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@andyetc.co.uk
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Award winning hotelier and heir to the Forte hotel dynasty | Hull, obv | Gay and tired | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈

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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23h
“You guys, Paul Baker has a whole other friend group. That was not the same guy who asked to borrow my blouse to go to a MUNA concert”. Series 2 of Adults is perfection.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 28/09/2026
No greater quizzy Monday joy than discovering there’s an episode of The Hit List you’ve not seen too
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The Pub is playing Christmas Wrapping.
A cat wearing a Santa hat
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
1 blowie = 1 respect
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Death to whatever algorithm interrupted this halfway through to show a load of bastarding adverts.
youtu.be
Kylie Minogue TAKES FLIGHT at the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final (Full Performance)
YouTube video by AFL
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Mosquito at the Urinal and other chilling tales
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Booked tickets for ABBA Voyage again because if AI is going to kill us all it may as well have a decent soundtrack
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in the day, people used to phone their Tweets into the BBC, where someone would type them up using a manual typewriter.
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

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Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at
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16 December 2024
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
£200 for a half decent ticket to the Mariah tour.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Oh the Mis-Teeq news is messyyyyyyy
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Mark Doidge @markdoidge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Labour is following the Tory policy of destroying HE, one of the most successful sectors for driving growth locally & soft power globally. Not only don’t they have a dedicated HE policy (other than promote AI), their other policies are having a negative impact. Thousands are losing their jobs
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
David Cameron “my legacy…” SIR. Stop there. You fucked a pig
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Priyamvada Gopal @priyamvadagopal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Face Eating Leopard I Fed Should Not Eat My Face
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Train home from Sheffield is cancelled 🙃🙃
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Accidentally in M&S 30 mins before the tills open 🙃
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Top panel, a white man with red hair and an acoustic guitar riding a bike sticks a stick in his front wheel. Second panel, the man lies on the floor clutching his leg.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 19/09/2026
What a strange thing to say. And on Twitter of all places.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever ends up making the next series of Doctor Who, I hope they use some of that screen time to address the legitimate concerns of the Daleks.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 18/09/2026
First day back at work.
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine the press reaction if Palestine Action were forcing Ambulance Stations to close? Or the Socialist Workers Party were shutting Fire Stations? No, of course not, cos it wouldn't fucking happen. These people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Ban, arrest, imprison.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Doctor Who tender is finally open, looking at a broadcast date in 2028/29. Which feels like miles away and also probably sooner than most expected.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely: where is the Prime Minister? Critical infrastructure has been occupied by a fascist paramilitary, volunteers who save people's lives have been threatened and it seems to have gone unremarked upon.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 15/09/2026
The face of someone that has to get a plane to Hull tomorrow. Why.
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David @davidbtn2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Sheeran/Macklemore thing takes an interesting turn when you find out that one of the stadia, the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, had Kanye West perform there twice 3 months ago... This isn't about antisemitism, alleged or otherwise.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Another reason to hate Ed Sheeran
rollingstone.com
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' Statements
Macklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just want to say that I've been thinking about this nonstop for two years. at least once a week I hit someone's profile to check their pronouns and every single time my brain says "go off, my liege"
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And the things is this will have no impact on the racists who will continue to be racist
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Going to a hammam tomorrow and very much looking forward to being aggressively buffed by a Turkish man
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is a difference between “landmark portrayal” (the cancelled shows, and Smoggie Queens), and “Incidental Portrayal” (all the others they quote). They’re ranked A-C for a reason www.bbc.co.uk/commissionin...
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 13/09/2026
I am going to read a Discworld book, can someone pick one for me please? (I’ve read them all before but not for aaages)
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jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vigil so far has placed their lesbians against the military, the Middle East and Russia, but heaven forbid they kiss in front of Dannii Minogue.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Hotel is doing a silent disco and every channel is so bad I have opted for silence.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Went on a boat. Took control of the aux. Can recommend.
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Would absolutely love to know what was going through the head of someone who gave a negative review of a tour they have NOT YET BEEN ON
A 2/10 review that reads:

Haven't been on it yet so bit hard to judge going today
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
also incredible to have lived through multiple versions of the WAR ON DRUGS, when the coverage of these gangs never mentions the truly astonishing amount of cocaine that is fuelling all of this
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Andy Burnham still doing tiktoks about being Northern™ while they put up the foreigner cages
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thinking about the fascist, racist, march through our southern port towns and im reminded of how the labour party response to these scumbag 'raise the colours' dorks putting up england flags up all over the country as a display of intimidation was the following:
keir starmer stood at a lectern pointing his finger. behind him are some hastily stuck up cheap looking english flags.

caption: very encouraging as keir starmer reveals he hangs england flags in his flatkeir starmer waving a tiny union flag.

the caption is a direct quote from him on radio five live:

"I am a supporter of flags. I always sit in front of the Union Jack. I think they're patriotic and a great symbol of our nation.
When they're used purely for divisive purposes, it devalues the flag. I don't want to see that. I'm proud of our flag."Home Secretary Yvette Cooper stated that people should feel free to display national flags "anywhere" and revealed an extensive collection of flag-themed items at her own
home.
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Flag Comments and Home Collection
Appearing on BBC Breakfast and Times Radio in September 2025, Yvette Cooper discussed public flag displays following grassroots social media movements like "Operation Raise the Colours". When asked about hanging flags from locations like motorway gantries, she responded, "Oh put 'em up anywhere. I think it's good for us to feel proud of flags, of Union Jacks, but we should also be proud of our British values that underpin that." [-- Steven Swinford on X].
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She detailed her personal collection, stating:
"I have not just the St George's flag, I have St George's bunting."
[-- Politico EU].
Union Jack bunting still hanging in her garden shed.
Union Jack flags, St George's flags, and Yorkshire Rose flags and bunting.
Tablecloths and Yorkshire Tea bunting.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fundamentally, this should not have happened given that Tommo should have already been arrested for his part in the last stunt.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 07/09/2026
I’m in danger
A screenshot of the BBC Weather app showing the temperature as 37 degrees
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tweet from shawnatron (@online_shawn):

A cat heroically struggling to call 911 with his paws while you watch, dying and helpless on the floor, but he's using the tv remote
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 05/09/2026
I love the entertainment at hotel resorts, what do you mean a Celine Dion soundalike is doing 45 minutes of ABBA covers to the bossa nova setting on a Casio keyboard
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The really infuriating thing about the police surrender to terrorists today is they already know arrests work. They cry buckets in court because they’re scared to death of facing any consequences for their actions. It’s why they’re failed at getting riots going for 2 years despire trying everything
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Kitten delivery tube
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Kate ✨🐱 @magickitten.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The dissonance of seeing Just Stop Oil and ‘I oppose genocide’ protestors hauled bodily into police vans and charged with terror offences vs the way balaclava-glad thugs are being treated while they bring a major port to a standstill…
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