jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fact we’ll never get an Aaliyah x Tinashe collab album is sufficient evidence that all human existence is suffering. 001
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This poster looks like the gritty origin story of Cosmo Kramer 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hulu’s Furious is a remake of the British series Bloomin’ Livid. 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My Mastermind subject would be the Girls of FHM’s 2004 cover of ‘Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?’ 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Kids these days wouldn’t survive a day in the Geocities I grew up in. 010
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“…then he snapped the One Wish Willow so he could get in her knickers” 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The sneering dismissal of Tom Holland’s sobriety is why the 27 Club exists. 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Spent the weekend watching queer world cinema so now I know “no son of mine is a f*ggot!” in six languages. 010
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 10/06/2026OUT: gone to live on a farm IN: put out to tender by the BBC to ensure the future success of a profitable global IP 020
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 08/06/2026AMC’s Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe: Interview with the Vampire: The Squeakuel: The Vampire Lestat: Electric Boogaloo 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Excited to see who Alan Cummings regenerates into!! #TipToe 010
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Americans be like “Can I get an eggplant and oregano pitta in aluminium for Craig?” 🤪🤪🤪 022
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The scariest part of Cape Fear (2026) is them having a barbecue while listening to the Top Gear theme music. 000
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If HBO were true allies they’d do The Roast of Selina Meyers featuring Deborah Vance, Valerie Cherish and Hannah Horvath. 020
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 01/06/2026All the AirBNB cleaners this morning inspecting the post-Hoopla lets: 020
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Tempted to rat on the Mob so they lock me in a nice, cold chest freezer. 0204
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Can’t remember the last time I was surrounded by naked Japanese men in a steam room. Think I have early onsen dementia. 010
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 31/03/2026AI’s going to make April Fools’ Day even more insufferable than usual. 010
jay bee @mexicanpony.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Fuming that chocolate eggs don’t say Happy Meester anymore. 010
