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Angry Buddha

@angrybuddha.bsky.social
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Professional cat warmer. I'm at my sexiest when tipping my head back and tapping the last of the potato chip crumbs into my mouth.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2025
Crockett: "It's just that they're idiots. These are the same guys as it relates to our nuclear stockpile, they're like, 'Oh, wait a minute, we needed those guys? Can we get them back? Oh, we don't know how to.' I don't know how anyone can look at this administration & feel a semblance of confidence"
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JayTeeExcel (Gen X Blerd) @jayteeexcel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The majority of Black voters live in red states. Most red states are actually purple but GOP state legislatures have overly gerrymandered districts & do all kinds of voter suppression tactics.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 10/02/2025
This energy.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 08/02/2025
we actually did tho www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/b...
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Trump and Musk Attack Journalists by Name in Social Media Posts
Since his inauguration, the president has been quick to demonize what he calls “the fake news media.” On Friday, both men demanded that individuals be fired.
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Ricky @astrum.bird.gay · 09/02/2025
How I’m feeling tonight
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
CAPTCHA: are you a human ME: yes CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Yeah, folks. I don’t think they missed our bullshit while we were gone.
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Kyle Shevlin (he/him) @kyleshevl.in · 18/01/2025
Think the TikTok ban is gonna crush me. TT has been an important space for me the last 2 years, it’s helped me understand myself so much more with all the content from the ND community. If you think I’m overreacting, then you don’t get what’s great about TT, and this post ain’t for you.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
the fbi needs to come take my phone and throw it into the sea and break my thumbs
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
With no TikTok, who will raise my kids?
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Lizardlandia @lizardlandia.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So many small businesses and individuals lost their livelihood
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The only plan I’ve heard attributed to Musk and Ramaswamy is to dispatch the Two Bobs from Office Space to ask federal employees what it is they’d say they do around here.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/01/2025
Yup, @jamellebouie.net has this exactly right. What these guys are celebrating/pursuing/yearning for is not masculine energy, it's *adolescent* energy. Drinking Red Bull, crushing Call of Duty, refusing to clean your room. It is indescribably pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/18/o...
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Bill Asher @gcnp58.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yarvin is what you get if Malcolm Gladwell fucked Adolph Hitler and the child was raised by Jordan Peterson
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I was this many years old when I found out from a Chinese dude on Red Note that China has one single timezone and Chinese people just experience sunset and sunrise at 3 hour different times. (He also did not know we had different time zones) This is quality cultural exchange.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My son just told me that one of the guys from the Irish band The Rubberbandits (I Wanna Fight Your Father) has a YouTube channel where he makes dioramas, including depicting Mel Gibson’s drunk driving arrest, and it does not disappoint. youtu.be/2UoHb0ziMDA?...
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Drunk Mel Gibson Arrest Diorama
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The real measure of a charity being a scam or not is the % of their budget that goes towards programs. This is a metric that the ASPACA also fails miserably, with only about 7% going to actual programs providing services to animals. They are a fundraising machine, disguised as a charity.
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Most men have defined masculinity as not-feminine. This means that the more women expand their abilities and interests once the domain of men, these men then have to more narrowly define their masculinity. Soon all that’s left is just the toxic parts.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Red Note is so scary. @allie_202_
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BionicDance the Disappointed Idealist @bionicdance.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Dan Levey @danlevey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
In “The Social Network,” Mark Zuckerberg’s ex-girlfriend summed him up perfectly.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"California paid in a lot more [to the federal government] than it got back — $83 billion in total. So did Washington state and much of the Northeast. Most red states were in the reverse position, getting much more from DC than they paid in return."
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In Praise of California
It has its flaws — what place doesn’t? — but it plays a big role in America’s greatness
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
fixed it
a screenshot of the following excerpt from an Op Ed:

"There's a bakery in downtown Houston that makes beef pho kolaches. Pho is Vietnamese soup; kolaches are Czech pastries. The combination is more American than bald eagles.
The United States is obviously failing to regulate immigration. Over the past four years, …
Holy crap let's go!"

The snippet "The United States is obviously failing to regulate immigration. Over the past four years, …" is marked in red and has a strikethrough, indicating removal.

The sentence "Holy crap let's go!" is marked in green, indicating addition.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
you, a soft place, a spot of color when all is frozen white. me, riots & shards of sharpness i wish to never bring to your door. i'm a child stunted & braced for danger. i'm a woman known by another voice to all but you. thank you for letting me leave my weapons by the door. thank you for the rest
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/01/2025
i always consult my cabal of ‘most miserable and emotionally detached posters’ before choosing if i should publicly enjoy something
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12/01/2025
The implication being that women can fuck their way out of oppression
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tiktok objectively has better content and functionality than any other platform and has created communities of people who support each other in real, measurable way. It is often also incredibly wholesome in ways I think our society really needs. The ban is a huge loss for individual US voices.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Zuck's wife do you like alternative rock
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
We might get a dog at the shelter this weekend after a two year break since our dog Lucy crossed over the rainbow bridge. Our dilema is thar we know if we do, our youngest cat will hide in the closet for a week and not be happy about it. The sensitive baby in question…
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
The most satisfying moment as a shit poster is when your insult is so good the person you’re insulting likes it.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Hey. Take an extra paper plate so your plate feels more like a real plate. You deserve it.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
In solidarity with my cats I try to sleep 16 hours a day when possible.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
We were talking about making a tuna casserole and then we realized we’d have to turn on the oven in August and we were both like: “Nope”
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
A guy who was calling me dumb on Twitter reported me for calling him a moron and I got a one week suspension. So I reported him back like the child I am and now we’re both suspended. 🤷‍♂️
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
When someone goes on a nice vacation or gets an expensive car I’m like, “fancy!” Which means “you’re on the list of people I’m going to eat after the revolution.”
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Look, Charlie Manson was just exercising his free speech.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
So weird God stopped talking to people after the book came out.
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
A guy on Twitter said he had sex with my mom. Bro, she’s 75. Mozel tov. I hope you’re very happy together.
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 06/08/2023
If Daft Punk can wear a mask for 28 years surely you can wear one to buy tomatoes
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Angry Buddha @angrybuddha.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
All I’ve ever really wanted was a job that involved a golf cart, a clip board and a walkie talkie.
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