Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My comedic non-fiction book FANTASTIC FOLKLORE FOR KIDS is out! It’s fun for all ages, though the publisher wants me to stress “especially ages 8 to 12." Personally I'd say it's enjoyable into your 80s, but I'd stop there as not much is enjoyable after that. Stunning illustrations by Charli Vince! 271
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Cold take: snowball fights and snowman-making should be Olympic events 050
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/02/2026RFK Jr. never skips “leg day.” That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill. 5132
Reposted by Frank LesserCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026some jokes from our Halloween episode about a trial to see who the real Santa is 319514
Reposted by Frank LesserFrank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“This halftime show sucked!” -Macbeth 1164
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Musk relates to Odysseus because one time he was also stuck on an island and desperately trying to get off. 46013
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It’s going to be so fucking funny when he tries to pronounce this 5184
Reposted by Frank LesserA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.” 1045108926
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Even weirder, after he blew out the candles a stripper burst out of a standing rib roast. 9225
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 16/01/2026He also thinks he’s Nietzsche because someone once gave him syphilis 1131
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Grifters are gonna start selling Trump Hole Milk 0122
Reposted by Frank LesserThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state 6964601515
Reposted by Frank Lesserbf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 14/01/2026one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is. 10081351683
Reposted by Frank LesserBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before 221977241
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Clearly he’s invading Venezuela to distract everyone from Musk’s AI’s shocking revelation: 082
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files: 1101
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025We all used to laugh at the “made up” story of Caligula appointing his horse to the Roman Senate… 0130
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025When it comes to embarrassing monuments to ego, I’m a Trump-Kennedy originalist 0100
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My philosophy: “It’s always pee o’clock somewhere.” 0120
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 29/11/2025In other news, water has low dryness activity. 1242
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Who knew Ryan Lizza would write a popular Thanksgiving cuckbook 2316
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 24/11/2025However, Field & Stream magazine has exclusive photos of RFK Jr.’s river flowing through her canyon. 15718
Reposted by Frank LesserMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale! If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!a.coGood Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video GamesAmazon.com: Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games: 9781335012692: Drucker, Mike: Books 714717
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/11/2025RFK Jr. clearly knows his way around a woman’s erosion-ish zones 7122
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025When you end an affair with a Kennedy, it’s called “getting the Ich bin ein Berliner” 070
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’” RFK Jr.: 7112
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Just found out that Elmer Fudd is short for “Elmer Fuck-Budd.” 281
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king. 0142
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 08/11/2025It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions 1113
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 08/11/2025He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics 5125341
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 28/10/2025“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep 10871
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on 3283
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997 0100
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show. 0373
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025First they came for Colbert And I did not speak out Because I watched Gutfeld. Then they came for Kimmel And I did not speak out Because I listened to Rogan. Then the outrage-mongers could no longer fake being upset Because there was no one left. 1041266
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all 1112
Reposted by Frank LesserPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently. 41997001978
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away 1347
Reposted by Frank LesserChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy. 1046172634418