites Today - New Ways Ministry
A miraculous "first" at a Vatican liturgy is a fitting tribute for Pope Francis' message to the church and the world.
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 29/01/2025
hear me out
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marty, @numet.al · 29/01/2025
is this anything
don't tread on me flag but the text reads "gargle my balls"
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
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Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🥹🤩😍 screenrant.com/adventure-ti...
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Adventure Time Is Ready to Revisit the Land of Ooo: Here's What You Need to Know
Ooo's greatest adventurers are back!
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hm, this might make a nice banner.
ALF dressed as the Statue of Liberty, a blue butterfly perched on his crown.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Huddle here.
ALF dressed as the Statue of Liberty.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gotta love the British press.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So, did he stop being a dictator after day one? Just asking.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hi,Jason explains the TikTok ban. www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
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I’m JasonKPargin everywhere
TikTok video by Jason Pargin, author
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
lakotalaw.org/news/2025-01...
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Lakota Law Statement on Leonard Peltier's Release from Prison
Lakota Law's Chase Iron Eyes discusses Leonard Peltier's long-awaited release and the context of his imprisonment.
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Convicted Felon Sworn In as President www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Convicted Felon Sworn In as President
Donald Trump was sworn is as the 47th president of the United States inside the Capitol Rotunda on Monday.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wasn’t expecting to find out about it from Uber, but this is pretty big
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: *sigh* we have elephants wife: we have elephants
An elephant’s head bursts through the wall of a kitchen.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Chase Iron Eyes from the Lakota Law Project proposes a rebranding of today as Truthsgiving. (continued in replies)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Holy crap, I finally got an electric blanket. Now I need a new personality, because exhausted and freezing is off the table now.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Favorite movie, GIF only
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a man is holding a woman in his arms while another man stands behind them .
Alt: Famous scene from The Philadelphia Story, with Jimmy Stewart carrying Kathryn Hepburn as Cary Grant watches.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is a long listen, but so good.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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two men standing next to each other with the words " i-i-i want the knife " on the bottom
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " i-i-i want the knife " on the bottom
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You know what though, there’s absolutely no reason we shouldn’t call them tweets. I mean the word is available and it’s familiar.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m pretty sure that if some CEO got fired from his job & on his way out he told a mob of crazies to show up with zip ties, flag poles and tasers and to bash in the windows & smear poop on the walls, that he wouldn’t get hired back a few years later, but what the hell do I know.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I love this.
A restaurant board sign that reads: “we are not all in the same boat. We are in the same storm. Some have yachts. Some have canoes. And some are drowning. Just be kind and help when you can.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I feel seen
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Horror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 23/11/2024
THIS WILL BE A THREAD! I just discovered something HUGE about BlueSky by accident! You know how FB and Twitter fucked up everyone's feeds to tell you what you're going to see, and from whom, and in what order? BlueSky has a way for you to take control of that! Instructions with pics to follow!
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One of my favorite Jack Handey Deep Thoughts is “If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.” I think that’s how conservatives feel about bluesky
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh, is it Caturday? Please enjoy Wolf on his walk.
A large fluffy, gray, Maine coon cat, wearing a harness, on a leash, sitting on a retaining wall.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
art teacher: Is that a bird or a plane? young clark kent: *crumples self portrait*
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If bluesky is such an echo chamber, where is our chamber of commerce? Huh?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/11/2024
We will all be made so much weaker and so much stupider and so much less human in a world where only the offspring of billionaires are granted the leisure of thinking about anything more than survival
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hm, this place is picking up. It's almost like people don't want to hang out on a wanna-be edgelord's disinformation self-flagellation platform.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
here's today's post: "Morning Joe and Mika Brzezinski disgrace their entire profession" — and so does Dana Bash. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Morning Joe and Mika Brzezinski disgrace their entire profession
and so does Dana Bash
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
So, did a bunch of new people show up? And, do we like them?
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
40 years of wearing makeup and I still don't know what the little pump is for. Do I pump it onto my fingers (goopy waste)? my face (vertical surface)? my makeup brush? I should just embrace my dark circles and freckles.
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 09/02/2024
@jay.bsky.team talks to WIRED about Bluesky 🦋 www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
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Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Says She Won’t ‘Enshittify the Network With Ads’
WIRED spoke with Bluesky CEO Jay Graber about the X competitor opening signups to all, how to crowdsource deepfake porn moderation, Jack Dorsey, and more.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Just tell people you're like Reagan, checkmate
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?
“Report post” screen, with the following options available:

- correct punctuation
- not horny enough 
- british 
- honey just transition already 
- i do not care 
- discourse
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Just me making cheesy fantasy portraits of my cat
Fairly scruffy looking Maine coon kitten photoGenerative art portrait of the same kitten, against a night sky with his name in the background. His name is Wolf, and the O in wolf is being formed by a full moon.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Just got trollpiled on Insta of all places for my extremely fringe belief that cops shouldn’t strangle people, how’s your night going?
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I Don't Really Drink Coffee c[_] But I Need This Mug
Scribble-over of the photo from those stupid xhitter ads, but the mug now reads "This is tea," and has an arrow pointing to the obvious tea bag.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I've decided to call my lifestyle Grinching. You can join me but you have to get your own damn mountain.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Tough times for @elonmusk. Advertisers leaving Twitter, stock prices going down, and the Von Trapp Family slipped through his fingers.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Happy Caturday! This is my kaiju kitten.
Beautiful, floofy Maine coon kitten
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Hahaha the sheer stupidity and lack of business sense
Tweet by Elon Musk, calling advertisers “the greatest oppressors of your right to free speech.“
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
hey look, it's the guy that all the dipshits on xhitter love, out here putting his plans for concentration camps in writing
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
🎵 Take a look, it's my right hook 🎵
A tweety by @PublishersWkly with a photo of LeVar Burton at a dais that reads "'Before we get going, are there any Moms for Liberty in the house? No? Good. Then hands will not need to be thrown tonight.'

Host LeVar Burton kicks off this year's National Book Awards ceremony. #NBAwards"

It's been quote tweeted by @heatherjochens who adds "Butterfly in the sky, I'd like to see a bitch try~"
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
I've been hanging out in the xhitty place and dear god, everyone there is vile. I spent an hour refuting a person who compared herr drumpf to Nelson Mandela. Here's to Bluesky: The palette cleanser
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