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Award winning hotelier and heir to the Forte hotel dynasty | Hull, obv | Gay and tired | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 3h
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 4h
Absolutely obsessed with the Spice Girls manager #celebritytraitors
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 8h
Nicola Roberts supremacy is entirely sales of Beat of my Drum of course
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 8h
Oh god, that's literally what it is.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 8h
I'm hoping for Scared of the Dark, but with some spooky noises chucked over the top, like that ridiculous Vengaboys Christmas EP.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 9h
Well, you could argue that most of this is not exactly good news.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 9h
Steps are teasing something, Mis-Teeq are in the news, Hear'Say are seemingly going on tour and Kylie's announced the Fever album. Welcome back 2002 for some reason.
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Government quicker to comment on this than any right wing freak trying to drown people
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
It’s a shame people don’t know this because actually the Labour Party aren’t deeply evil, they just have bad comms esp re. secret Northerners
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
In his mind football and racism are the two things working class people love the most. (Also have you heard that he’s from the North)
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I will have to give that a whirl!
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
It is LENGTHY
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Also read this one on my holiday recently! As well as One Morning.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I think basically Sabrina had sneakily planned a solo tour for after the Wembley show without telling the other two, they were offered other Mis-Teeq gigs that they had to make a decision on by a specific date. On that date she announced the tour instead.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Sad news for the ticket holder.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Aaaand the tour’s off. Pointless!
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Good GRIEF
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 29/09/2026
“You guys, Paul Baker has a whole other friend group. That was not the same guy who asked to borrow my blouse to go to a MUNA concert”. Series 2 of Adults is perfection.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Yes I am very old
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 28/09/2026
No greater quizzy Monday joy than discovering there’s an episode of The Hit List you’ve not seen too
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday love! X
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The Pub is playing Christmas Wrapping.
A cat wearing a Santa hat
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I thought you were the internet’s greatest fruit
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
And are ugly.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Hahhahaaaaa
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
It’s not my glory hole!!
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
1 blowie = 1 respect
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Death to whatever algorithm interrupted this halfway through to show a load of bastarding adverts.
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Kylie Minogue TAKES FLIGHT at the 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final (Full Performance)
YouTube video by AFL
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Divas
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Mosquito at the Urinal and other chilling tales
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Booked tickets for ABBA Voyage again because if AI is going to kill us all it may as well have a decent soundtrack
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
All those BARMS and BEERS and CRISPS IN PUBS (Northern ones) will take their toll
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Imagine even having the headspace to formulate an opinion about what a fictional person is drinking in an interview that doesn’t exist
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Oh who gives a shit, Kai
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Visualiser! Which means it’s allowed to be shit.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in the day, people used to phone their Tweets into the BBC, where someone would type them up using a manual typewriter.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Please report back if you find one
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Release the bees
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Treat yourself
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I can’t believe soon is actually soon
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Don’t say Russell Tovey don’t say Russell Tovey don’t say Russell Tovey
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
£200 for a half decent ticket to the Mariah tour.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
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have a day off susan
YouTube video by James S
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 23/09/2026
You’ll have to speak up, I’m on a boat.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Oh of course this is happening on Threads
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Next step is a Word doc that you can only extract a 19kb png from.
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Truly terrible news
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Very much from the Bennett’s playbook of lighting a bomb under your own career because your ego won’t allow you to be civil to your bandmates.
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