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Andraste Sideyr

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 2h
Normalize saying "Wowzers!"
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/02/2024
Bsky is now accepting applications
meme reading
are you looking for a way out of wage slavery?
do you want to work in a fast paced and fun environment?
welcome to the new and exciting world of SHITPOSTING
*make $50 annually *no benefits *recieve death threats regularly
*spread Communist propaganda *alienate old friends *upset your mom
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 2h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 2h
many such cases
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 2h
oh damn, that’s a good haul
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 3h
we need to take prison abolition language away from people who cant read. "you unfollowing a youtuber after he turned out to have assaulted someone is an example of punitive justice" no its not. thats not true
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Patrick Samphire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @patricksamphire.bsky.social · 3h
Henry VIII: "Pope, would please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand. You're not a marriage influencer. How many wives do you have?"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 4h
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

live long enough to shitpost about their deaths.

With a doodle of an elephant
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 3h
a joke? on MY bluesky? how very dare
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 10h
I found an embarrassingly large folder of screenshots of other people’s jokes and am now periodically subjecting you to vintage bangers Anyway, where the fuck are the Scots
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13h
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Tran Girlismo: The Real Podcast Simulator @trangirlismo.bsky.social · 13h
DUDES ROCK
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 17h
I'll keep it real with yall I've never clicked on FA even once in my life but we can't keep losing 20+ year art archives online just because someone at Mastercard got a bug up their ass about cartoon wolf dicks
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 13h
Zach Bryan came out saying FREE PALESTINE in the first show at Gillette Stadium since Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft silenced Macklemore, AND he played a new, still unreleased anti-AI song and some of y’all are still sleeping on the liberatory potential of Americana
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 13h
i guess i should sleep… kid 1 needs to be at the SAT in 7 hours
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 13h
Reminds me of the classic New Orleans grift: Bet you $5 I can tell you where you got your shoes at Where? On your feet!
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 13h
my biggest takeaway of tonight is that more rock bands need fiddles
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Shawn Connolly @divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social · 13h
Country music has always been the people's music until jingoism hijacked it but no hijack lasts forever
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Miracle_AU 🔜 PAX AUS @miracleau.bsky.social · 14h
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Cady Heron: It's October Third (Mean Girls)
ALT: Cady Heron: It's October Third (Mean Girls)
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14h
First time catching a sunset in a squirrel eye. Might make this a thing.
The vertical eye of a squirrel with the reflection of the sun setting over trees in the distance and the reflection of the tree in the foreground
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 13h
incredibly funny that the right gets *checks notes* Kid Rock, and the left is getting the country stars
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20h
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 13h
what is E.T. short for? because he’s got such little legs
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 14h
fucking amazing
garrett from Cigarettes @ Sunset, in front of a flood light
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 15h
“this song’s about fucking a vampire” fuck yeah
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carol @carolramos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nós
regging no tumblr:

you can be both employed & way too online. it's called "posting on the clock," and actually, it's praxis.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 15h
it is! openers are done, just waiting for the stage to be set for the headliner
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
concert tonight, oldest has her SAT in the morning, work on sunday lol
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
packed crowd at the Georgia Theater
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
this may be the most packed show i’ve seen at the Ga Theater
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
homedude is trynna be dave navarro
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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 18h
Oh oh i figured it out. Liberty Biberty is the larval form of an Alf.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
they covered Pony lmao
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Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
POLITICOEurope
@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 16h
band #2 is also extremely mid-00s, but in a socal kinda way
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Happy spooky season to all who skelebrate
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17h
hermann gottleib in pacific rim, in front of a completely full array of huge blackboards, explaining to stacker pentacost how the kaiju events have been getting closer together and they could soon see a double event
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
got mine the other week! fortunately, it isn’t the first lol
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
oh, and some popcorn alongside beer #1
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
it’s ok! i’ve also had some ibuprofen and hydrocodone!
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
on beer #3, with #4 waiting in the wings, and remembering all i’ve eaten today is some mashed potatoes and a smoothie
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Ralph Wiggums Simpsons
Alt: Ralph Wiggums *chuckles* i’m in danger
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
oh no, Reptilia came out 23 years ago 😭😭
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19h
ⓘ Community Note There is an imposter issuing community notes. Stay vigilant and dial 3-1-1 to report possible fraud.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 17h
not a bad band, but they do kinda sound like every band i knew coming up in the mid-00s atlanta indie scene lol
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