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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hoo boy. You just know this administration is gonna figure out a way to blame California workers, rather than doge for gutting the oversight.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did you read her biography? It was really depressing. I prefer the fictionalized version, any day. And recasting is absolutely fine with me.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To be fair, Maria Von Trapp was a real chick. But her story was not a whole lot like the musical.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mhm, and how many were actually able to vote
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tommykbs.bsky.social @tommykbs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Here's something I saw here on Bluesky that I wish Democrats would say every day: "Trump was elected while Obama was president Trump was elected when Biden was president Trump lost the election while he was president But the democrats are cheating? How?"
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Protect at all costs
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Turtles may have shells, but I guess they don’t have spines
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As long as they don’t introvert people’s cats into their bellies, we’re all good
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is a noble cause.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel like somebody just filled up their couchfucker word salad bingo card
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I guess he peaked with Zakarian blue
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hm. I wonder if it will be edited though. I hate to give them the chance to sanewash Pumpkin spice Palpatine.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Begging for an ALF exception, here 🥹
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We love you Jeff. If there’s anything we can do. Anything.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Everybody has to come to my birthday party, and if they don’t, they will be punished.
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Marisel Morales @marisel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach. 1/3
newwaysministry.org
Transgender People Are Part of Pope Francis' Funeral Rites Today - New Ways Ministry
A miraculous "first" at a Vatican liturgy is a fitting tribute for Pope Francis' message to the church and the world.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So what’s he gonna do to make it right?
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I imagine it’s all just huffing and puffing anyway. Just ask the same people why one should bother going to college at all, and watch them do a 180.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Pope Frank died of sheer exhaustion from this chud
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 29/01/2025
hear me out
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marty, @numet.al · 29/01/2025
is this anything
don't tread on me flag but the text reads "gargle my balls"
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
trumpgolftrack.com
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🥹🤩😍 screenrant.com/adventure-ti...
screenrant.com
Adventure Time Is Ready to Revisit the Land of Ooo: Here's What You Need to Know
Ooo's greatest adventurers are back!
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Uh huh, and are the infighting Democrats in the room with us right now?
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Even his own body is trying to stop his shit
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
youtu.be/LZ055ilIiN4?...
youtu.be
WATCH: Amanda Gorman reads inauguration poem, 'The Hill We Climb'
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gentlefolk, meet your shadow president.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hm, this might make a nice banner.
ALF dressed as the Statue of Liberty, a blue butterfly perched on his crown.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Huddle here.
ALF dressed as the Statue of Liberty.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ARE WE GREAT AGAIN AGAIN YET
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
how's that working out for ya so far?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Gotta love the British press.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So, did he stop being a dictator after day one? Just asking.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hi,Jason explains the TikTok ban. www.tiktok.com/@jasonkpargi...
tiktok.com
I’m JasonKPargin everywhere
TikTok video by Jason Pargin, author
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
lakotalaw.org/news/2025-01...
lakotalaw.org
Lakota Law Statement on Leonard Peltier's Release from Prison
Lakota Law's Chase Iron Eyes discusses Leonard Peltier's long-awaited release and the context of his imprisonment.
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Convicted Felon Sworn In as President www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Convicted Felon Sworn In as President
Donald Trump was sworn is as the 47th president of the United States inside the Capitol Rotunda on Monday.
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wasn’t expecting to find out about it from Uber, but this is pretty big
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: *sigh* we have elephants wife: we have elephants
An elephant’s head bursts through the wall of a kitchen.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
(also, did the character count on BlueSky shrink? I don't remember it being sooooo tight.)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Personally, I prefer Truthsgiving — which, while keeping with the traditional holiday spirit of sharing and gratitude, also calls for a necessary truthtelling component." (end)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Some in my community have called it 'Thankstaking,' highlighting the many unwilling sacrifices Indigenous peoples have made over the centuries. (next)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He says: "Traditional Thanksgiving mythology fails to recognize the steep price paid by our people after colonizers came to our shores, the land that was stolen from us, and the variety of indispensable foods contributed by Indigenous cultures now enjoyed around Thanksgiving tables. (next)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Chase Iron Eyes from the Lakota Law Project proposes a rebranding of today as Truthsgiving. (continued in replies)
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sorcery!
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Holy crap, I finally got an electric blanket. Now I need a new personality, because exhausted and freezing is off the table now.
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
are they in the room with us now
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𝐚𝐧𝐧 ☻ 🦋 @annsmiley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
God, these people are fucking chilling
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