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@andyetc.co.uk
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Award winning hotelier and heir to the Forte hotel dynasty | Hull, obv | Gay and tired | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈

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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The Pub is playing Christmas Wrapping.
A cat wearing a Santa hat
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
£200 for a half decent ticket to the Mariah tour.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/09/2026
THIS motherfucker
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 18/09/2026
First day back at work.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Specifically says that they want new monsters and not to rely too heavily on existing lore so I’ll be pitching my Jackie Tyler and Trinity Wells Adventures as a spin off instead.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/09/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 15/09/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 15/09/2026
The face of someone that has to get a plane to Hull tomorrow. Why.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Went on a boat. Took control of the aux. Can recommend.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Would absolutely love to know what was going through the head of someone who gave a negative review of a tour they have NOT YET BEEN ON
A 2/10 review that reads:

Haven't been on it yet so bit hard to judge going today
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 07/09/2026
I’m in danger
A screenshot of the BBC Weather app showing the temperature as 37 degrees
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Kitten delivery tube
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 31/08/2026
The office is closed because it has flooded.
A screaming cat with emoji crying eyes and love hearts
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 31/08/2026
Tomorrow’s my last day at work before I go on holiday. Have to go into the office for my appraisal.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/08/2026
Cooked a roast chicken recipe that absolutely insisted you serve it with a whole baguette and a dirty martini. I will never be beach body ready. Good.
Chicken, cookedA dirty martini in a homosexual man’s house
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/08/2026
Very important delivery from Sweden today
A*Teens album Teen Spirit on 12” vinyl and You Got The Look on CD single
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/08/2026
And there was whatever the fuck this was
A cartoon portraying Rishi Sunak as Superman
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/08/2026
Mariah’s Glitter is getting a deluxe reissue for its 25th anniversary. I’m sure that year is a typo.
Mariah Carey’s Glitter album on pink vinyl
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 18/08/2026
Peaked incredibly early, really.
Mariah Carey’s Daydream album
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/08/2026
I am a homosexual having a panic attack
Alison Hammond and Nigella Lawson looking astonishing
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/08/2026
You CANNOT pause this show incorrectly. Goddess.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/08/2026
Very into this accidental but extremely cunty Nigella still
Nigella Lawson looking incredible in her pantry
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 09/08/2026
What if we kissed at the LGBTQ+ inclusive garden centre? 🥹
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 05/08/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 02/08/2026
ABBA? Too much? Me???
Me at yesterday’s silent disco wearing an ABBA t-shirt with the logo in rainbow colours
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/07/2026
Caught up with these old friends that I commissioned in 2019 over the weekend.
Large wooden rainbow letters filled with balloons spelling DIEMe in front of the same letters, they are knackered and without balloons, spelling PRIDE
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/07/2026
Absolutely incredible belated birthday present
Mariah Carey Barbie
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 22/07/2026
I need this.
A Doctor Who action figurine, featuring the 15th Doctor, Mr Ring-a-Ding and Dugga Doo
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 17/07/2026
10th and 30th anniversary editions of albums from the two big pop divas out today
Bright Light Bright Light- ChoreographyMariah Carey - Daydream
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 15/07/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 14/07/2026
Watching the TOTP 2000 documentary and - sorry to sound like a stuck record but - THE FUCKING BAND WERE BLOODY CALLED FIVE NOT 5IVE. This is their bastard logo!
Five’s logo. Which is written Five. Not 5ive.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Just finished watching (classic) Birds of a Feather thinking I’d do about 4 episodes and I’m actually bereft that it’s over.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Watching the the Las Culturistas Culture Awards
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Oh for god's sake.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 04/07/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 03/07/2026
Robyn is the greatest pop star on earth and that is that really
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/06/2026
Just use the slur, Apple Music
An Apple Music screenshot; Jessie Ware fans like Carly Rae Jepsen, Kylie Minogue, Robyn essential playlists
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Even the weather said ‘I am NOT going to Hull’ :(
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 22/06/2026
A tweet from Rihanna: "Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of"
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 20/06/2026
Having to deal with a child in the pub that is obstructing my view of the happiest golden retriever I have ever seen
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/06/2026
Listening to my stupidest playlist on the beach
Apple Music screenshot of a playlist called Dancehall Kween - Gay Gay Gay reggae
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 01/06/2026
I am the only gay to have gone to Mighty Hoopla
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 29/05/2026
Is this good
A screenshot of the Monzo app showing 32 transactions
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 29/05/2026
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/05/2026
What the actual fuck is going on with my Instagram ads please?
An advert for ‘jerk off instruction’.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 14/05/2026
Tbf that is a very good text
A text from MUNA that reads THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD IS BACK
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/04/2026
Incredibly offensive that new episodes of the Hotel Inspector merely contain “mild language”.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/04/2026
Jessie Ware is at number one in the midweeks… by nine copies. Gays, assemble.
A cat - screaming for some reason - seemingly refracting rainbow light
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 18/04/2026
Nothing will get me out of bed on Record Store Day until this actually exists
Vinyl mockup of Billie Piper’s Honey to the B album
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 11/04/2026
Oh those Pets! Amazing, Requiem in Denim and Leopard Skin was my number one wish for the show and they added it for my date
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