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@slowcrush.bsky.social
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Theatre-making, rock climbing, Hull dweller 🏴

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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 8h
I will piss myself if Sham City brings down the King in the North™️
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 14h
It's Bandcamp Friday, and my new album is out today! This is the perfect time to buy it, because I'm donating all money from sales to trans inclusion charity Gendered Intelligence. Why not have a listen and pick up a copy, with your money going to a cause that does brilliant work. #BandcampFriday
leechcomforts.bandcamp.com
Make This Our Own, by Leech Comforts
10 track album
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 14h
Asparagus ferns are the pandas of the plant world. They simply do not want to live.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 14h
Saving this for next time some Semper Fi bro talks about sitting opposite the door and scoping out escape routes every time he goes to a pub/cafe/restaurant. I, too, have survived every social occasion I've attended.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 15h
Then fuck off? "If you won't let us do crimes we won't hoover up all your assets and extract rents" ok? So go then.
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Sam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not sharing the Braverman posts because every single one of them addresses the wrong problem. The problem is not a fringe politician expounding on her 19th century racial science theories. The problem is a publicly funded broadcaster platforming and normalising them. Several times a day.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t stop thinking about how it must feel to wake up after a botched execution attempt.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Diesel passed £2.00 a litre. Is this good?
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All of these rich fucks who think their bunkers will keep them safe lol as if there won’t be people who make it their entire life goal to fill air vents with cement.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s one big club and we’re not a part of it
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“And you have to say, that is magnificent”
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has Andy Burnham now shown more concern for City’s owners than anybody targeted by Danny Tommo’s blackshirts?
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s that time of year where the fallen leaves disguise unpicked-up dog muck and our dog LOVES to go truffling for them to EAT.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Fairford suspects were 45 minutes away from siphoning diesel.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But also this heroine: "Cereese Qusba, 22, a senior and reporter for The Sun, couldn’t shake her concerned curiosity about the case. This month...Ms. Qusba was ready to hit publish on her investigation, which was 23 months in the making."
nytimes.com
Students at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two Years
The student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity party since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
King in the North™️
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Call me old fashioned, but if you let an algorithm serve you music, you deserve AI.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI event images are everywhere. I fear we're losing the battle.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How would one dress as the Strait of Hormuz for Halloween?
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well it’s quite obviously Havana Syndrome
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I notice the press have stopped going to that farmer for more comments about whatever happened near USAF Fairford.
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cn tw rape sv There is a college rape case gone viral. There is alot being said about it. If you are a survivor, or close to survivors, its ok to check out of the whole thing, mute some words, protect your peace.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million." That is an absolutely massive sporting fraud. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
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Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fines won’t work on a club that defrauded football by nearly £1bn
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
0.1% of bacteria be like
Paddy McGuinness doing finger guns
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Evie Devers 🎮🍂 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The scene in sonic adventure when sonic calls eggman fucking bald
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 29/09/2026
every bad thing that can happen to a person should happen to this man
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see the Independent have done another "Hull is known as shit place, but actually it's pretty good" article and like, that Crap Towns book was published 23 years ago? Give it a rest.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot
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agirlintheshed @agirlintheshed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favourite things I ever saw out of a train window was a field somewhere round Reading way that had completely flooded, leaving just the Barratt Homes Development Coming Soon sign visible
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Iran has closed the Straits of Hormuz to *checks notes* inflate oil prices by *checks notes* hiring cockneys to *checks notes* steal diesel from a farm in Gloucestershire
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Northern theatre PRs: start describing your productions as having “gone rogue” and “hacked into audience’s minds” so that London reviewers finally hop on a train to come see them.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joe Hart refusing to engage with the discussion about City on 5Live is it
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta unclog the washing machine filter, which of course means just letting it piss out water all over the kitchen floor and then mopping it up. Wish me luck.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The RAF Fairford suspects / the RAF Fairford suspicious vehicle / the RAF Fairford suspicious potentially explosive substances
The gang in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis’ Green Range Rover from Its Always Sunny Logo for Wolf Cola
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am never gonna stop laughing if this turns out to be completely innocuous, after Wes basically said “Yeah, we knew about this dastardly plot all along”
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could do to bring my 40th birthday forward a few months so I can enter my climbing gym’s competition in the SENIOR category, and not have to go up against young whippersnappers.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This isn't just London, multiple bridges in Hull remain closed, while others have ongoing repairs. Also it's not just road bridges: pedestrian, cycle, utilities and other infrastructure, all creaking and groaning because we're a clapped country.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One must imagine Stuart Pearce happy
A sticker that says Stuart Pearce with an illustration of Sysphus pushing a Boulder up a hill
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watched Everybody to Kenmure Street last night. What a film. Glasgow rocks.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our government thinks you're a terrorist if you protest this.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One must imagine Stuart Pearce happy
A sticker that says Stuart Pearce with an illustration of Sysphus pushing a Boulder up a hill
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker.
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This Sunday at the Adelphi Club in Hull, free screening of Everybody to Kenmure Street, hosted by Hull Anti-Raids.
Top down photo of thousands of Glaswegians surrounding an immigration enforcement van to stop ICE detainining their neighbours. Text says Everybody to Kenmure Street, a free screening at the New Adelphi Club, Sun 27 Sep, 7pm
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Kelly² @anarchakelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Not Anyone You Know @slowcrush.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect. 10/10. No notes.
Screenshot of a post in a Facebook group called DJ Setups: "One advantage that comes from being divorced, is that I can repurpose my dining room space to my tax deductible dedicated DJ space. I used ChatGPT to visualize what my …"
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