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Andy Gates

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Grizzled sysadmin, factory refurbished. He/him.

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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 8h
Loved this slide from a recent devlog out of @studio346.net 's "Century of Steam" project.
A photo of a television with a message on screen that reads:

"DO NOT EAT THE DIGITAL ASBESTOS

I cannot stress enough the myriad of reasons why you should not eat the digital asbestos.

Everyone addicted to the digital asbestos who thinks it is a legitimate substitute for hard work and talent is going to be annoying and obnoxious and will call you a regressive luddite for not eating the digital asbestos and how the digital asbestos is the inevitable future we should just accept.

Ask them how NFTs turned out."
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Polly Pallister-Wilkins @pollypw.bsky.social · 9h
What? One of the Fairford Five Fuel Feeves called plod themselves? Was Farmer Karen coming on a bit strong because she thought they were dogging and she wanted to join in?
Suspect foiled RAF Fairford ‘bomb plot’ by ringing police himself
As counterterrorism officers focus on whether the five men from London were proxies for Iran, they are also investigating the motives of the one who called 999
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Measuringe the value of educacioun by returne on ynvestment onlye ys lyke measuringe the value of a garden by the weight of the floweres
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Scalli @viceandviolence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Despite thaumaturgists insisting otherwise, the sole difference between Faeries and Pixies is the blood alcohol content. "Pixie" is just a tiny, slurred mishearing of the word "Tipsy". But remember, faeries are very, very fucking mean drunks.
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hmm, quickly bailed, so probably not a really big placard!
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Phil Sturgeon 🌳🚵⚓️ @philsturgeon.com · 28/09/2026
Just saw someone zoom by on a Solar powered recumbent e-bike, clearly homemade. I barely got a photo before he was away. Just commuting to work in Chippenham I think? Legend.
Industrial estate with a small grainy cyclist turning the corner, laying back on a recumbent bike, and two flexible solar panels making a roof over the top.
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too.
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Five Make A Really Big Placard?
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the end result of thinking STEM is more important to study than Humanities.
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Badger Trust @badgertrust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the moon comes out, it's playtime! 🌙🦡💚
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Openstreetmap micromapping walkies today: found a whole new wood planted up in what used to be a field! #osm
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink.
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Work that has been understood" is the slop dividing line! "What does this do? I dunno, I just prompted it. Here's what the chatbot that lies says."
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Chris Simms @chrisnsimms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Music can be relaxing, as can time in nature. Now it turns out that watching a river flow via a virtual-reality headset while listening to classical music seems to quickly bring people's blood pressure down from a dangerously high level in hospital. 🧪 #health www.newscientist.com/article/2590...
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Virtual green spaces and classical music reduce blood pressure in hospital | New Scientist
Watching a river flow via a virtual-reality headset while listening to classical music seems to quickly bring people's blood pressure down from a dangerously high level in hospital
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
see, a nerdy squirrel fella make sure you've got enough disk space, buddy
Fictional marketing image for a fictional computer manufacturer called "Acorn Computers" (no relation to the actual Acorn Computers). A nerdy squirrel sensually holding a desk and terminal. His shirt is partially opened and his tie is strewn across the display. Text on the image reads "I go nuts for you. You will, too." A red "Acorn Computers" logo is in the corner.
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Justin Gerdes @justingerdes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The latest surge in fossil-fuel prices means it is now up to nine times cheaper in the UK to drive an electric vehicle (EV) than a petrol or diesel car, shows @carbonbrief.org analysis." www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs... via @mollylempriere.carbonbrief.org and Ho Woo Nam 🔌💡
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Analysis: EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK  - Carbon Brief
The latest surge in fossil-fuel prices means it is now up to nine times cheaper in the UK to drive an electric vehicle (EV) than a petrol or diesel car, shows Carbon Brief analysis.
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chillin' and grillin
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Dr. Merritt Rae Turetsky @queenofpeat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today, don’t forget to LOOK DOWN, and appreciate what lies beneath your feet. Discover an entire world of unique, powerful life, marching to its own beat. We can't protect what we don't notice.
Image of moss diversity including green feather moss and red Sphagnum moss.Image of droplets on red sundewsImage of white lichen, green moss and red moss sporophytes.
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Loish @loish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The unique comfort of wearing a huge sweater, curling up into a ball, and scrolling endlessly.
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
e-motorbike fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVm...
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500 Miles In - Our HMP Lightning Mk II Is Proving Itself Very Useful!
YouTube video by Transport Evolved
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Climate Defiance @climatedefiance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HUGE UPDATE: we halted Amazon's panel at Climate Week. We shut it down so hard that every guest and every speaker had to leave the premises. No one was able to return. Their whole event lasted less time than their warehouse workers' pee break.
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Andy Gates @andygates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not only digital asbestos, it's also bottled piss: beige.party/@Lana/117328...
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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" (@Lana@beige.party)
Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain this in as simple a way as I know how. Let's say you wake up with a brilliant new billion dollar idea for a brand new product: "Bottled Piss". You pee in a bottl...
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🥺🇺🇦 Ukrainian Ground drone is being saved by another Ukrainian ground drone!
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so bored with all the discussion around AI. Can we talk about some useful technology, like heat pumps?
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026
Hey!!! Here's a new @crikey.com.au piece - on why the bullshitty AI doom hype frenzy perfectly represents the tech industry's cutlist climate denialism and their unhealthy methane addiction. Plus the media's total failure to grasp the real risks at play. www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/22/a...
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Eoghan Daltun 🌍 @irishrainforest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll be in Manorhamilton, Leitrim, on Tuesday the 13th of October to discuss An Irish Atlantic Rainforest following a special film screening. If you're up in that direction, do come along! climateactionweek.ie/events/speci...
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Special Screening: An Irish Atlantic Rainforest, part of Leitrim Climate Week - Climate Action Week
Join Special Screening: An Irish Atlantic Rainforest, part of Leitrim Climate Week during Climate Action Week. Discover inspiring talks, workshops, and activities to support climate action.
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just so you know - if you're a MM author and you ever decide to do a classic gothic MM romance or a MM retelling of books such as Count Monte Cristo, Jane Ayre, Wuthering Heights, etc... I'm your guy. Like honestly, come to me. I'll make you a cover worth dying for. #mmromance
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Auferre 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @auferre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Writing "CHOCOLATE MIMIC" on my to-do list before the coffee kicks in as a present to my perplexed future self.
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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"And so son that's how the 47th president of the United States died, starving to death whilst standing at a podium at the UN in New York waiting for someone, anyone, to applaud his reprehensible speech."
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've known this dude for 20 years. One of the first friends I made in Bristol, he taught me what it means to be an antifascist. If there's dinner, he's cooking, if there's a benefit gig, he's flyposting, and if there's fash, he's first in, last out. I have literally bled alongside this man.
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Daniel Kwan @danielhkwan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Putting a call out for TTRPG artists! Doing an initial discovery for an artist to work on a new cyberpunk, body horror action game I'm designing. Please link your portfolio! NO AI.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14/02/2025
Caution - salmon crossing.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
‘Darkwing Duck’ Reboot Ordered to Series at Disney+ With Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen in Lead Roles variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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caede styles @caede.sanctuary17223.com · 22/09/2026
what a great opportunity to remind people that comicfury & cartoonists united exist, that comic artists are still thriving outside the app-ified ecosystem, and that everyone should make compilation PDFs so their comics don't depend on platforms that do not respect creators OR readers. #creator_txt
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Natalya D @natalyad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well done Lib Dem conference for getting through the motion to Restore Trans Rights (detail at www.libdems.org.uk/news/article...). A big Fuck You to LibDem speakers who claimed supporting trans people lets Reform in, complete bullshit. Look at LD history! Will LD leaders follow this tho.
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Restoring Trans Rights
The Liberal Democrats will continue to stand in solidarity with trans and non-binary communities, defending equal rights, personal dignity and safety for all.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Richard Flowers @richarddominic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lib Dem Conference has *PASSED* the motion to restore Trans Rights. In the hall the vote looked around 10:1 in favour.
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Birkenhead News @birkenheadnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Merseyrail has 'really, really got it wrong' on electric bicycle ban www.birkenhead.news/merseyrail-h...
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Merseyrail has ‘really, really got it wrong’ on electric bicycle ban
A blanket ban on electrically assisted pedal cycles (EAPC) across the Merseyrail network has been likened to a “sledgehammer to crack a nut” as cyclists took to Liverpool city centre…
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BicycleDutch @bicycledutch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"The study shows it’s never too late to turn a bike into part of your everyday routine—and reap the rewards".
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 21/09/2026
It is so funny to me that the fossil fuel industry's big lie is denying an apocalypse that science confirmed as a real risk while the tech industry's big lie is insisting on the threat of an apocalypse for which there's no scientific evidence for at all
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In a massive dataset of over 10,000 cities around the world, the strongest association with distance travelled by cycling was not climate, topography, or even infrastructure - it was *gasoline prices* doi.org/10.1073/pnas...
Figure 3 from "Global health and climate benefits from walking and cycling infrastructure" by Adam Millard-Balla, Monisha Reginalda, Yasmina Yusufa, and Christopher Bian. The figure shows factors associated with distance travelled by cycling and walking, arranged in order of effect size. For cycling, the largest effects are gasoline prices, GDP per capita, rail service, steep terrain (negative effect), minimum temperature (negative effect), population density, and bicycle lanes. For walking, the largest effects are population density, gasoline prices, bicycle lanes, and maximum temp (negative effect).

Fig. 3 Caption: Factors influencing active travel. Each coefficient represents the impact of a one-SD change in each variable on the share of kilometers traveled by cycling (A) and walking (B). For each city-level variable such as density, the model estimates a separate coefficient for each country. The shaded area shows the distribution of country-level coefficients; for density, for example, the effect on walking ranges from about zero to ~0.11, excluding one outlier. For country-level variables such as gasoline prices, there is only a single coefficient. Variables are ordered by the size of their absolute effect in the median country—density and gasoline prices have the greatest impact on walking and gasoline prices and income (GDP per capita) on cycling. The minimum temperature variable shows the marginal effect of both the linear and squared terms.One might expect climate to have a major impact on active travel, and many studies highlight the impact of weather on daily and seasonal travel decisions (9, 25). However, in our model, there is a negligible association between precipitation and the mode shares of walking and cycling. Hotter temperatures decrease walking but have no effect on travel by bicycle. Colder temperatures only reduce walking and cycling in colder climates (SI Appendix for further Discussion). At the national level, gasoline price has the largest association with the share of travel by active modes. A one-SD increase in the price per liter (equivalent to US $0.40) is associated with a ~1.0 percentage point increase in walking and a ~0.5 percentage point increase in cycling—notable given that the mode share of cycling across the entire dataset is just ~0.9%. These findings echo a large volume of research that shows how vehicle travel declines in line with rising fuel prices (26). Gasoline prices also have an indirect effect in promoting denser, mixed-use development (27).
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