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Frank Lesser

@sadmonsters.bsky.social
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Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer

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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My comedic non-fiction book FANTASTIC FOLKLORE FOR KIDS is out! It’s fun for all ages, though the publisher wants me to stress “especially ages 8 to 12." Personally I'd say it's enjoyable into your 80s, but I'd stop there as not much is enjoyable after that. Stunning illustrations by Charli Vince!
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“We have Teddy Roosevelt at home”:
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Cold take: snowball fights and snowman-making should be Olympic events
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
RFK Jr. never skips “leg day.” That’s when he walks along the highway looking for severed limbs of roadkill.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
some jokes from our Halloween episode about a trial to see who the real Santa is
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“This halftime show sucked!” -Macbeth
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“This halftime show sucked!” -Macbeth
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Musk relates to Odysseus because one time he was also stuck on an island and desperately trying to get off.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He’s going to make Jon Voight give him his.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Trump’s Reichstag fire will be Reichstag ICE
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Does he realize he’s steering the iceberg?
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Karoline Leavitt will claim it’s stigmata
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s going to be so fucking funny when he tries to pronounce this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Guy just doesn’t have the stamina any more
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Even weirder, after he blew out the candles a stripper burst out of a standing rib roast.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
He also thinks he’s Nietzsche because someone once gave him syphilis
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Grifters are gonna start selling Trump Hole Milk
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
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bf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
But we're going to have a beautiful police state and it'll be very brutal. And you'll be free, perhaps more free than ever before
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Clearly he’s invading Venezuela to distract everyone from Musk’s AI’s shocking revelation:
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Honestly surprised Trump’s DOJ didn’t link to this instead of the Epstein files:
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We all used to laugh at the “made up” story of Caligula appointing his horse to the Roman Senate…
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When it comes to embarrassing monuments to ego, I’m a Trump-Kennedy originalist
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The American Flag under Trump:
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My philosophy: “It’s always pee o’clock somewhere.”
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In other news, water has low dryness activity.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Who knew Ryan Lizza would write a popular Thanksgiving cuckbook
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
However, Field & Stream magazine has exclusive photos of RFK Jr.’s river flowing through her canyon.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale! If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!
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Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games
Amazon.com: Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games: 9781335012692: Drucker, Mike: Books
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
RFK Jr. clearly knows his way around a woman’s erosion-ish zones
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
When you end an affair with a Kennedy, it’s called “getting the Ich bin ein Berliner”
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’” RFK Jr.:
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Just found out that Elmer Fudd is short for “Elmer Fuck-Budd.”
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
First they came for Colbert And I did not speak out Because I watched Gutfeld. Then they came for Kimmel And I did not speak out Because I listened to Rogan. Then the outrage-mongers could no longer fake being upset Because there was no one left.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
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