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Daz Clyde

@smolponydaz.bsky.social
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Renegade state transportation planner posing as a smol hoss. Here to seize your cars & replace them with bicycles and trains driven by sexy furry bodybuilders. Expect politics, p0rn, and pragmatism. NSFW 🔞

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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 12h
Absolutely devastating. If anyone in the Bay Area spots Julia's work (maybe being sold on a corner somewhere) give a head's up. bio.site/julialundman
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Darck 🔜 MFF @darckhumor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno how to say this kindly, but get the fuck off xitter. It's so easy to fall prey to algorithm dripfeed even when you think you "aren't political". You see it more and start normalizing shitty things without realizing it. Follower count isn't worth it. Get off Xitter.
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Gilamasan @gilamasan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The bill has been opened to feedback. Rather than dooming about the proposal, you can tell them exactly how you feel about the act here. ec.europa.eu/info/law/bet... With how much of an uphill battle Chat Control is having, you should never assume it's worthless to fight these draconian bills.
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European Commission - Have your say
European Commission - Have your say
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a neurodivergent person who is wondering whether we should reclaim and repurpose the "r****d" slur to refer to anyone who is part or supportive of this criminally corrupt and intellectually/morally bankrupt administration.
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Charles Moss - Commissions are Open @mossanimation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Public agencies I'm BEGGING you Be strategic with what staff members you have speaking on camera. It does not engender the public's faith if the guy you sent to present your very-cool-exciting thing can't go more than five words without saying "uh" or "um"
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved this slide from a recent devlog out of @studio346.net 's "Century of Steam" project.
A photo of a television with a message on screen that reads:

"DO NOT EAT THE DIGITAL ASBESTOS

I cannot stress enough the myriad of reasons why you should not eat the digital asbestos.

Everyone addicted to the digital asbestos who thinks it is a legitimate substitute for hard work and talent is going to be annoying and obnoxious and will call you a regressive luddite for not eating the digital asbestos and how the digital asbestos is the inevitable future we should just accept.

Ask them how NFTs turned out."
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a fellow hater-of-landlords, @postoctobrist.bsky.social will appreciate the fact that I never actually got a response to or contacted regarding this maintenance request where I informed my property manager of a strong gas smell on my terrace. They just bulk-closed it with a half dozen others.
A screencap of a completed maintenance request from a resident portal. The original request, dated 9 September, describes a strong smell of natural gas on the premises. The "completion" date is 26 September, 17 days later.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a horrible nightmare last night where I opened up my laptop to do something and it had restarted itself and somehow installed @microsoft.com Windows 11. Thank god it was just a dream. (this literally happened, I wish my dreams could be sexy or even just interesting)
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI propaganda is play for play the same as car dependency propaganda. Including "the cork is out of the bottle; it's integrated into everything now & it'd be too difficult & disruptive & expensive to change that." & if you fell for it with cars, that should show you there's a real danger it'll work.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the joke isn't that you're explaining something, then the joke shouldn't need explaining. If it does, it's probably not funny.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JESUS FUCK
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ash (annoying cat creature) @fuwafuwa.me · 24/09/2026
cancel your nitro btw
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump is so stupid he genuinely thinks I'm wrong.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BIRBY BAFF TIME Captured on a DJI Osmo Action 5 Pro literally clamped to a roof vent and controlled remotely via bluetooth
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey @discord.com, congrats! Ya got my age right. Ya still ain't gonna see one wooden nickel of my money ever again tho. Eat dirt or fight fascism, morons.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you drive your car onto a bicycle/pedestrian-only path or bridge and don't immediately realize your mistake, you should have your license permanently revoked.
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Changa_Husky @changa.gay · 23/09/2026
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus fuck, Elon Musk is one of the dumbest fucking morons I have ever seen in my life. Like, the level of stupidity leaves you stunned and every time the fool opens his mouth you think "well surely we've heard the dumbest he ca" and then he claims something like farting more "cures" homosexuality.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very proud that this is the main list my profile is on right now:
Screencap from ClearSky showing that this account is on an "AI-Hater" list that claims it "seems poorly disposed for productive conversations"
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Queen of Hearts: Off With His Head!
Alt: Queen of Hearts: Off With His Head!
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Sharf @sharfdoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Talarico needs to cool it with the donation ads, jesus fuck. Every single youtube video i watch has one at least once. It's past the point of annoyance into "you're actively angering me" which is not a great way to get ppl eager to vote for you (and I don't even live in Texas!)
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meeting studs on the train is the future I want~
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They fired so many artists over this too. People who helped make the game iconic were tossed out on the street because the Slop Faucet could do it "decent enough". If you still play Fortnite, you're funding the hyper-acceleration of AI replacing Artists in Gaming
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Artizek @artizek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really hate fishing for compliments like this, but the depression and imposter syndrome are some of the worst they’ve ever been. 😞
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Reo Grayfox @reograyfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a reminder... That site is a data stealing scam
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Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data
Musk's "VoteSafe.org" is a scam that doesn't actually register voters
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a screencapture of a strike authorization vote in favor of authorizing an Unfair Practice strike for SEIU Local 1000
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What i wanna see waiting for me in the pool when I come home...
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Cody V. Frost @codyvfrost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you're still paying for Nitro or started it back up after they caved last time, this is your notice to stop giving them money again. They haven't learned their lesson
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Ruby (ft. Jimin) @lapsedbard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7550 - Petitions
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Walden Wilde! 🦝 @waldenwilde.com · 03/09/2026
When I see someone say “I couldn’t do X without AI tools” (as if nothing was possible before 2023) that just tells me they were never very good at what they’re doing and have no passion for it.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey @wtyppod.bsky.social @donoteat.bsky.social, is there a fan-compiled list of helicopter-related quotes from y'all somewhere? I'm currently in a whiteboard battle with a guy they just assigned to share my cubicle at work and he threw out a Kobe quote as a dis on my work ethic...
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Leonard J. French @piratelawyer.com · 01/09/2026
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't like to be excessively whiney or negative but JFC, ppl who go on Roleplaying sites and post "I'm bored, someone come roleplay with me".....what the actual fuck. This is the fastest way to tell me you're only interested in your own needs and are probably gonna poof as soon as you nut.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How you gon be a pizza place in midtown tellin' ppl "Sorry your orders taking so long, we busier than we thought we'd be on a saturday night. EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I heard that Google Maps has already renamed Lake Ontario to the name that it definitely is not legally renamed to so my question to @vrchat.com is Why the FUCK won't you let me use my Proton Mail email address?
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Babe wake up, the straights discovered musk kink
A screencap of the bluesky trending panel showing "Men try 'pheromonemaxxing' dating trend"
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the many reasons i can't wait until our elevator is finally fixed is that one of the residents of the upper floors has multiple small children and it takes him 20min of them whining and complaining to go up and down the stairs. My door is next to the stairs.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Linen Pajamas That is all
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of the amazing things about surviving Maximum-Weird-Kid childhood with my humanity intact is that I am very wary of any group that revolves around an opinion or ideology. The best advice I can give politically is to learn about issues from ppl who are experts in them then form your own opinions
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Rowan || Aurora || ECLIPSA @ruadhain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
-IMPORTANT- Gumroad has recently updated their website with the intention of phasing out the ability to manually edit your storefront and allowing you to only edit your storefront via AI agents. I will be dropping gumroad support entirely in the near future. More to come as I sort things out.
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Thorny Devil @hutchenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think it would be really funny if the thing that finally breaks the public's composure is too many beloved figures die in short succession while Dump does a bunch of really stupid/psycho/evil shit concurrently. That'd be ideal, imo.
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York in 3D @yorktheorca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A singer (Dolly) and an actor(Tim Curry). Do a former reality show host next and take the right 80 year old.
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can someone just...i dunno, just leave a pillow on his face one night...you probably don't even need to hold it there...
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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every month it seems I swear more and more like an Australian and given that I'm not an Australian and I don't live in Australia, I feel like this is going to become a problem.
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Ben Munson @munson.land · 14/08/2026
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